Just a lil note, this works a hell of a lot better if you do it in real life and kinda rush the person
How smart are you?
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Answer the following question to see how smart you are:
Why the fuck are you wasting your time on this thread? Too late for an answer, you already suck.
And in turn, my creating this post it means I am probably mildly retarded.
At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.
Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
yes
2. How many birthdays does The average man have?
1
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
all
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?
it was a nun
5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?
he's still alive
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
none, i can't find the word "out" in the word inning.
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
no, the dude's dead
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
they aren't playing eachother
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?
uhhh 25?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?
white, it's a polar bear.
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
3, you took 2 away, but you still have them
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?
one half-dollar, and one nickel
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
uhhh the match
14. How far can a dog run into The woods?
half way.
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?
1 hour, take one, in another half hour, take another, then take another a half hour later.
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9, duh.
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?
none, it was Noah
18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
20. What was The President's name in 1950?
don't know.
i got the beggar one wrong, 9, and 20. well, i think i got them wrong, 20's wrong i know for sure.
At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes.
2. How many birthdays does The average man have?
1
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All of them
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?
The beggar is a girl.
5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?
Canada is not the USA.
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
3
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
Widow means husband is dead.
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They didn'tplay the game together
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?
70
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?
White. The southern exposure means it's in the arctic circle.
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2.
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?
half-dollar and a nickel. The fifty cent (no pun intended) is not a nickel
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The match :\
14. How far can a dog run into The woods?
Half way. Then he is running out.
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?
Until you poop them out.
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?
None. Noah did the whole ark gig.
18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
Meat
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
20. What was The President's name in 1950?
George
Drama is my anti-drug.
At 5/17/05 09:52 PM, sodasobadly wrote: Answer the following question to see how smart you are:
Why the fuck are you wasting your time on this thread? Too late for an answer, you already suck.
And in turn, my creating this post it means I am probably mildly retarded.
Way to flame for no reason :D *thumbs up*
You obviously haven't reached the state of boredem the rest of us are currently at. Give it time. I'm sure you'll get there.
"I span the genre Vince. They call me the genre spanner."
At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes
2. How many birthdays does The average man have?
1
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All of them
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?
Because the beggar is her sister. Sister can't be brother
5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?
You don't bury living people you fucktard.
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
6
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
No, his widow means he's dead.
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They play against diff. people
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?
70
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?
White, he's on the north pole
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?
A nickel and 50 Cent piece
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
match
14. How far can a dog run into The woods?
Until the middle, then he's running out
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?
1 hr
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?
Moses didn't have a fucking ark, you fool
18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
20. What was The President's name in 1950?
George W. Bush
All of them are right, bitch. Check my answers asshat!
