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The Atheist Army

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 09:24:22


At 9/24/07 07:48 AM, GoldOps018 wrote:
At 9/23/07 10:21 PM, balto-boy wrote: I shall pray for you all.
Shut up, I thought you said you were leaving? now leave!

I think he's just doing it to annoy us. He's like a crappy car salesman "Go on, give it a try. You'll love it. You were made for it."

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 13:36:40


At 9/24/07 09:24 AM, Brick-top wrote: I think he's just doing it to annoy us. He's like a crappy car salesman "Go on, give it a try. You'll love it. You were made for it."

Yeah thats for damn sure, lol


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 15:09:04


At 9/23/07 10:21 PM, balto-boy wrote: I shall pray for you all.

And I shall commit various "sins" to counteract it.


I miss my old sig )=

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 16:04:33


At 9/24/07 07:48 AM, GoldOps018 wrote: Shut up, I thought you said you were leaving? now leave!

Ah, a play on words. I said I would leave, but I didn't really say that I wouldn't come back, now did I? :3

At 9/24/07 09:24 AM, Brick-top wrote: I think he's just doing it to annoy us. He's like a crappy car salesman "Go on, give it a try. You'll love it. You were made for it."

I just wanted to add that tidbit. Thought that some of you would want to know. Plus, the little bit on "giving it a try" is true.

At 9/23/07 10:29 PM, Earfetish wrote: Why thank you. If you ever get in touch with God, tell Him to make Himself more obvious.

Jesus encouraged humbility and rewarded meekness. Now if God came down and yelled "Worship me!", then that would be a bit contradictory, wouldn't it? You know, seeing as Jesus and the Father are one and the same.

Okay, in all do seriousness, I'll leave you guys alone now. I just figured that I'd tell you that bit of info. It appears as if praying is the best thing to do about this, now. As the bible says "If they wouldn't listen to the dead, then they won't listen to anyone".


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 16:12:23


At 9/24/07 04:04 PM, balto-boy wrote: As the bible says "If they wouldn't listen to the dead, then they won't listen to anyone".

As Rhett Butler Frankly says, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".


I miss my old sig )=

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 16:13:57


At 9/24/07 04:12 PM, alicetheDroog wrote:
At 9/24/07 04:04 PM, balto-boy wrote: As the bible says "If they wouldn't listen to the dead, then they won't listen to anyone".
As Rhett Butler says, "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".

Fixed


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 16:54:05


At 9/24/07 04:04 PM, balto-boy wrote:
At 9/24/07 09:24 AM, Brick-top wrote: I think he's just doing it to annoy us. He's like a crappy car salesman "Go on, give it a try. You'll love it. You were made for it."
I just wanted to add that tidbit. Thought that some of you would want to know. Plus, the little bit on "giving it a try" is true.

I tell you what. I will become a Christian if you become an Atheist. Don't want to be an Atheist? Didn't think so.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 17:17:29


At 9/24/07 04:04 PM, balto-boy wrote: I just wanted to add that tidbit. Thought that some of you would want to know. Plus, the little bit on "giving it a try" is true.

Bull crap.
I was born in to a Roman Catholic family, had to go to Mass every fucking week.
No point at all.

Enjoy celibacy.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 17:24:16


At 9/24/07 05:17 PM, alicetheDroog wrote:
At 9/24/07 04:04 PM, balto-boy wrote: I just wanted to add that tidbit. Thought that some of you would want to know. Plus, the little bit on "giving it a try" is true.
Bull crap.
I was born in to a Roman Catholic family, had to go to Mass every fucking week.
No point at all.

Enjoy celibacy.

I had to go to Church once in a while and sing songs about God evry day. The funny thing is, and you'll love this IT WASN'T EVEN A RELIGIOUS SCHOOL! Bastards. I was glad when I left and got sent to high school.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 17:28:00


At 9/24/07 05:24 PM, Brick-top wrote: I had to go to Church once in a while and sing songs about God evry day. The funny thing is, and you'll love this IT WASN'T EVEN A RELIGIOUS SCHOOL! Bastards. I was glad when I left and got sent to high school.

Oh my.
I've heard about shit like that.

Well, at least they'll get sued for it now.


I miss my old sig )=

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 17:40:28


At 9/24/07 05:28 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Oh my.
I've heard about shit like that.

Well, at least they'll get sued for it now.

Actually the buildings got demolished and all the teachers got fired. I laughed for about 3 days

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 17:50:37


At 9/24/07 05:40 PM, Brick-top wrote: Actually the buildings got demolished and all the teachers got fired. I laughed for about 3 days

There IS hope!


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 17:54:31


At 9/24/07 05:50 PM, alicetheDroog wrote:
At 9/24/07 05:40 PM, Brick-top wrote: Actually the buildings got demolished and all the teachers got fired. I laughed for about 3 days
There IS hope!

Yep, they were suppose to build an all modern new school but something cocked up at the last minute and the money got pulled.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 19:00:44


can i join? i find religion as just another form of segregation, and a legall way for someone to solicite money and time from someone


When god gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS

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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 19:02:24


At 9/24/07 07:00 PM, Davination wrote: can i join? i find religion as just another form of segregation, and a legall way for someone to solicite money and time from someone

That's the most beautiful first post I've ever seen.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 19:18:31


At 9/24/07 04:04 PM, balto-boy wrote: Ah, a play on words. I said I would leave, but I didn't really say that I wouldn't come back, now did I? :3

Your an asshole! Don't you get it? You're wasting your time trying to convince us to believe. Why cant you just respect our beliefs and leave us alone. I'm so sick of you fucking religious people coming into this thread and annoying us. Get out! We have no interest in your beliefs! So GET THE FUCK OUT!


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-24 19:46:12


At 9/24/07 07:02 PM, alicetheDroog wrote:
At 9/24/07 07:00 PM, Davination wrote: can i join? i find religion as just another form of segregation, and a legall way for someone to solicite money and time from someone
That's the most beautiful first post I've ever seen.

You'd be suprised how true that can be.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-25 10:21:32


At 9/24/07 07:00 PM, Davination wrote: can i join? i find religion as just another form of segregation, and a legall way for someone to solicite money and time from someone

Yeah thats another thing, religion is just a scam to obtain money. I remember when people put money into the baskets that went around in church at one point when I used to go when I was little. That money probably goes toward funding for the catholic preist childrens strip club or their childporn websites, lmao.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-25 11:25:09


At 9/25/07 10:21 AM, GoldOps018 wrote:
At 9/24/07 07:00 PM, Davination wrote: can i join? i find religion as just another form of segregation, and a legall way for someone to solicite money and time from someone
Yeah thats another thing, religion is just a scam to obtain money. I remember when people put money into the baskets that went around in church at one point when I used to go when I was little. That money probably goes toward funding for the catholic preist childrens strip club or their childporn websites, lmao.

That's not fair on the Catholic Preists.......Someone has to pay for their kiddy porn lol.

Anyway, is this thread becomin slow due to those pricks leaving?

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-25 17:45:09


At 9/25/07 11:25 AM, Brick-top wrote: That's not fair on the Catholic Preists.......Someone has to pay for their kiddy porn lol.

Anyway, is this thread becomin slow due to those pricks leaving?

Ha!
I think it has.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-25 19:45:36


At 9/25/07 07:08 PM, Xtesh wrote: Hello all.
I'm going to leave my religious/nonreligious perspectives at the door here, because I feel like asking you guys some questions.

1. Why do some of you always assume someone is unintelligent when they believe in God? Please give me a clear and concise answer on this, outside of "LOL GOD IS NAT REAL THEY DUM!"
2. Why is it that I am constantly ridiculed for my beliefs, yet am referred to as "oppressive"(I couldn't honestly care more if someone shared my views) when the subject of religion is brought up, and I state my beliefs(No, I don't try to convert people or force them to accept my view as the only correct one)?
3. Why(looking at this club every now and then) do you(not as a group, only certain members) seem to hate religion with a passion when all major religions promote peacefulness and loving others?

Not trying to insult you guys, I'd just like to have answers from a third perspective.

Well, this is usually Earfetishes area of expertise, but I'll give it a shot. We don't think they're all around unintelligent just because they believe in something we dont, we basically just talk about how dumb religion is not how the people in it are dumb (except for the catholic preist because of the molestations they've done before and the what you call overly religious people who try to convert and forve us to believe) but yeah we just think the beliefs are dumb not the people (most of them anyway), I've said this many times before I dont just go around denouncing god to religious people, whatever you want to believe go ahead and believe, whatever makes you happy. I keep my opinions on religion in this thread not anywhere outside this thread unless I discuss it face to face with another atheist. You're number 2 question, well if you are ridiculed for your beliefs its because you're telling it to the wrong crowd, us atheist dont care about you're beliefs because we dont believe in them nor other people of a different religion will care about your religions beliefs. Your 3rd question, well I wouldnt say I hate religion, well I do and dont. I hate how some religions cause war among countries and how preists molested little kids. I dont really hate religious beliefs I just think they're too mythological to believe. Well thats pretty much all of my answers I have, hopefully it answered your questions and thank you so much for not being a complete dickhead like most religious people that come in here *cough* Baltoboy *cough* so yeah anyway if you have any more questions feel free to ask some more in a respectable manner like you just did.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-25 20:43:33


At 9/25/07 08:23 PM, Xtesh wrote:
At 9/25/07 07:45 PM, GoldOps018 wrote:
answers
Thanks for the answers.
so yeah anyway if you have any more questions feel free to ask some more in a respectable manner like you just did.
Ok. At least you don't act like some people over religion do(Like that guy you mentioned and Earfetish in the General forum).

Hey anytime man, like I said although I'm an atheist I respect other peoples religious beliefs, but if someone uses their religious beliefs to try to metally force me into believing religion well then I have to mentally defend myself against them, I'm not going to stand back and take it. The only religious beliefs I dont respect is the West Borough Baptist Church, they're fucking idiots I mean seriously do you agree?


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-25 20:45:34


At 9/25/07 07:08 PM, Xtesh wrote: Hello all.
I'm going to leave my religious/nonreligious perspectives at the door here, because I feel like asking you guys some questions.

1. Why do some of you always assume someone is unintelligent when they believe in God? Please give me a clear and concise answer on this, outside of "LOL GOD IS NAT REAL THEY DUM!"

Well...You're assuming that every atheist does that. Which I could easily mention that religious people always say "Lol atheists are dumb cous they got no morals" which they all 3 statements are untrue. It all depends on who you are talking to when discussing religion.

2. Why is it that I am constantly ridiculed for my beliefs, yet am referred to as "oppressive"(I couldn't honestly care more if someone shared my views) when the subject of religion is brought up, and I state my beliefs(No, I don't try to convert people or force them to accept my view as the only correct one)?

That may just be due to the area you're living in. I've never been called opressive and neither has any of my religious friends.

3. Why(looking at this club every now and then) do you(not as a group, only certain members) seem to hate religion with a passion when all major religions promote peacefulness and loving others?

We don't hate religion. We just become rather aggressive when religious people come here and tell us our beliefs are wrong and we're going to burn in hell. Which they don't seem to grasp: We don't care. But I'd think you're a little out of line to say religion is peacefulness and loving, ever read the old testiment? Hell nearly all major religions say that if someone believes differently to what you do or tries to convert you, you must kill them. Religion is (sometimes) full of death, homosexuality, suffering, racism, sexism etc. It all depends on what you believe in and whether you want to follow it.


Not trying to insult you guys, I'd just like to have answers from a third perspective.

Answered, but unless you ask every atheist on Earth you wont get a definate answer.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-25 20:57:20


Oh yeah sorry for the double post but I forgot to mention, about the statement that religion encourages love and peace, we believe you dont need religion to do that, your good intention of morals should encourage you to do that, not religion. That's what I believe as well as most atheist. Earfetish seems like a pretty smart guy, I dont think he goes around denouncing god.... at least I think he dont, but anyway the only thing that an atheist would actually follow in the bible if he or she chooses is the morals because they're good to follow in life and because they're not really religious beliefs they're more of positive psychological expectations that you should live by as an individual, but everything else, no we dont follow.


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Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-26 08:02:06


i might as well ask it here too:

1. Do atheists believe in ghosts?

2. if someone posts a video or image on the internet for proof of the existence of ghosts, and lets say hypothetically the ghost was real. do you think anyone would actually believe it?

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-26 08:10:46


At 9/26/07 08:02 AM, Truth wrote: 1. Do atheists believe in ghosts?

no


2. if someone posts a video or image on the internet for proof of the existence of ghosts, and lets say hypothetically the ghost was real. do you think anyone would actually believe it?

we'd be as likely to believe it as any objective viewer. It depends what the video contained.

You couldn't post us some verses from the Qu'ran that say 'treat unbelievers and polytheists nicely', could you?

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-26 08:58:06


At 9/26/07 08:02 AM, Truth wrote: i might as well ask it here too:

1. Do atheists believe in ghosts?

Like I said in the thread, haven't given it much thought. Don't care if they do exist.


2. if someone posts a video or image on the internet for proof of the existence of ghosts, and lets say hypothetically the ghost was real. do you think anyone would actually believe it?

Probably not, not due to believing or disbelieving in ghosts but it's so easy to make false video's and images of ghosts these days and pass them off as genuine.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-26 09:39:55


At 9/26/07 08:58 AM, Brick-top wrote: Probably not, not due to believing or disbelieving in ghosts but it's so easy to make false video's and images of ghosts these days and pass them off as genuine.

Indeed; if I'm being foolishly skeptical by not thinking every ghost video I see is the real deal under the pretence that one of them might be and ghosts might exist, then I must be foolish. It would have to be a video that experts in that particular field thought wasn't fake, especially if the ghost had observable effects on its surroundings and I could test the ghost too.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-26 09:47:13


At 9/25/07 08:23 PM, Xtesh wrote: Ok. At least you don't act like some people over religion do(Like that guy you mentioned and Earfetish in the General forum).

I challenge you to find any evidence of me acting like a dick to religious people or claiming the religious are stupid. Seriously. I've been told I do it, but I'd love to see it, because honestly, I don't think I do.

I'll PM you if you don't respond to this.

Response to The Atheist Army 2007-09-26 09:50:52


There's no such thing as ghost, notice that the only ghost proof are from cameras, but not with the naked eye, thats because its called light reflections or just an edited photo to make it look like a ghost.


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