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Would you put your balls in a blender for a 500 billion dollars? I mean straight up, cut off your balls and you get 500 billion dollars. More money than you can spend in a lifetime and you'd be the richest man in the world. You could buy your own country if you wanted to. All for the measly price of your testicles.
Sure I'd sacrifice my genetails. Afterwards, I could just use the money to transfer my brain to a guy with genetails that are so big that women would just cry upon seeing them.
Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!
At 9/7/05 03:44 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Would you put your balls in a blender for a 500 billion dollars? I mean straight up, cut off your balls and you get 500 billion dollars. More money than you can spend in a lifetime and you'd be the richest man in the world. You could buy your own country if you wanted to. All for the measly price of your testicles.
'K, dont even want to know how and why you came up with that but id maybe do it after donating at a spermbank and then severe drinking and drugs before doing it, plus docters to stitch it back together afterwards.
"Nope, those dont work together..."
Sure, with that kind of money I could buy bigger and stronger testicles.
Will there be painkillers?
I want to die in a war
I would rather die then castrate myself cause i would be dead inside anyways and being undead is worse then being dead altogether.
or something like that. =\
I would have to be in that situation to be able to answer properly, because as much as I would like to hold onto my balls (just like I was doing earlier), I don't know how badly I would need the money.
But, it brings up the thought, who would actually pay someone that much (or even at all) to cut off their nads?
i don't even know why you would come up with something like this, but i'll answer anyways. no, i wouldn't castrate myself, since i would be able to get the money on my own without having to suffer like that. also, how the hell would i go to the bathroom?
No way.... that would make me a low person.. very low... and i rather have my testikels... yeah...
At first my thought was "I'd totally do that if I had balls. Oh no I guess I am a chick."
Then I read the posts D: Ew, cutting them off and putting them in a blender? Ew.
I wouldn't just go stick them in a blender, i would do it medically, like surgery, then finance some pioneering plastic surgery to get my balls back, and still be insanely rich.
"Do you know how much a man bleeds if you cut off his testicles?"
50 points for anyone who can guess what I'm quoting
ps, the quote may be slightly wrong...
Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'
At 9/7/05 05:29 AM, nightmare333 wrote: maybe... coz then i could have enough money to invent or steal new testicles
You're taking a real chance though, I doubt this would be a possiblity considering today's technology, even if you did have the billions to fund it.
500 billion? hell I'd do it.
For 500bil I'd do it with George Clooney crapping in my mouth
But then some would do the second part for free
- Hey Dude. I'll give you a lot of money if you cut your balls off
- No way!
- But it's 500 billion dollars! You'd be the richest man on the world.
- Wow... That's a lot.
- So...Would you?
- Meh... Ok... >_<
- * Cust the other dude balls *
- Holy cows! That hurted a lot. Where's my money?
- lol What?
- I was kidding >:D
I would shove the guy's head into the blender and take his 500 billion.
I'd castrate myself for 500 billion. Hell, I'd kill myself for five hundred billion. I could fix so many of the worlds problems, I could fight AIDS, put an end to the energy crisis, fix the next election to make up for the last two, and help so many charities it would be unbelievable. Oh, and I'd buy Microsoft and Macintosh and merge them and destroy Windows forever as the majority shareholder.
I could die because of the bleeding or the pain! But if I could still get the money, I might do it. I could then give it all to my family or a good cause in my will. As a matter of fact, even if I survived, I would still probably kill myself after such experience. Getting your testicles amputated in an operation is one thing, but if I had to shred my balls so violently, I'd make sure I had a means of killing myself in the same room.
500 billions spent for a purpose of your own choice might even be worth dying for.