People, this isn't a joke. Juan Ivonavich Lebodev (A.K.A BanannaClock) has purchased enough stock from Thomas R. Fulp to be recognized lead shareholder of the website, and since the current C.E.O has decided to register all gynecological power to Mr. Lebodev, he is now the official owner. The official purchase will be mad July 16, 2005, however all corporate power will be granted July first. He will also be gaining corporate power of www.clockcrew.net, however the date is undisclosed. Any and all corporate issues may be emailed to CustomerService@Ogtech. We hope that many new better changes will result from this transaction. However, the flash portal will be suspended indefinitely, and is to be replaced with the "Clock Portal". To help turn this website into a vastly growing business, NewGrounds will now be a pay site, and each user must pay 19.99 per month to enter the site. This fee is payable through Pay pal, money order, or credit Card.
- Jonathan Randell Curtis, Vice President of O.G Tech Inc.