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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-01 16:16:22


* * * O F F I C I A L ___ B A R R A C KS ___ C O M M U N I C A T I O N * * *


TO: All Current Elite Guard Members


FROM : EGSC byteslinger, CBO


DATE: 1-Dec-2020


SUBJECT: Monthly Roster and New Member Announcement


It is with great honor that I announce that Corporal @Solitonmedic is now the newest member of the Elite Guard. After a period of discussion and review, it was clear that he would be a welcome addition to the ranks. It is good news indeed that our crew has grown with another able hand to help keep the portal safe for all users. Please join me in welcoming him into the Barracks. For the sake of social distancing, our "regular" welcoming party (which generally involves a variety of questionable food and beverages, farm animals, jello and a cordless screwdriver) will be replaced by all of us slowly driving by his house and honking our horns endlessly while waving and blasting our favorite rock songs at midnight. I'm sure he'll appreciate that - his neighbors, well, maybe not so much. But, hey, it's 2020 - it's what we do now.


Welcome aboard, Corporal!


*SALUTES*


As for the roster, we had a quieter November compared to October; EGSC @Guthrie still refuses to sleep and has cranked out over 2,000 BP points this month. At this rate, he'll bump out EGSC @GameJunkie for the #2 slot by August of next year. In addition, he's still active in the forums, keeping the crap at bay.


Well done, soldier! *Salutes*


For the superstitious, it seems our work horse, Lt. Gen. @ZomAlien managed a ubiquitous 666 BP points last month. Yes, it's only a snapshot between two arbitrary points in time roughly a month apart, but it could explain the pentagram painted in his parking spot and the sudden appearance of all of these ravens on the roof.


And last but certainly not least, let's not forget EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @Asandir and EGC @Decky for consistently performing above and beyond the call of duty; your hard work and commitment is both recognized and appreciated, and we thank you for leading by example. Kudos to you all! *Salutes*


As we enter the last month of the year, let us do so with hope and courage; it doesn't matter what traditions you follow, for in all cases the act of giving to others, showing kindness and mercy and helping those who truly need help go beyond religions and beliefs - it is what defines us as civilized people, and in the act of giving, we receive more than we know.


I am honored and blessed to be in a crew with such a fine group of people; I know that in real life, you are all as caring and considerate as you are here online, and that you are all good folks. Keep spreading the good, and it will come back to you many times over. Thank you all for always being there, for Newgrounds, for the Barracks, and for me. You do us all proud!


*SALUTES*


Barracks Roster as of December 1st, 2020:_


_Milestones:_

@byteslinger - 158K saves, 177K total B/P

@Fro - 26K saves

@Guthrie - 64K saves, 74K total B/P

@Jackho - 22K total B/P

@Little-Rena - 19K blams

@ZomAlien - 22K total B/P


_New Recruits:_

@solitonmedic


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 177,331 | 1,562 | 52.07 | A | +000.58 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 6 | C

02) 87,443 | 0,044 | 01.47 | D | +000.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F

03) 74,135 | 2,053 | 68.43 | A | -006.64 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 5 | C

04) 67,881 | 0,486 | 16.20 | C | +030.65 | @Exedor Sup. Commander +1 | 14 | B

05) 67,840 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F

06) 63,939 | 0,219 | 07.30 | C | -048.10 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 1 | D

07) 48,154 | 0,090 | 03.00 | D | -029.69 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 9 | C

08) 46,257 | 0,009 | 00.30 | D | +350.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 1 | D

09) 40,482 | 0,144 | 04.80 | D | -079.80 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 1 | D

10) 37,795 | 0,170 | 05.67 | C | +018.06 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 1 | D

11) 31,008 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F

12) 29,654 | 0,078 | 02.60 | D | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 2 | D

13) 22,604 | 0,666 | 22.20 | B | +062.44 | @ZomAlien Lt. General +1 | 7 | C

14) 22,099 | 0,127 | 04.23 | D | +076.39 | @Jackho Lt. General -1 | 1 | D

15) 13,852 | 0,242 | 08.07 | C | +004.76 | @ZJ Lieutenant | 0 | F

16) 5,803 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F

17) 4,592 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --- | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal NEW | --- | ---

18) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal -1 | 0 | F

19) 1,764 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant -1 | 0 | F


Note: Corporal Solitonmedic's stats are zero because we didn't have a base line from last month. However, in the 1-JAN-2021 roster, we will begin to see monthly activity.


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,053 (34.86% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,562 (26.52% of total)

@ZomAlien - 666 (11.31% of total)

@Exedor - 486 (8.25% of total)

@ZJ - 242 (4.11% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 85.04% of B/P points (5,009 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (131)

@Big-Boss (65)

@Asandir (50)

@GameJunkie (47)

@Guthrie (42)

@Peregrinus (29)

@Jackho (25)

@Exedor (23)

@ZomAlien (18)

@Decky (16)

@Jolly (13)

@Lizzardis (13)

@Little-Rena (7)

@ZJ (2)


Total gain for month: 5,890 (13 Active Members)


That's 196.33 per day, or 15.10 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-01 16:23:09


At 12/1/20 04:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: It is with great honor that I announce that Corporal @Solitonmedic is now the newest member of the Elite Guard.


This is amazing news, and I am looking forward to manning the blam cannons with @Solitonmedic.


Welcome aboard, Corporal!


Hear, hear!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-01 16:24:00


At 12/1/20 04:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: * * * O F F I C I A L ___ B A R R A C KS ___ C O M M U N I C A T I O N * * *


Me did not feel too good in November, me sorry, me sad.


Play Sick Games: [1] [2] [3]

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-01 17:11:12


At 12/1/20 04:16 PM, byteslinger wrote: * * * O F F I C I A L ___ B A R R A C KS ___ C O M M U N I C A T I O N * * *

TO: All Current Elite Guard Members

FROM : EGSC byteslinger, CBO

DATE: 1-Dec-2020

SUBJECT: Monthly Roster and New Member Announcement

It is with great honor that I announce that Corporal @Solitonmedic is now the newest member of the Elite Guard. After a period of discussion and review, it was clear that he would be a welcome addition to the ranks. It is good news indeed that our crew has grown with another able hand to help keep the portal safe for all users. Please join me in welcoming him into the Barracks. For the sake of social distancing, our "regular" welcoming party (which generally involves a variety of questionable food and beverages, farm animals, jello and a cordless screwdriver) will be replaced by all of us slowly driving by his house and honking our horns endlessly while waving and blasting our favorite rock songs at midnight. I'm sure he'll appreciate that - his neighbors, well, maybe not so much. But, hey, it's 2020 - it's what we do now.

Welcome aboard, Corporal!

*SALUTES*

As for the roster, we had a quieter November compared to October; EGSC @Guthrie still refuses to sleep and has cranked out over 2,000 BP points this month. At this rate, he'll bump out EGSC @GameJunkie for the #2 slot by August of next year. In addition, he's still active in the forums, keeping the crap at bay.

Well done, soldier! *Salutes*

For the superstitious, it seems our work horse, Lt. Gen. @ZomAlien managed a ubiquitous 666 BP points last month. Yes, it's only a snapshot between two arbitrary points in time roughly a month apart, but it could explain the pentagram painted in his parking spot and the sudden appearance of all of these ravens on the roof.

And last but certainly not least, let's not forget EGSC @Exedor, EGSC @Asandir and EGC @Decky for consistently performing above and beyond the call of duty; your hard work and commitment is both recognized and appreciated, and we thank you for leading by example. Kudos to you all! *Salutes*

As we enter the last month of the year, let us do so with hope and courage; it doesn't matter what traditions you follow, for in all cases the act of giving to others, showing kindness and mercy and helping those who truly need help go beyond religions and beliefs - it is what defines us as civilized people, and in the act of giving, we receive more than we know.

I am honored and blessed to be in a crew with such a fine group of people; I know that in real life, you are all as caring and considerate as you are here online, and that you are all good folks. Keep spreading the good, and it will come back to you many times over. Thank you all for always being there, for Newgrounds, for the Barracks, and for me. You do us all proud!

*SALUTES*

Barracks Roster as of December 1st, 2020:_

_Milestones:_
@byteslinger - 158K saves, 177K total B/P
@Fro - 26K saves
@Guthrie - 64K saves, 74K total B/P
@Jackho - 22K total B/P
@Little-Rena - 19K blams
@ZomAlien - 22K total B/P

_New Recruits:_
@solitonmedic

_The Roster:_
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 177,331 | 1,562 | 52.07 | A | +000.58 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 6 | C
02) 87,443 | 0,044 | 01.47 | D | +000.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
03) 74,135 | 2,053 | 68.43 | A | -006.64 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander | 5 | C
04) 67,881 | 0,486 | 16.20 | C | +030.65 | @Exedor Sup. Commander +1 | 14 | B
05) 67,840 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander -1 | 0 | F
06) 63,939 | 0,219 | 07.30 | C | -048.10 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 1 | D
07) 48,154 | 0,090 | 03.00 | D | -029.69 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 9 | C
08) 46,257 | 0,009 | 00.30 | D | +350.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 1 | D
09) 40,482 | 0,144 | 04.80 | D | -079.80 | @Peregrinus Sup. Commander | 1 | D
10) 37,795 | 0,170 | 05.67 | C | +018.06 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 1 | D
11) 31,008 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander | 0 | F
12) 29,654 | 0,078 | 02.60 | D | +000.00 | @Decky Commander | 2 | D
13) 22,604 | 0,666 | 22.20 | B | +062.44 | @ZomAlien Lt. General +1 | 7 | C
14) 22,099 | 0,127 | 04.23 | D | +076.39 | @Jackho Lt. General -1 | 1 | D
15) 13,852 | 0,242 | 08.07 | C | +004.76 | @ZJ Lieutenant | 0 | F
16) 5,803 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 0 | F
17) 4,592 | 0,000 | 00.00 | --- | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal NEW | --- | ---
18) 4,213 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal -1 | 0 | F
19) 1,764 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant -1 | 0 | F

Note: Corporal Solitonmedic's stats are zero because we didn't have a base line from last month. However, in the 1-JAN-2021 roster, we will begin to see monthly activity.

_Top 5 Gainers:_
@Guthrie - 2,053 (34.86% of total)
@byteslinger - 1,562 (26.52% of total)
@ZomAlien - 666 (11.31% of total)
@Exedor - 486 (8.25% of total)
@ZJ - 242 (4.11% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 85.04% of B/P points (5,009 total)

_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_
@byteslinger (131)
@Big-Boss (65)
@Asandir (50)
@GameJunkie (47)
@Guthrie (42)
@Peregrinus (29)
@Jackho (25)
@Exedor (23)
@ZomAlien (18)
@Decky (16)
@Jolly (13)
@Lizzardis (13)
@Little-Rena (7)
@ZJ (2)

Total gain for month: 5,890 (13 Active Members)

That's 196.33 per day, or 15.10 per day per active member.


Yikes, 666 for me.


Just another NG user.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-02 08:42:31


  • Unpublished Submission

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZT15vuD20U


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Uploader flat out admits that this is not theirs.


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How the hell did this Powerpoint slideshow made it past judgement?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-02 23:18:42


  • Unpublished Submission

Gameplay footage.


Just another NG user.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-03 08:21:03


  • Unpublished Submission


another slide show movie

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-03 09:05:48


At 12/3/20 08:21 AM, GotDamnitWegra wrote: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/773337

another slide show movie


Wish they did slide away and didn't show this to anyone.


Tuturu~ ♫

Without truth, there is no justice.

Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-03 09:43:47


This stolen submission got past the portal:

  • Unpublished Submission

Stolen from YouTube form a video from 2009 titled BLUE V.S GREEN.

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MnUCTVdJEA


These two are taken from a YouTube channel named PIXELVERSE 33, I can't find any relation between the YouTube channel and the uploader so these might be stolen:

Stolen:

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5M3uVQoT3E


Stolen:

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srY6I_necHo

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-03 17:32:14


Recording of some child's classroom where they are watching The Simpsons Movie with no original animation. No wonder kids these days are getting stupider.


Shitty fake(?) corporate advertisement with no animation



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-04 12:43:38 (edited 2020-12-04 12:44:50)


M-Rated Submissions But They Have Porn!


Getting Level 60, Sup. Commander And Deity Whistle Soon!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-05 00:09:59


that guy doesn't know that gameplay vids are not allowed in newgrounds , he is eating a rotten brain >:(

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flagging stolen things

also i'm playing geometry dash <3 <3

report bad things <3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-05 06:29:41 (edited 2020-12-05 06:30:20)


Opposite of "funny" because real life footages were not allowed in Newgrounds

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funny = unfunny aka stupid


flagging stolen things

also i'm playing geometry dash <3 <3

report bad things <3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-05 10:59:03


Uh, this is probably awkward, but the Piconjo collection links to two removed entries by the mod team, specifically the first and third entries in the Wadolf Saga. Should this be updated or...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-05 18:02:02


Somehow this ad passed judgment


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-06 03:03:44


At 12/5/20 06:02 PM, GUTHRIE wrote: Somehow this ad passed judgment

I had to subtract it from the site.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-06 12:25:37


At 12/6/20 12:18 PM, GotDamnitWegra wrote: gameplay footage

These have already been discussed and cleared. It's a story told thru RPG Maker instead of standard animation; kinda like the SFM movies that come thru. It's fine.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-06 12:56:05 (edited 2020-12-06 12:56:17)


this thing is a piece of shit like no joke

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flagging stolen things

also i'm playing geometry dash <3 <3

report bad things <3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-06 15:20:22


At 12/6/20 02:29 PM, GotDamnitWegra wrote: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/773667

rated e but it's porn


Fixed.


Tuturu~ ♫

Without truth, there is no justice.

Asandir's interviews with Newgrounds forum users

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-06 16:56:47


E-Rated Movie But It Has Violence

This Game Is Unsuitable But This Should Be Removed By The Moderation Team!


Getting Level 60, Sup. Commander And Deity Whistle Soon!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-06 17:27:45


At 12/6/20 04:56 PM, MatthewMcChan wrote: E-Rated Movie But It Has Violence

I beat it down.

This Game Is Unsuitable But This Should Be Removed By The Moderation Team!

It's a crappy game that's about twice, maybe 3x as old as Kruno, and it's appropriately rated. Feel free to v0te as y0u will, th0.


Getting Level 60, Sup. Commander And Deity Whistle Soon!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-06 20:47:13


  • Unpublished Submission

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlDzI3OVEfo


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-07 00:25:39 (edited 2020-12-07 00:28:54)


Someone uploaded an movie of gameplay from Geometry Dash

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pls guys trust me , i'm playing geometry dash either


Also , this movie has an youtube button like wtf

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flagging stolen things

also i'm playing geometry dash <3 <3

report bad things <3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-07 12:42:05


not animation

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flagging stolen things

also i'm playing geometry dash <3 <3

report bad things <3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-07 12:47:08


At 12/7/20 12:42 PM, kruno5 wrote: not animation

Not a submission. ...anymore.


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-07 16:06:55


Pretty sure this was already submitted. Can anyone confirm that?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2020-12-07 22:01:20 (edited 2020-12-07 22:01:30)


This guy just stole another user's submission.


Stolen:

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Original made by InfestedPear: