At 4/17/05 08:19 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: My virgin eyes. Ick.

It's pretty cool when you see how nicely they both fit together. It's like a jigsaw puzzle, with grunting, and premature ejaculation

You're not really 16, are you?

At 4/17/05 08:02 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: I'm fully straight, and trust me, the female genitalia isn't nice to look at, either.

But I didn't think that the male's would be so.... gross... I'm going to have nightmares about those images. >< Is it just porn, is that what porn penises look like, or are all penises disgusting?

I'm saying the word penis way too many times for comfort.

I've been on NG for a long time and from expereince I'll tell you that I have seen more than my fair share of penises, some asshole might put it in a bbs thread or on an "sutable for all ages" flash. So after a wile I just got used to it.
p.s. 1) dispite saying I sign up last year I've been here seince I was 12
p.s. 2) about you're question: yes all penises are like that.

I saw looks pink and red and purple and shiny and big and groooossssssssss. ><

if its shiny like metal theres something wrong with that guy, http://www.furry.org.au/kangaroos/breeding/pretty-face-penis.jpg yay kangaroo pen0r

OMFG there is something very wrong with that

At 4/17/05 08:19 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: red and purple

I think you where looking at one of those nasty dicks.... don't worry, the majority of dicks in the world are either sort of pink (like white people's skin), black or brown.

I could have saved myself a bit of detail there, but I think it's racist to say "skin color" instead of a tone of pink.

Basically, people's dicks are the same color as they are, as for shape, you'll have to find out yourself.

How do I know all this? Well, if what you learn by watching porn is all true, then I might know a thing or two..... this post is confusing me so I'll just stop right here. But you know where I'm going with this I suppose.

At 4/17/05 08:19 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: I feel bad for you boys. :( Actually, I would think they look better when they're not--er, 'up' for the challenge. I X-ed it out quickly (Oh, I can hear the "Sure, you did"s coming from a mile away..), but what I saw looks pink and red and purple and shiny and big and groooossssssssss. ><

They look a hell of a lot nicer than that axe wound you are sporting between your legs.

Iam sorry you had to see something that gross.

It's only PORN peners that are like that. In real life it's much more bareable. Don't Take Porn as an example for the way things are. It's like wrestling, it's all fake. so go look at a real penor and your worrys shall be no more.

At 4/17/05 08:00 PM, DAVE wrote: LESBIAN ^____^

We have a winner.

The real question I'm asking is...How did you manage not to see a penis until now in your life? It may just because I'm a guy but I saw girls when I was about 12 or something.

Were'nt you ever curious??

Yeah they look gross, but wait till you taste one.

I know! How do women get aroused by them?

At 4/17/05 09:02 PM, Warrickneff wrote: The real question I'm asking is...How did you manage not to see a penis until now in your life? It may just because I'm a guy but I saw girls when I was about 12 or something.

Were'nt you ever curious??

You never saw a girl till u were 12??? Jeez i saw girls since the day iwas born.

At 4/17/05 09:05 PM, Big_SciZot wrote: I know! How do women get aroused by them?

because after they know what it can do, they dont care what it looks like!

At 4/17/05 09:06 PM, mynamewontfitin wrote:

At 4/17/05 09:02 PM, Warrickneff wrote: The real question I'm asking is...How did you manage not to see a penis until now in your life? It may just because I'm a guy but I saw girls when I was about 12 or something.

You never saw a girl till u were 12??? Jeez i saw girls since the day iwas born.

Dang...did you take baths with your sister?

At 4/17/05 09:09 PM, CrazyLegs07 wrote: SPYWARE

Holy shit, it's that new treatment that let's men have babies.

I disagree with you, and not because you dared me but because I think male genitalia is hot. All genitalia is actually, but penises are extra amazing. I used to think it was gross though, so I can see where you're coming from but now it turns me on.

I <3 the cock.

At 4/17/05 07:59 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: I had the misfortune to be assailed with porn popups afted MSN messenger opened an internet explorer window (I usually use Firefox).

There were some disturbing images, mainly of the male genitalia, which I have not really seen before, other than MSPaint images and drawings on the desk at school.

Gross. Ew. Ick.

The male penis is gross and unsightly. Discussion, please. I dare anyone to disagree with me.

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You can always be a nun if you wish. ;)

thats your opinion

LOL @ this thread.

At 4/17/05 08:03 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: Many, many apologies.

No.

If you don't like them, don't watch them.

At 4/17/05 07:59 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote:

The male penis is gross and unsightly. Discussion, please. I dare anyone to disagree with me.

What is so gross about it? Can you give me one GOOD reason?
What straight gal dont love cock? You better learn to like it if you ever want to satisfy your boyfriend if you ever get one that is with that attitude. Its a natural part of man's body don't be so discusted.
penis = pleasure you dig?

The MALE penis is disgusting? I'm not even going to ask...

At 4/17/05 08:15 PM, -Diego- wrote:

At 4/17/05 08:13 PM, Mr_leprechaun wrote: you know whats a scary thought. think of how you were born. think of your parents.

And the fact that you were once a nadspole in your dads cojanes.

Actually, only half of you was, the other half from your mom, thats how they decide whether your a girl, or boy, whose bottom half you get.

At 4/17/05 08:23 PM, OVlez wrote: You're not really 16, are you?

YES, I AM, WHY, DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY LACK OF MALE EXPOSURE?!?! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS HOMESCHOOLED!!!

I'm sorry, this whole situation has me wired. :|

You need to take it in the ass a few times and wear the Sanchez of Shame

Lewls, a vagina is much more disgusting that a penis.

At 4/17/05 08:32 PM, OVlez wrote: - Stuff....-
How do I know all this? Well, if what you learn by watching porn is all true, then I might know a thing or two..... this post is confusing me so I'll just stop right here. But you know where I'm going with this I suppose.

Actually, I have no clue where you were going... but if pen0rz are the same color as people's skin, the onRISWK

Holy crap, there was, like, a giant bullfrog or goose or something that honked right outside my window.... I hate wildlife... O.o

At 4/17/05 09:02 PM, Warrickneff wrote: The real question I'm asking is...How did you manage not to see a penis until now in your life? It may just because I'm a guy but I saw girls when I was about 12 or something.

Were'nt you ever curious??

Extremely curious, but I had no desire to look at my dad, and he was the only available male. I was homeschooled from 3rd grade through 8th grade--5 years of really only being at home. I have no brothers, and boy seem to not like me, in general.. I made a male friend this year for the first time, and he's gay. :D But anyway, the only wee-wees I ever glimpsed were the little 5-year-old boys who would go to the bathroom and run out because they forgot to pull up their pants. I always yipped and ran away. I still have yet to see a penis in real life that's attached to someone older than 5. In fact, I always imagined it to be vaguely football-shaped. Freshman year of high school, there was a penis ALREADY drawn on my locker, and it looked like a small dog (I thought it WAS a dog, til someone told me otherwise). I've just had very little exposure to guys in general.

At 4/17/05 09:51 PM, Modjo wrote:

At 4/17/05 08:03 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: Many, many apologies.

No.

If you don't like them, don't watch them.

....What?

So confused... the apology was towards the guy who pointed out that I shouldn't put the word 'discuss' at the end of my first post.... I think there's a misunderstanding here. :|

At 4/17/05 09:51 PM, Maus wrote: LOL @ this thread.

:D Yyay, I made a mod LOL! :DDDDDDDDD So happy! <3

the penis may be ugly and gross, but if i didnt have one, then id have a major problem as :
1. id have nothing to think with
2. id have nothing to idly mess about with while i stand in queues
3. my ability to lift towels when my hands are full would be drastically reduced