At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, g0t wrote: i hope uve learned ur lesson. i have, dont have sex.
I use that excuse as well.
I broke my cock.
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At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, g0t wrote: i hope uve learned ur lesson. i have, dont have sex.
Because knowing is half the battle!
Thanks GI Joe!
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At 1/7/06 10:17 PM, simkiss wrote: I stopped lol'ing when i realised you weren't joking :O.
Actually, sometimes an erect penis can "crack".
It's not as bad as possible. It has happened to me twice. Ever cracked your knuckles? It's like that.
And it's at the base of the penis at the pelvis.
I called in Love Line years ago when I listened that show, and Dr. Drew said it wasn't anything to worry about. It's happened before.
At 1/8/06 11:34 AM, marioware wrote: O RLY? How come when we are on a really long road trip and need to go real badly, and there isn't a bathroom for miles, we can just get out, and just let it out. We don't have to squat down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ownd
You enjoy shitty not-punk music >:[
At 1/7/06 10:16 PM, Enoll wrote: While engaging in happy with my girlfriend I fucking missed the
hole on one of my thrusts!
Maybe you should get a sniper scope for your dick.
Went to the doctor today, wich may have been the best idea ever.
It'll take four fucking weeks to heal completely and i have to put fucking cream on it
every day untill then.
Next time, I'm being more carefull when she says "harder".
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 1/7/06 10:27 PM, Enoll wrote: She thought it was funny, but I can't blame her, girls don't have a dick to
know what the pain might be like.
No excuse.
When I was ten I fell out of a tree in my yard, a distance of about twelve feet flashed by before I landed on my crotch on a branch.
I thought I would never walk again.
So when a guy tells a story like yours, that's what I relate it to.
Of course, this has resulted in a couple of guys telling me that I handle their parts a little too delicately.
He followed me home, can I keep him?
At 1/8/06 11:30 AM, marioware wrote:At 1/8/06 09:03 AM, -StimulatedHigh- wrote:ROFL yupzors. Pretending to have had sex.At 1/8/06 09:01 AM, Sputnikz wrote: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!? SEX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Said the 13 year old. >.>
Lol I totally forgot that I posted that yesterday =-P
You know I was thinking... You must have one fucking tight girl.
Btw, how are things? We need an update :P
At 1/9/06 05:51 AM, Dead_Man_Inc wrote: You know I was thinking... You must have one fucking tight girl.
Btw, how are things? We need an update :P
I already posted further up this page.
And for the record, I'd just woken up after a night of hardcore drinking.
Nuff said.
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Yes, but how is the swollen lump looking? Still there? Is it smaller now?
At 1/9/06 05:34 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: Of course, this has resulted in a couple of guys telling me that I handle their parts a little too delicately.
I hope to God that was a typo.
At 1/9/06 06:11 AM, Dead_Man_Inc wrote: Yes, but how is the swollen lump looking? Still there? Is it smaller now?
jees man.
Ah well, I did say three weeks, so IGuess it's going to be there for
a few more days.
>:(
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get a cast, to avoid further injury in your weakened state.
At 1/9/06 06:27 AM, HilariousGenocide wrote: get a cast, to avoid further injury in your weakened state.
What's that hudge upm in your pants?
oh, that's my dick cast.
This is where I'm laughed at and beaten up.
R.I.P LIVECORPSE
At 1/9/06 06:30 AM, no one wrote:
At 1/9/06 06:27 AM, no one wrote:
lolz
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At 1/8/06 05:50 PM, -justlooking9 wrote:At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, g0t wrote: i hope uve learned ur lesson. i have, dont have sex.Because knowing is half the battle!
...does that mean you touch yourself at night?
LOL, what did u do thrust across the room into a wall!
At 1/9/06 04:50 AM, Enoll wrote:
Next time, I'm being more carefull when she says "harder".
Or just end up curling up in a ball and crying whenever that word is mentioned ever again.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
Since i have constant erections I dont kneed to have sex to accidetally bend it or stubb it. Ouch.
Jeez dude
The names Food, WillPostForFood.
At 1/9/06 07:50 AM, WillPostForFood wrote: pics plz
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O HAI
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH
if you dont want it to hurt so much just cut it off
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At 1/10/06 02:37 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: just cut it off
BLASPHEMY!!!
O HAI
