Response to NG's Official Cookbook 2006-06-30 02:28:02
Take an egg, and soak it in vinegar for about a day. The shell will now have coagulated, making it the essence of smelly rubbery fun! Throw it at someones face. They will recoil in shock, but the egg will bounce harmlessley off. GTFO immediatley.
Person: ZOMG, EGG!
Person: WTF, HAX?
Side note - if the egg does break, the intense smell in contains will kill anyone within a 9.18735358365 ft radius intananeously.