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Penises are ugly and gross.

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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:20:57


At 4/18/05 01:01 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: Its called a 'clitoris' You see, while in the early fetal stages, the child's gender is still undecided; they don't yet have ovaries or testes, but they do have a smaaaaaall penis. Now, if the Y (or female) gene is dominant, then the penis stays very small. As it does in some cases when the X (or male) gene is dominant.

Heehee... I wonder if anyone else got that joke... :)

You're very wise, a_m. :)

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:24:16


At 4/18/05 12:19 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 12:14 PM, WithoutCease wrote: Hey, you're a lesbian. Give us pictures!
No....................... *slaps*

Honestly, how many lesbians (who aren't just pretending to be for porn sites) would give some stranger pictures of their love-making?

I totally would...but I AM a complete whore. It happens.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:26:23


At 4/18/05 01:01 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: Its called a 'clitoris' You see, while in the early fetal stages, the child's gender is still undecided; they don't yet have ovaries or testes, but they do have a smaaaaaall penis. Now, if the Y (or female) gene is dominant, then the penis stays very small. As it does in some cases when the X (or male) gene is dominant.

Actually it is decided when the baby is growing inside their mother. Actually, it is all decided when the sperm cell reaches the egg. That's when the X and the Y, or the Y and the Y come together. If it has a X and a Y chromosome, it is a male, if it has two Y chromosomes, it is a female. How do you think they can see if it is male or female before birth? yes, because they can see the genitels at some stage, so no, you are wrong at two points:
1) It isn't decided at birth, but way before that
2) It isn't that if the Y is dominant, or the X is dominant, it's about the combination of those two chromosomes


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:35:28


At 4/18/05 01:26 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: 1) It isn't decided at birth, but way before that
2) It isn't that if the Y is dominant, or the X is dominant, it's about the combination of those two chromosomes

1) Yeah, and the fetus IS in the womb. Early fetal stages=Not long after woman gets pregnant.
2) Whatever.

At 4/18/05 01:18 PM, NGWOAnarchyPenguin wrote: frum ur mouf

sk00ld

Hes speaking in tounges! *slaps him with a Bible*

At 4/18/05 01:16 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:
At 4/18/05 01:01 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: This conversation is over. There is no such thing and you know it.
I know, but a guy must have the right to dream, right?

Yes, but dreams never come true. No matter what Disney says.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:36:40


At 4/18/05 01:35 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: 1) Yeah, and the fetus IS in the womb. Early fetal stages=Not long after woman gets pregnant.
2) Whatever.

1) bleh?
2) I win ^^ corrected by a 14 year old, lmao

Yes, but dreams never come true. No matter what Disney says.

But, but, they, they promised it to us! ='(


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:42:38


At 4/18/05 01:36 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: 2) I win ^^ corrected by a 14 year old, lmao

We were competing?

Yes, but dreams never come true. No matter what Disney says.
But, but, they, they promised it to us! ='(

They lied. o_o Everything you know is a lie! Like Santa; he died decades ago! And R. Kelly didn't pee on that girl; it was Bill Clinton dressed as a black person! And don't get me started on sugar!

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:43:38


Ever seen a vagina?

Like that isn't ugly.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:45:14


At 4/18/05 01:43 PM, -0706- wrote: Ever seen a vagina?

Like that isn't ugly.

In my opinion; they aren't. They are beautiful. <3

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:46:55


At 4/18/05 01:42 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: We were competing?

No, but I like saying that I win...

They lied. o_o Everything you know is a lie! Like Santa; he died decades ago! And R. Kelly didn't pee on that girl; it was Bill Clinton dressed as a black person! And don't get me started on sugar!

But, but, but, THE EASTER BUNNY NEVER EXISTED! HAH!


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:49:39


At 4/18/05 01:43 PM, -0706- wrote: Ever seen a vagina?

Like that isn't ugly.

Yeah your right, It's not the most pleasent thing in the world..but some girls have nice ones and some girls have horrific ones..yuck..I mean I've stumbled onto some porn pics where the woman's vagina is like a monster it's like "sweet jesus what is that!!? THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!"


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:50:42


At 4/18/05 12:31 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote:
If I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't complain about his penis, either. When I had one, I didn't complain about it.

theres something about the way that sentence is worded that makes me wonder if there isnt something we havent been told about yet.............

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:53:31


At 4/18/05 01:46 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: But, but, but, THE EASTER BUNNY NEVER EXISTED! HAH!

Nope, it didn't. And the Vietnam War? Never happened. The number one supermodel in the US is actually an otter. There is no Saddam Hussein; hes just something the government made up to keep the publics mind off of other things.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:55:16


You're 16 and never seen a penis?


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 13:56:32


At 4/18/05 01:55 PM, jenova_absolute wrote: You're 16 and never seen a penis?

That rather suprised me aswell, I mean 16, and never even watched porn before? O_o


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:12:10


At 4/18/05 01:56 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: That rather suprised me aswell, I mean 16, and never even watched porn before? O_o

Not all ppl are such pervs like you. :P


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:14:55


At 4/18/05 02:12 PM, D34M0N wrote: Not all ppl are such pervs like you. :P

Says the pedophile of NewGrounds :P

<3


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:19:31


At 4/18/05 02:14 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote: Says the pedophile of NewGrounds :P

<3

I didn't say i wasn't a perv. ;)


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Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:27:24


The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Go with it.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:30:35


At 4/18/05 02:27 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Go with it.

But I don't wanna 'go with it' I wanna resent it. And I do.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:34:02


At 4/18/05 02:30 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:27 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Go with it.
But I don't wanna 'go with it' I wanna resent it. And I do.

I love you too.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:35:17


At 4/18/05 02:34 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:30 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:27 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Go with it.
But I don't wanna 'go with it' I wanna resent it. And I do.
I love you too.

Um, what? o.O I'm pretty sure I didn't say that I love you.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:36:39


At 4/18/05 02:35 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:34 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: I love you too.
Um, what? o.O I'm pretty sure I didn't say that I love you.

Too late, you're lovers now.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:37:24


At 4/18/05 02:36 PM, NGWOAnarchyPenguin wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:35 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:34 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: I love you too.
Um, what? o.O I'm pretty sure I didn't say that I love you.
Too late, you're lovers now.

Nope. I already have a girlfriend.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:37:35


At 4/18/05 02:36 PM, NGWOAnarchyPenguin wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:35 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:34 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: I love you too.
Um, what? o.O I'm pretty sure I didn't say that I love you.
Too late, you're lovers now.

Agreed.

Down on your knees mistress.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:39:02


At 4/18/05 02:37 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:36 PM, NGWOAnarchyPenguin wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:35 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:34 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: I love you too.
Um, what? o.O I'm pretty sure I didn't say that I love you.
Too late, you're lovers now.
Nope. I already have a girlfriend.

Didn't say that you didn't, but now GodsMistakeStudios is your new lover. Deal with it. These things happen.

Umm... let your new cherished love, uhh...

blossume like the spring...

sunrise... in the deep...

rivers or waterways of your heart?

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:39:19


At 4/18/05 02:37 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: Down on your knees mistress.

Hm *gets on knees* Okay. *rips off your privates, gets up, and stomps on them.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:41:34


At 4/18/05 02:39 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:
At 4/18/05 02:37 PM, GodsMistakeStudios wrote: Down on your knees mistress.
Hm *gets on knees* Okay. *rips off your privates, gets up, and stomps on them.

Hmm. You seem to have a lot of pent up aggression...
Omfg angreh secks, score!

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:42:10


At 4/18/05 01:50 PM, bigmattbrown wrote:
At 4/18/05 12:31 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote:
If I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't complain about his penis, either. When I had one, I didn't complain about it.
theres something about the way that sentence is worded that makes me wonder if there isnt something we havent been told about yet.............

What are you implying? O.o I don't see anything wrong with that sentence. Point it out, please.

Response to Penises are ugly and gross. 2005-04-18 14:54:42


This topic is fucking lame. Seriously, it's worse than the spam topics I make. It's full of posts that are only one sentence and there's just tons of people insulting each other, because alt accounts are having a riot stirring up trouble.

The only thing penis about this thread... Is how this thread infact sucks penis... YEAH, I CAN'T BE HANDLED!

Penises are ugly and gross.


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