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Have you ever nearly got killed ???

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I nearly got killed twice, one time was when I was alot younger and I wanted to go take a motocross ride with my father, but the thing I didn't noticed was that my father was a bit drunk, so we went and half an hour later he didn't that there was a 90 degree curve , so we fell in the wood !!! I was so scared.... And the other time was when I was in a car with my mother , it was in winter and we crashed into the snow..... but beside that I've never fell alot....

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:48:49


i fell out my uncles car as he was just entering the motorway and scraped my face along the ground ='( my eyebrows and eyelashes got ripped off..so thats close to death


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:50:33


I almost got hit by a truck once.


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:51:10


I once though I was going to die when I spend over 48 hours on the computer. My brain felt like it was melting. Not a pleasent experiance.


Formerly TheMaster | PSN: Absurd-Ditties | Steam | Letterboxd

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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:51:13


i pissed my sis off so badly i ran half a block away from her so she wouldnt stab me, and i backed away from a slash to my face

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:51:22


yeah one time I almost got hit by a bus!


brains.

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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:51:36


When i was like, 5 I was crossing the street and some drunk driver came speeding down the street, and I just managed to get across.


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:51:41


i almost drowned like twiced and two cars almost hit me on the same day :[

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:54:31


At 2/19/06 05:51 PM, RVGP wrote: i almost drowned like twiced and two cars almost hit me on the same day :[

You are a lucky guy !!!! *_*

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:55:21


At 2/19/06 05:52 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: YEAH.just 5 minutes ago,i was choking on a pill

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I once got stuck to a electricfied railing, wasn't really a fatal thing but I was stuck there for a good 20 seconds.


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:55:52


Only once, at secondary school.
I was in a electronics lesson and was using a soldering iron. The wire had been damaged but I didn't notice until I placed a metal ruler on it. It sent a sharp shock through me and the pain was so great my hand went completely numb and started smoking. It caused the whole school to have a power cut.

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 17:59:43


At 2/19/06 05:55 PM, JoeClass wrote:

It caused the whole school to have a power cut.

It would be happy about that !!!! lol but anyway was it really painful ???

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:01:48


I flew on a plain.
It could have crashed you know.

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:02:51


i got knocked down bya car once but i only cracked my head open nothing too serious some stiches and i was fine but my math was never the same :S

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:03:02


Hit by a car and almost drowned once (both because of my stupidity).

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:03:38


I fell otu of this tree house in my old house and cracked my head open on a cinder block. I lost like 6 pints of blood.

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:04:25


At 2/19/06 05:51 PM, kickme123 wrote: I once though I was going to die when I spend over 48 hours on the computer. My brain felt like it was melting. Not a pleasent experiance.

Unless you have WoW, then its an orgasm.


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:04:29


I almost died from drowning in the fourth of july two years ago, people were just looking at me until someone pulled me out of there most people wouldnt save baby nowadays


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:05:48


choked on a soother, a sore throat sweet, i had a sore throat and choked on it for like, 1 min, i allmost ran out of breath when it came out :o

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:06:18


Yes,many times I nearly died. Here are a few that was funny to me

When I wa 8 years old. My lazy-ass babysitter who is my sister was supose to watch me tonight,but she was so damn lazy to get her ass of the couch and stop watching rap videos,I puted my hands on the stove burning. While she didnt notice I was starting to get set on fire. The smoke singal started and she got scared and got my hands of before the fire started. My mom got mad at her for a looong time.

And I almost got ran over by a car while looking for 100$

Dont ask.

yes.

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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:08:01


i called chuck norris a pansy once...luckily he was on another continent at the time

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:10:56


1. Dumbass friend playing with a gun. He said it was unloaded, but didn't check the chamber. Granted it was merely a .22, it still would've killed me had he pulled the trigger. Imagine the look on his face when I told him to check the chamber and a round popped out.

2. Nearly drowned in the river when I was caught by an undertow.

3. Does cancer count?

4. Does sepsis count?

5. Riding with my parents when our minivan was sideswiped, pushing us into the ditch and rolling the van on it's side.

6. Almost hit by a car when I was little.


To truly know death you must fuck life in the gall bladder.

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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:14:27


I was putting some heavy boxes on some new shelving. The shelf buckled and the boxes just missed my head.


50% of all statistics are made up 90% of the time.

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:14:58


I almost drowned in a crowded swimming pool. I couldn't swim, and I stepped into the deep end by accident, since there were so many people, no one saw me until a little while later. I had to get CPR.


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:17:02


I think it was the second or third time I went into a pool when I was like 5 and I almost drowned.
Lifeguard saved me.

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:17:34


I got hit by a car in grade 2.


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Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:17:43


once when I was younger I almost drowned.

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:18:01


I got shot in the head by JJAgoodfella......

Response to Have you ever nearly got killed ??? 2006-02-19 18:18:53


If the film final destination is true, then your all gunna die.


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