1) one word; bumsecks!
2) having your finger/toe nails pulled out
3) jamming something up your wanghole.
4) shooting something out of your wanghole.
5) sodomy; aka- bumsecks!
6) giving birth to a 100 pound child.
7) giving birth to a 100 pound child, and you're a GUY!
8) once again, bumsecks!!!1

Something like getting your leg cut off with a rusty Saw.
It makes me shiver to know that used to happen, it must hurt like hell once a saw starts grinding up against your bone *shudders*

Being on Fire has to be the worst. its slow, your skin is cooking and melting and burning. oh wow.