But I rather eat brains than touch her. She's not related to me, and we knew each other since 4th, but man, she's fugly. She's emo/goth, she has chalky white skin and pimples crusted with green slime, a nose that looks like a boxer's(flat, puffy, and huge.) She's a total bitch, everybody hates her, and doesn't have ass. And she ate my small pizza and stole my money. But now she's all flirty, She keeps following me around the house, while I practically throw up, it's so wrong and disgusting. Who would fuck their step sister?

Discuss

Post a pic and i'll tell you if you should or shouldnt.

At 8/12/05 09:52 PM, Fragment wrote: Who would fuck their step sister?

well there was that guy in that movie.... with the girl.... you know the one.

Pics?

At 8/12/05 09:52 PM, Fragment wrote: But I rather eat brains than touch her. She's not related to me, and we knew each other since 4th, but man, she's fugly. She's emo/goth, she has chalky white skin and pimples crusted with green slime, a nose that looks like a boxer's(flat, puffy, and huge.) She's a total bitch, everybody hates her, and doesn't have ass. And she ate my small pizza and stole my money. But now she's all flirty, She keeps following me around the house, while I practically throw up, it's so wrong and disgusting. Who would fuck their step sister?

Discuss

hell no, i wouldnt! and tell that bitch to go fuck off. seriously. by the way you describe her...i dont blame you for throwing up. makes me want to do the same.

I don't know why, but this topic makes me laugh uncontrollably.

bullshit! you got that from the brady bunch

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Canas- wrote: Not Another Teen Movie?

no that was a piss take of this movie.... i actually forget the name of it now. It had that girl who plays Buffy in it.

well post a pic...Well techinaccly she isnt you rreal sister. she dont have same last name. fuck her no one will know. who knows she might be the only girl who will get near you. Jump on the chance

At 8/12/05 09:55 PM, theabominablematt wrote:

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Canas- wrote: Not Another Teen Movie?

no that was a piss take of this movie.... i actually forget the name of it now. It had that girl who plays Buffy in it.

Cruel Intentions.

if she had a pergina

yeah dude if she is hott and she is ur step sis so it is leagel but jerry springer worthy

At 8/12/05 09:55 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: I don't know why, but this topic makes me laugh uncontrollably.

indeed. basically, since you hate this wench and she's obsessed with you, you have the opportunity to do some emotional damage. Don't say "go away", instead, act flirty for about a day then the day after insult the hell outta her. Make a list of everything you hate prior to this date and basically shout it in her face. Since she is emo her wrists should then look like a checkerboard for a week.

Go up to her one day and say:

"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE." as loud as you can. Do it every time she tries to talk to you.

At 8/12/05 09:56 PM, billycantcatch wrote: Cruel Intentions.

thaaaats the one... thanks.

I kept thinking intolerable cruelty, i was stuck in a loop.

Kick her square in the balls.

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Canas- wrote:

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, theabominablematt wrote:

At 8/12/05 09:52 PM, Fragment wrote: Who would fuck their step sister?

well there was that guy in that movie.... with the girl.... you know the one.

Not Another Teen Movie?

Clueless, I believe. With Alicia Silverstone and Paul Rudd.

At 8/12/05 09:57 PM, Hokey_Mokey wrote: If you had more of a life, and friends to go out with, you wouldn't have to stay with her in your house all day like a kept-in geek.

Aw, you're still mad about the PSP thing?Asshole. There is something called vacation, were all your friends go out of town. Know what that is?For shame.

Dammit, i already said, 'Cruel Intentions.'

At 8/12/05 09:54 PM, -Antithesis- wrote: Post a pic and i'll tell you if you should or shouldnt.

I'm looking for pictures as you speak.

At 8/12/05 10:03 PM, billycantcatch wrote: Dammit, i already said, 'Cruel Intentions.'

Clueless. It's not that hard.

The stepsister in Cruel Intentions was Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

For the sake of dinnertime conversation, and no awkward glances between your parent and step-parent, tell her there's no chance. If you were caught at it, it'd ruin your entire life.

At 8/12/05 10:04 PM, Earfetish wrote: The stepsister in Cruel Intentions was Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

For the sake of dinnertime conversation, and no awkward glances between your parent and step-parent, tell her there's no chance. If you were caught at it, it'd ruin your entire life.

Also in clueless, Josh fucks his stepbrother played by Alicia silverstone. (Note that bad)

At 8/12/05 10:04 PM, Earfetish wrote: I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

You so crazy!

At 8/12/05 10:04 PM, Earfetish wrote: The stepsister in Cruel Intentions was Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

For the sake of dinnertime conversation, and no awkward glances between your parent and step-parent, tell her there's no chance. If you were caught at it, it'd ruin your entire life.

it'd be really funny if he did get caught i can picture it now AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH!!!!!!!

At 8/12/05 10:04 PM, Earfetish wrote: The stepsister in Cruel Intentions was Sarah Michelle Gellar, and I'd fuck her if she was my own fucking daughter.

I don't like that statement even if it's a joke. Yucky.

Well I was thinking you should untill I read that she ate your pizza

How evil can you get

step -sister,dude i really hope you never fuck her,im not ever sure it legal to do this i think

At 8/12/05 10:10 PM, NoNameTheOrc wrote: I don't like that statement even if it's a joke. Yucky.

I dunno man. Buffy, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She's really really really really good looking.

At 8/12/05 10:17 PM, Earfetish wrote: I dunno man. Buffy, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She's really really really really good looking.

Here here.

If I was the brother in Cruel Intentions, Id be all over that.