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boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:40:14


Boxer is walking down the alley whn he sees his rival, Wrestler, they eye each other and then wrestler says, you could never defeat me. Boxer replies with a gruntin ha!
Then boxer says, lets finish this, no gloves, no refs, lets do it, ill only use moves used in boxing and in wrestling. these are the rules.

no kidney punches, low blows, head buts, elbows.

who will win? give a description og the fight and who will win!

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:41:41


Rocky will defeat Thunderlips.


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Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:42:17


At 4/13/05 07:40 PM, strawberryhat wrote: Boxer is walking down the alley whn he sees his rival, Wrestler, they eye each other and then wrestler says, you could never defeat me. Boxer replies with a gruntin ha!
Then boxer says, lets finish this, no gloves, no refs, lets do it, ill only use moves used in boxing and in wrestling. these are the rules.

no kidney punches, low blows, head buts, elbows.

who will win? give a description og the fight and who will win!

ps boxers could only use moves in boxing and the wrestler only can use moves in wrestling

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:43:47


At 4/13/05 07:41 PM, DanMalo wrote: Rocky will defeat Thunderlips.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg i forgot about that!

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:45:51


The Boxer, without a doubt.


spice runs the universe, faggot

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:48:09


The wrestler, he'll throw powder in the boxer's eyes and hit him with a chair.


Fuck it.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:48:36


neither, a wreslter cant box and a boxer can't wrestle


If you can't find a door, make one. Because it certainly won't fucking make itself.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:49:40


Boxing. No contest at all.

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:49:51


if it's like, well college wrestling, then yeah boxer kicks ass. then again, pro wrestiling would beat the shit out of a boxer.

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:50:05


At 4/13/05 07:41 PM, DanMalo wrote: Rocky will defeat Thunderlips.

i second this... in fact mr. malo worded it like i wouldve, so boxer wins ( fuckin alien mind control powers)

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:54:13


At 4/13/05 07:49 PM, BigLundi wrote: if it's like, well college wrestling, then yeah boxer kicks ass. then again, pro wrestiling would beat the shit out of a boxer.

if a boxer fought a pro wrestler than a boxer would win because the wrestler would be throwin fake punches and knees and shit and the the boxer would hit for real and the wrestler would be down

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 19:54:15


The boxer would throw a punch, the wrestler would duck behind the boxer, grab the boxer from behind and german suplex the boxer onto the concrete head first. Boxer=dead.


Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!

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Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 20:04:13


As an ex-wrestler--

I think you can't really put them against each other. I mean, it's like asking who would win, Michael Jordan VS OJ Simpson.

Wrestlers spend their entire time trying to be quick, agile, light, strong-- using their entire body.

Boxers try to be quick, agile, light, strong-- but they're best at pounding up meat with their arms.

Although-- if I had to make a stance-- I'll say Wrestler cause they move like lightening and take control of the boxer's head. Boxers would be like, "I'm gonna pound you--uuughhh... let go o' mi head! I can't breathe!"

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 20:05:51


The boxer would kick the living shit out of a wrestler. Boxer would punch before the wrestler had a chance to grapple.


It's 5 again, the air is thin.

No sunlight through my window.

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Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 20:07:34


In a fair street match between a boxer and a wrestler, a boxer would win; without a doubt. You can only hurt someone so much by tackling them, but getting rocked in the face is another thing. A boxer is usually more fit to. In and unfair match, a wrestler as a good chance... he could just tackle the guy, and stomp his head in.


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Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 20:10:07


Wrestler.

Response to boxer vs wreslter 2005-04-13 20:12:31


Boxing is better...a lot more fun to watch also. =P Well that's what I think.