"I bent my wookie"-Ralph Wiggum.
ha ha ha, simpson's rule:)
I live by George Carlin's "everything is bullshit" quote.
the best monty python quote, however is, "There's another dead bishop on the landing!"
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after"-Some fellah
"he told me to take the love-fear assignment and forcibly insert it into my anus!"-Donnie Darko
"'That is another one of your odd notions', said the Prefect, who had a fashion of calling every thing 'odd' that was beyond his comprehension, and thus lived in an absolute legion of 'oddities'"-Poe
"I envy not in any moods the captive void of noble rage"-Tennyson
"Wherefore, O Man, did there come to you the unhappy need of creating me-a form like your own-for praying to?"-Thomas Hardy
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first"-Linz
there, i think that's all:)
Lubs ya,
-Shar