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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-01 16:24:00


At 3/1/13 04:15 PM, gamejunkie wrote: Interesting. When I click the link all I get is

404 Page Not Found

Same here, and it turns out that page appears no matter what you type instead of Newgrounds, meaning the blank page wasn't put there specifically as a token gesture or anything.

Or maybe we all just missed what was on it. That could happen, too.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-01 18:27:43


Yes, my comrades. Today is the 1st of the month - It's March already! Time flies when you're having fun, right? Well, I guess if you're not having fun, it probably just hobbles a bit, or falls on it's face. You know, like Coop after a rowdy night out after winning cricket! (or losing cricket - either way it's a reason to get piss-faced!)

Anyways, without further delay, I present to you:

The Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2013:

Milestones::
byteslinger - 85K saves, 99K total B/P
Chrausner - 12K saves, 13K total B/P
Coop - 84K saves, 115K total B/P
Cootie - 29K saves
Decky - 13K saves, 16K total B/P
GameJunkie - 36K saves, 57K total B/P
Jolly - 37K saves, 43K total B/P
Spretznaz - 9K total B/P

Promotions::
Chrausner - Lieutenant
Decky - Major
Spretznaz - Sgt. Major

Entering/ Leaving The Barracks::
None

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 115,177 | 1,051 | 37.54 | B | +003.44 | Coop Sup. Commander | 3 | D
02) 99,005 | 1,009 | 36.04 | B | +007.45 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 17 | B
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 57,578 | 0,899 | 32.11 | B | +000.78 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 77 | A
05) 56,132 | 0,013 | 00.46 | D | +018.18 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 51,891 | 0,030 | 01.07 | D | +000.00 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 3 | D
07) 43,341 | 1,200 | 42.86 | A | +010.91 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 9 | C
08) 33,848 | 0,726 | 25.93 | B | -014.49 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 30,908 | 0,025 | 00.89 | D | -013.79 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 25,141 | 0,002 | 00.07 | D | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 1 | D
11) 19,304 | 0,055 | 01.96 | D | +733.33 | Asandir Colonel | 3 | D
12) 16,159 | 1,136 | 40.57 | A | +015.45 | Decky Major | 58 | A
13) 13,603 | 1,455 | 51.96 | A | +016.96 | Chrausner Lieutenant | 21 | B
14) 10,693 | 0,107 | 03.82 | D | -016.41 | BrokenDeck Sgt. Major | 0 | F
15) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
16) 9,596 | 0,847 | 30.25 | B | -012.59 | Spretznaz Sgt. Major | 53 | A
17) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 22 | B
18) 6,447 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,365 | 0,010 | 00.36 | D | -047.37 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
21) 6,215 | 0,129 | 04.61 | D | -042.92 | ZJ Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 5,896 | 0,019 | 00.68 | D | -044.12 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant | 0 | F
23) 4,873 | 0,083 | 02.96 | D | -038.06 | Jackho Corporal | 0 | F
24) 3,348 | 0,113 | 04.04 | D | +276.67 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 9 | C

Top 5 Gainers::
Chrausner - 1,455 (16.33% of total)
Jolly - 1,200 (13.47% of total)
Decky - 1,136 (12.75% of total)
Coop - 1,051 (11.80% of total)
byteslinger - 1,009 (11.33% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 65.68% of B/P points (5,851 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (26)
Coop (9)
Chrausner (3)
Decky (2)

Total gain for month: 8,909 (19 Active Members)

That's 318.18 per day, or 16.75 per day per active member.

It was a good month - first time I've seen all top 5 over 1K in a while. Congrats to Jolly - still on a roll (26 months in top 5) - you've got 15 more to go to tie me at 41 - and Coop is back in the swing with 9 months and growing.

Oh, and yes, I just cracked 99K total BP. In a few months I'll be joining Coop in the 6-digit club. Never thought I'd be here that log, but you know, this place really just grew on me. ;)

Meanwhile, GameJunkie, Decky and Spretznaz are still very much active in the forums, picking off the crap submissions that flood the portal. With the help of Asandir and other Mods, we're getting the job done - the garbage is being taken out.

Overall, I am very proud of what all of you do everyday, and that makes me proud to be a member of the Elite Guard.

Well done!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-01 18:39:17


At 3/1/13 06:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: 24) 3,348 | 0,113 | 04.04 | D | +276.67 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 9 | C

I swear that one day I'll be off the bottom of this list!

With the help of Asandir and other Mods, we're getting the job done - the garbage is being taken out.

Oh, never fear. There will always be more of this crap to clean up, trust me.

Glad to see the update. Thanks, byte.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-02 09:41:13


Our good friend asitgames says hi! Let's all give him a warm welcome!

With coals and fire.

He's on gamejunkie's list because he has a record of submitting cookie cutter/shovelware games.

To be honest I kind of like the neon racing one. Too bad it has so many ads in it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-02 17:17:43


I'm re-posting this

and asking why it's not getting deleted? I genuinely would like to know.

It has Adverts between every Level/Round. I believe these types of 'constant advertising' games were the type of thing that wasn't wanted on Newgrounds? Read the reviews. Virtually everyone is complaining about the barrage of Ad's in-game. Except the doofuses that don't know any better.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-02 18:29:35


Slideshow of stolen images:

Author comments: "As always I don't own any of the anime shown in this work..."

Author comments: "...the artwork used was found on other sites and I have no claim to it."

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-02 18:37:35


At 3/2/13 09:41 AM, Knuckstrike wrote: Our good friend asitgames says hi! Let's all give him a warm welcome!

I thought they finally left.. It had been nearly two weeks since their last submission..

At 3/2/13 06:29 PM, Exedor wrote: Slideshow of stolen images:

Unpublished.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-02 19:04:14


At 3/2/13 06:37 PM, Jolly wrote:
Unpublished.

Thanks. While looking thru his faves, I found this:

Stolen from:
http://www.hotepic.com/play/action/3616/Luscious-Luna.htm or,
http://myhentaigames.com/anime/luna-f or,
http://www.2games.com/play/mature/3842/Luscious-Luna.htm or,
...I won't go on.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-03 08:00:00


Bagata has submitted a game yesterday and it got deleted because he/she is on gamejunkie's list. Too bad he/she doesn't learn.
It's shovelware: too many of the same kind of jigsaw puzzles with ads on them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-03 09:31:49


I cant believe it is March the year so far has gone by so quick and it is the monthly Roster thanks for the list byteslinger. My b/p as not changed all year I don't think i have gone on the portal for months I want too but have not got round to it. I only want to look when I have the time, and if not I wont. I never can understand stat whores who don't watch the flashes and vote so wrong and dishonest.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-03 13:01:22


The old Run n' Gun Stencyl tutorial


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-03 15:24:46


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-03 15:46:18


Stolen from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4RVaR2ovQ

It's even got the guy's name "WonkyTonkBotty"at 1:47

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-03 16:03:48


At 3/1/13 06:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: Yes, my comrades. Today is the 1st of the month - It's March already!

It's going by very quickly, I don't know about you guys but it's starting to warm up here. Maybe one day very soon I can leave my house without a thick coat. Watch spring turn out rubbish now.

The Barracks Roster as of March 1st, 2013:

Milestones::
Decky - 13K saves, 16K total B/P

Promotions::
Decky - Major

Another couple of milestones past and a promotion for me this month. I'm pretty sure that the last half of the 30K needed for the Sup. Commander rank is only around 5 ranks so not many more promotions left now. Congrats to all the other members that passed milestones or got a promotion this month.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
11) 19,304 | 0,055 | 01.96 | D | +733.33 | Asandir Colonel | 3 | D
12) 16,159 | 1,136 | 40.57 | A | +015.45 | Decky Major | 58 | A
13) 13,603 | 1,455 | 51.96 | A | +016.96 | Chrausner Lieutenant | 21 | B

Still a long way until I pass Asandir but at least at this rate I'll keep off being overtaken by Chrausner for quite a while yet.

Meanwhile, GameJunkie, Decky and Spretznaz are still very much active in the forums, picking off the crap submissions that flood the portal. With the help of Asandir and other Mods, we're getting the job done - the garbage is being taken out.

Always good to see the fruits of our labour. Keep up the good work guys.

*Salutes*

Cheers for the roster

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-03 21:18:04


I think you should look into re-publishing this.

He's a long time NG'er. Part-time Clock Crew member and isn't know for theft. I think you will find "WonkyTonkBotty" is actually him. He just uses a different name on his Youtube Channel.

Plus if you run your mouse pointer over this submission

in the portal (don't link to it, look at it from the Portal) look at the name. 'WonkyTonkBotty Downfall Parody man (IngramJ)
I'm 99.9% sure it's him.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 00:42:56


This movie was clearly stolen from a popular youtube account, yet somehow managed to slip through the cracks and remains unblammed. Please help!

Stolen video:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/612327

Original video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liuzz1h3cq8

Thanks,

Alex

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 01:04:37


At 3/1/13 06:27 PM, byteslinger wrote: Yes, my comrades. Today is the 1st of the month...

Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 18:07:56


The characters aren't his. The belong to a program called MikuMikuDance (MMD), which he used to create this. He's had things removed before for the same reason, but he's just not getting it. Other times, he listed MMD by name. Now he just says they're 'property of their owners' ...which isn't him.

NG Rule: "You may parody existing movie submissions but you must create your own artwork."

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 23:36:58


Hello EGB. There's an under judgement flash in the portal again that I'm sure i saw yesterday. Would this be reason to report it here?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 23:41:57


Pikachu is Drunked 2 I have no proof it was submitted yesterday, but i KNOW it was.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 23:43:41


Oh here's the proof Pikachu is Drunked

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 23:46:01


At 3/4/13 11:41 PM, silverspecks wrote: Pikachu is Drunked 2 I have no proof it was submitted yesterday, but i KNOW it was.

Removed. Thanks for providing the proof in your second post.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-04 23:47:28


Always feels good being successful your first time doing something.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-05 12:20:11


Okay, I'm not trying to be a pest, but Stickman Fight has now been uploaded a 3rd time after being blammed twice yesterday. Not a thing has been changed. Do NG users just continue to blam the submissions, or is special action warranted?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-05 18:54:07


Haven't seen one of these in a while.

Also take a look at everything else this guy submitted since he signed up. All. The. Same. Stupid. Thing. Over. And. Over. Again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-06 16:51:00


I love to play some scary games on Newgrounds because I saw a brilliant film last night which I have not seen in years. The Haunting 1963 version. OMG is this scary! the noises and the creepy house from hell ,and the fact it is in black and white add to the terror. I don't watch films much but I was not feeling to well and I recorded it ages ago it has aged well. I need to look in the game section.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-07 15:18:57


dumb question, but i can't find the list of ranks and their boundaries anywhere. if anyone could post it, i would really appreciate it

also, is it just me, or is it a lot harder to get blams than saves?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-07 21:53:25


"Your submission must not be a pointless "demo" or "preview" without any redeeming qualities."

"Do not submit pictures in a slide show format with no interactivity."

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-07 22:15:41


Same thing he already submitted:

Original: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/607830

Under judgement: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/612642

Music, menu, pick a level, it's all the same.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-03-07 22:32:06


Here's one for you. Try and avoid the Ads, I bet you can't.