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Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2002-06-16 17:51:39


"I bent my wookie"-Ralph Wiggum.

ha ha ha, simpson's rule:)

I live by George Carlin's "everything is bullshit" quote.
the best monty python quote, however is, "There's another dead bishop on the landing!"
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after"-Some fellah
"he told me to take the love-fear assignment and forcibly insert it into my anus!"-Donnie Darko
"'That is another one of your odd notions', said the Prefect, who had a fashion of calling every thing 'odd' that was beyond his comprehension, and thus lived in an absolute legion of 'oddities'"-Poe
"I envy not in any moods the captive void of noble rage"-Tennyson
"Wherefore, O Man, did there come to you the unhappy need of creating me-a form like your own-for praying to?"-Thomas Hardy
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first"-Linz
there, i think that's all:)
Lubs ya,
-Shar

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2002-06-16 23:54:03


"Death is but an instant" -PoA

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2002-06-17 01:35:08


At 6/16/02 05:51 PM, bungled_girl wrote:
"I bent my wookie"-Ralph Wiggum.
ha ha ha, simpson's rule:)

True. True.

"Careful Smithers! That sponge has corners you know."
-Mr. Burns

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2002-06-17 11:14:33


every moment in life is a step closer to death (Corneille; trad. from french: nimmer)
the truth is an illusion and the illusion is a truth
(Remy de Gourmont traduction: nimmer)

time is never time at all, you can never ever leave without leaving a piece of youth (smashing pumpkins)

oh show us the way to the next whiskey bar (bertold brecht/ the Doors)


Serving Justice to flash since 1999

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2002-06-17 12:44:37


At 6/15/02 02:44 PM, TannerCenterwall wrote:
At 6/15/02 02:30 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: "If you love something, set it free.
If it never comes back, it was never yours to begin with.
But if it comes back with sores and scabs on it's lips,
You'd better think twice about keeping it."

-Jeffrey Ross.
Too funny! Then there's the old standby,

"If it never comes back,
hunt it down and kill it.."
but how about some "Club Quotes"?
Things overheard at a club:
"Any part of your body that touches me,
you are not getting back..."
"If I throw a stick, will you go away?!"
and, from my boss, (talking about Congress):
"Never underestimate the power of stupid
people in large groups.."

I've been meaning to ask you about these oozing sores!
-me

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-03-14 14:49:30


If you define who you are by what you desire, there may not be much to you...
-Leatherqueen-

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-03-14 14:56:06


Some motherfuckers always try an' iceskate uphill...
-Blade-Wesley Snipes

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-03-14 14:59:22


Vampires are gay. -Me

Santa's a boozer. -Me

Sunday! SUNDAY!! SOMEDAY!!! -Strong Bad

Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro! -Bizarro Quinn

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-03-24 19:18:08


If ya smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what the rock
is cookin!


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Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-24 23:45:16


I'm losing the internet at the end of april.
I think april 29th or 30th


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Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-24 23:47:06


But I have the msn free disk & the aol free disk


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Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-24 23:48:16


"Is adult entertainment killing our children, or is killing our children entertaining adults?"

~ Marilyn Manson

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-24 23:48:26


"...a transvestite is actually a male lesbian!!"
~~eddie izzard~~

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:00:11


"who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'lets pull on those dangling things and drink whatever comes out'"

"ive returned from taiwan, ate some cans and now im a snurtle, in return i discover my feet"

"by the time youve read this youve already read it"

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:01:47


"Paul Peirce!" -dave chappelle.

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:03:46


"Your car looks like the ambigiously gay duo car, only it's blue, and it looks like it does." - K. Croll

"Question Authority ... especially those in uniform" - Someone

<Guest6142> real men jack off to the E channel at night

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Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:10:50


"Theses floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
-Stanley Spadowski-UHF

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:13:49


Gahndi - “MOTHER FUCKER!”................ I’m sure he said it at least once.

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:15:11


"WAKA WAKA"...take a guess?

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:16:52


At 4/25/03 12:15 AM, Bigmanbrainy wrote: "WAKA WAKA"...take a guess?

Mother Teresa?

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:23:45


Remember, arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.

Let's do this like brutus-homestar runner

I sunk my jenga jam-homsar

Well I'm glad to say that that was the first time that that has happened to me....... today.. oh wait... --Strong Sad

Do you fight for good, or for awesome-Strong Bad

And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIGHt- Strong Bad

Sunday! Sunday! Someday.... strong bad again

Response to Post Your Quotes Here! 2003-04-25 00:27:57


"What goes around, comes around"