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+++The Zombie Survival Crew+++

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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-06 22:00:47


At 11/6/06 09:04 PM, scottish-cunt wrote: a misunderstanding

No, you misunderstood me.

I assume you DONT live in an 80 room mansion. Take my plan for example - it is MY house.

If you do live in a fuckin mansion then my appologies - I feal like I am gunna' die so I'm leaving work early - peace.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-06 22:30:59


At 11/6/06 09:20 AM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote:
At 11/5/06 06:30 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote: Keep it zombie or keep it silent =)
As NocturnalDaze surgested, I thought we would talk a little about Silent Hill. What is everyone's favourite and worse games in the series?

Ive only liked one survival horror game, and thats Resident Evil series. I grew up on em from playing the first resident evil for the playstation, to Resident Evil 4. My favorite of the series would have to be the remake of the first one for the Gamecube, besides the terrible acting this shit put it out there more than SilentHill could ever go, probaly catch you shiting your pants.....lol

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-06 22:45:38


At 11/6/06 09:04 PM, scottish-cunt wrote: Your writing zombie stories and you want real life events? That is a real survival plan and I garantee that the story I have written is full proof for years to come it covers all the needs of a person. My story has no down sides and that is a 'true' survival plan.

BTW
I wouldnt want to creat a charector at the age of 13. No acess to guns

That is a bullshit survival plan....why? because 'true' survival plans, would have an actual plan, that should give perfect step by step on how to interact and survive not being infected by a flesh eating zombie.. and if you can't rob some a gun store in a crisis YOUR SHITS WEAK GO TO CHURCH!!!!!!!!!

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-06 22:50:37


At 11/6/06 10:45 PM, StraitJacketSoldier wrote:

YOUR SHITS WEAK GO TO CHURCH!!!!!!!!!

Play nice buddy. Positive enthusiasm is much more appreciated. You also make alot more friends that way!

As to the RE vs. Silent Hill battle. You can't really compare them too much. RE is cruddy voice acting, repetitive zombie action, and i love every second of it! Its fun to look over the games "weaker" elements and poke fun at them, yes, but you cant deny that the gameplay is alot of fun! I can agree to the impossible and frequently odd camera angles. I think i might buy Silent Hill 1 and check the series out. I am sure it is scarier, but thats not all people look for in a game! They are made for different audiences, and that should be respected.

Oh and Daze, feel better or ill deduct like 20 cool points.

yes i keep count

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 00:00:35


At 11/6/06 10:50 PM, Team-Awesome wrote:

Oh and Daze, feel better or ill deduct like 20 cool points.

Then I get minuse several thousand points, for I have just recieved the biggest, most annoying headache/cough that was the contribution of my family, friends, and probably my dog.


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 00:51:48


At 11/6/06 09:04 PM, scottish-cunt wrote: I misunderstood you again, Daze.

I just want to clarify, this place isn't all about writing a fictional story. We discus zombie survival in real time. Your character is not you, You're "real evants" are fictional, making them NOTreal. I can garuntee you aren't a millionare who sells guns.

Your writing zombie stories and you want real life events? That is a real survival plan and I garantee that the story I have written is full proof for years to come it covers all the needs of a person. My story has no down sides and that is a 'true' survival plan.

I don't mean TRUE as in the hypothetical from of true, I mean true as in the fact that the facts are YOUR facts, not some millionare with access to guns and 80+ rooms.

In my plan you would notice that I said "My house is 2 stories" or "I would get in my car and go steal a pickup and dune buggy a mile away. And you would also notice that I did not say that I am a master of arms, and that I know how to shoot every gun on the market. I stuck to my strengths, speed, sneakyness and agility.

All of my Facts are just that, facts. I did not make anything up, and it could EASILY happen.

again. you are not a multi=millionare gun salesmen, nor do you own a mansion, nor do you know anyone what is or has.

If you would like to join us You HAVE TO write a REAL survival plan, that details WHAT YOU WOULD DO . . . not what You're Bruce Wayne character would do.

i hope this is making sense. Every gun I said I had, I have, therefore I can use them. I never said I was an expert shot, and I would most likely carry my bow and arrows and my hatchet(s), because those are what I am most familiar with due to my Training with the SCA (Society of Creative Anacronysm).

So please, make one that is based off of YOUR TRUE facts.

and also remember that a "True Survival Plan" is one that is feasable, and executable.

BTW
I wouldnt want to creat a charector at the age of 13. No acess to guns

Again, we are NOT talking about a story. We are talking about what you would do in real life. If you would like to participate in the story that we currently have going on then I would suggest that you join. And the only way that you can join is to write a REAL plan. After that it will be subjected to the Panal and we will decide if you can join or not.

again, for clarification - Write a real survival plan for yourself. We don't care about the character that you want to make.

because frankly we wouldn't even use him, we already have enough gun-toters, and we havn't even used them. =)

looking forward to reading your REAL survival plan.

--Daze

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 13:50:51


Fine then. I'll just fuck off with my air-tight survival plan. Its not the fact that wether it should be a 'true' plan. Its what would keep you alive for years to come.

Almost everyones plan is "I'll go to a gun shop and start shootin!" I was just trying to make something a little different to the games. movies and books

And BTW

Dont bother replying am not coming back.

Appeantly tallent is not welcome here.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 13:56:15


At 11/7/06 01:50 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

Appeantly tallent is not welcome here.

With the maturity of a six year old, and the grammar too. Learn to spell "Talent" right before you claim you have any.

Babies aren't welcome in this crew anyway.


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 14:31:15


At 11/7/06 01:56 PM, HitTheTarget wrote:
At 11/7/06 01:50 PM, scottish-cunt wrote:

Appeantly tallent is not welcome here.
With the maturity of a six year old, and the grammar too. Learn to spell "Talent" right before you claim you have any.

Babies aren't welcome in this crew anyway.

If Im a baby then I was doing some illegal stuff with my girlfriend the other night

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 14:51:06


Yes cut bag he did do some bad stuff to your ass last night...

Anywho.

Im about to but a quad, and im going to trick it out with alot of rifles, ( its a 2 seater)hhehehe.... im going to do the same thing with my truck, i dont use it and ill have it with loads of guns mounted onto it, so when zombies attack, im ready to roll to my bunker.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 16:21:47


Just saw that there disallowing name changes, so im back to old TAO...damn straight.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 16:49:45


At 11/6/06 10:35 PM, Dejanus wrote: I dissagree. Silent Hill is immensly superior to the RE series(excluding 4) in every way, especially scares. Resident Evil relies on a cheesy done-before plot and cheap scares, while Silent Hill is phsycological and has an excellent plot. Things dont just jump out at you, scare you, and then die. You see things continuously that scare you, and you usually know they are coming. That is the meaning of fear.

Ok first off RE started the whole survival horror series so the done-before plot can kiss my ass. I have to agree that Silent Hill has its moments of horror but, can't match the jump off your seats moments that are in the RE series....no way no how.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:04:13


At 11/7/06 01:50 PM, scottish-cunt wrote: Fine then. I'll just fuck off with my air-tight survival plan. Its not the fact that wether it should be a 'true' plan. Its what would keep you alive for years to come.

It could only keep you alive for years to come if it were TRUELY EXECUTABLE. and your plan is not . . . my plan is =)


Almost everyones plan is "I'll go to a gun shop and start shootin!" I was just trying to make something a little different to the games. movies and books

If You'd have read everyone in heres Survival plans then you would realise that we make people revise their plans if they put that. And if they don't they are disallowed entry into our marvelous crew.

Yah know, with all that time it took you to write your "air-tight" plan in a land that doesn't really exist, in a body that you don't currently posess, you could have been doing something productive. And from the sounds of it the crew has no use for you. We prefer candidates of the more mature kind. And just because you are doing something Illegal with your gf doesn't make you any less than a baby. Real men do things legally. Like, take me for instance, I can have sex with my gf if I want to and it is not illegal, as we are both over the legal age of conscent. Were as if you and your gf were to have sex it would be called an unlawful act.

Grow up, and come back with a real plan, then we'll talk.


And BTW
Dont bother replying am not coming back.
Appeantly tallent is not welcome here.

Talent is welcome, If you can adhere to what few rules we have. All I asked was that you submit a plan that you could adapt to your life, your REAL life, and you failed to deliver that.

Your plan may be airtight, BUT you don't posses the mean to execute it. So again, just post something that YOU CAN REALLY DO and then we'll talk.

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:06:07


At 11/7/06 06:33 AM, Xtesh wrote:
ND owned scottish-cunt
Wow, you showed him....

heh thanks

Also, my part of the story is almost done and I might have it in by the end of today.

and SUH-WEET! ^ ^ I'm excited!

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:15:09


At 11/7/06 05:01 PM, Dejanus wrote: Wrong, that title belongs to the original Alone in The Dark, RE just took basic elements from that game and added zombies. The plot was stolen from every zombie film ever made, and you have to agree that it was cheesy and thrown-together before they re-vamped it when they made 3.

I have to disagree, Alone in the Dark was not a survival horror, it was just too basic....it was more like a shooting horror game, not a survival horror game. You must have never played RE, if you did you would know that almost everything about the RE series is orignal.

That is a matter of personal opinion, RE's creatures can be understood, and overcome. Silent Hill's monsters are unexplainable, this adds an element of mystery. I knew how to kill a zombie sinc I first saw one, can you say the same for Pyramid Head?

Silent hills, characters dont even match RE enemies. Dogs busting through windows, the Tyrant, the lickers from RE: 2, all the crazy mutations from the series like that giant shark.....
The pyramid head wasnt even scary at all, infact most of the monsters in silent hill werent even amusing........

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:18:17


I got a sweet pic of pyramidhead, does anyone want a siggy like that?

Also, glad the story is almost done.


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:22:23


At 11/7/06 05:18 PM, Snype wrote: I got a sweet pic of pyramidhead, does anyone want a siggy like that?

Rather shove drawing pins down my penis. Seriously. If I wanted a signiture of pyramidhead, I'd use Dogpile and then Fireworks.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:33:51


At 11/7/06 05:22 PM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: Rather shove drawing pins down my penis.

I didn't know you could draw with pins. . .

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:41:05


At 11/7/06 05:21 PM, Dejanus wrote: And here is where I say that you are a fool, nothing in that game was original. Zombies are famously over-used, mutants as well. The fact that it was caused by a virus puts into un-originality overdrive.

Atleast, RE has an explanation on how the fuck they get there zombies, and monsters. Silent Hills enemys come out of nowhere and all look fake and lame. A fire that killed a town = fat pyramid head monsters with swords = bullshit plot. Zombies... over used..... when is that a bad thing?

Personal opinion, I personally find all the enemies in the RE games to be dumb, uninspiring, and monotonous. The shark was OK I guess, but it was mostly scripted if you play through it again. Sorry for enjoying a game with actual enemy AI.

AI......... in the Gamecube version of the first one, when you kill a zombie and dont blow its head off or burn the remains of its body, then it will come back alive as a runner later in the game... what AI does silent hill have?

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:50:31


i Just started remakeing my survival plan.

The moment i hear about zombies, i would gather my freinds and go to a computer, post on the ZSC... and say "Fuck dudes zombies are here if you need help call.....and come to ( not telling you intill zombies..hehe...) if you wnat to live!"

I would gather the supplys in my basement..( by then theres ganna be...well alot )

And go father into the woods and lock down my bunker. I have started to plant seeds of wheat corn and potatos,along with other stuff, and the forset is rich with animal life ( bears...wolfmen...zombie deer...ect) Make a trip out to my generator, and hope that it works.

If it does work then i will be made my automated defences, would be working by then, ( inless this happens in the next 3 years ). If in count a few of you guys would show up, that is if you could find me, some things i would have, if the generator is still working. tv ( not cable ) good radios, alot, i mean...ALOT of fucking guns, im crazy like that. Enough ammo to last us months of nostop use. A deep frezzer, for storeing food and veggs. if i am lucky a computer! YES, we can kill zombies eat and watch russion porn.

My bunker is far enough in the woods for safty, and close to areas that we can raid for food and stuff...What do you guys think? questions comments...ideas?

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:54:23


At 11/7/06 05:22 PM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: Rather shove drawing pins down my penis. Seriously. If I wanted a signiture of pyramidhead, I'd use Dogpile and then Fireworks.

You know what? Fuck you. Keep your opinions to yourself, and dont bother insulting others bercause you think they suck at making sigs. When was the last time you made a sig, asshole? You are becoming as bad as MadCow's shittyness in ghe NGSM. Seriously, if you dont want a sig, dont fucking respond.

fucker.

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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 17:58:14


At 11/7/06 05:54 PM, Snype wrote:
At 11/7/06 05:22 PM, ShitAllOverTheWalls wrote: Rather shove drawing pins down my penis. Seriously. If I wanted a signiture of pyramidhead, I'd use Dogpile and then Fireworks.
You know what? Fuck you. Keep your opinions to yourself, and dont bother insulting others bercause you think they suck at making sigs. When was the last time you made a sig, asshole? You are becoming as bad as MadCow's shittyness in ghe NGSM. Seriously, if you dont want a sig, dont fucking respond.
fucker.

Snype. you dirty dirty man...lol jk...really dont answer him your the best sig maker i know and if he dosent want a nice sig then let him stick things into his penis...and speaking of witch if you want to make me a nice sig im open!

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 18:13:16


At 11/7/06 06:09 PM, Dejanus wrote:
At 11/7/06 06:04 PM, Xtesh wrote: *Cough**cough*comments please*cough**cough*

Nice, descriptive, but arent zombies supposed to scent humans, not hear them? Anyways, I fuckin loved it, very descvriptive, and awesome. I could just picture hundreds of the bastards from the counter. 8/10.

I WILL TAKE THE NEXT ONE, AND I WILL NOT STEP DOWN. Ok?

You better, or I will tear your liver out. Cant wait to hear it.


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 18:39:17


At 11/7/06 05:50 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: i Just started remakeing my survival plan.

The moment i hear about zombies, i would gather my freinds and go to a computer, post on the ZSC... and say "Fuck dudes zombies are here if you need help call.....and come to ( not telling you intill zombies..hehe...) if you wnat to live!"

I would gather the supplys in my basement..( by then theres ganna be...well alot )

And go father into the woods and lock down my bunker. I have started to plant seeds of wheat corn and potatos,along with other stuff, and the forset is rich with animal life ( bears...wolfmen...zombie deer...ect) Make a trip out to my generator, and hope that it works.

If it does work then i will be made,my automated defences, would be working by then, ( inless this happens in the next 3 years ). If in count a few of you guys would show up, that is if you could find me, some things i would have, if the generator is still working. tv ( not cable ) good radios, alot, i mean...ALOT of fucking guns, im crazy like that. Enough ammo to last us months of nostop use. A deep frezzer, for storeing food and veggs. if i am lucky a computer! YES, we can kill zombies eat and watch russion porn.

My bunker is far enough in the woods for safty, and close to areas that we can raid for food and stuff...What do you guys think? questions comments...ideas?

Mhmkay..

Is it just me, or is it when every god damn time i post about zombies, no even looks at it?
Its a conpericy ... your all zombie ahahah!!!

Ok...now Any god damn coments or i (fucking) deas? anyone?? i dont care if your a gai or anything i need some help here...

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 19:49:57


At 11/7/06 06:39 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: Ok...now Any god damn coments or i (fucking) deas? anyone?? i dont care if your a gai or anything i need some help here...

I'll get to it in a moment, I am swamped right now =)

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 20:33:01


At 11/7/06 05:50 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote: The moment i hear about zombies, i would gather my freinds and go to a computer, post on the ZSC... and say "Fuck dudes zombies are here if you need help call.....and come to ( not telling you intill zombies..hehe...) if you wnat to live!"

I would gather the supplys in my basement..( by then theres ganna be...well alot )

And go father into the woods and lock down my bunker.

Do you have a bunker?

I have started to plant seeds of wheat corn and potatos,along with other stuff, and the forset is rich with animal life ( bears...wolfmen...zombie deer...ect) Make a trip out to my generator, and hope that it works.

Do you have all of these>?


If it does work then i will be made my automated defences

Automated Defences!? how are we supposed to get to you if your auto turrets mow us down!? And how do you plan on programming automated Defenses.

watch russion porn.

WOOT!

Sounds good if you can pull it offf by my house is already a fortress so count me out. So if you can make it to Kansas then that would be better!

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 21:27:19


At 11/7/06 08:43 PM, Xtesh wrote: I was thinking about the book "Cell", and I was wondering, "If the zeds in that book get powers, then wouldn't it be rational to assume that people could get powers when zombies come? I think it would probably even the odds a little in a class 4 situation. What do you guys think?

I think "powers" will never be granted to anyone. I think Power is an Illusion. Mighty warriors will be believed to have powers over the undead only because they know how to destroy them. Where as the Zombies may be seen to have powers because they are impervious to damage and have no fear.

Power is just an illusion.

Power is just an illusion.

Power is just an illusion.

If you can create a facade of power, then you can rule the living, and the nonliving.

If you can create a facade of power, then there is nothing that you can't do.

Just be sure that when your facade is threatened that it doesn't pop under the weight of true power.

True power comes from those who have earned it.

Will you be able to earn true power?

Or will be you be stuck in a rut of a false facade?

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 21:34:54


At 11/7/06 09:27 PM, Dejanus wrote: ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!

HTT: BAN, 3 DAYS

Hahaha at the Mafia he told mee he got banned for real reasons.

REASON: HE USED RAPE HER IN GENERAL

He said WHAT?!

WHY HE TOLD ME: I HAVE NO IDEA

Maybe he likes you. Oh, your siggy is done.

Also, this sentance because all caps is tacky.

I just have to agree.


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Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 21:44:50


+++ BREAKING ZOMBIE NEWS+++
Scientists create a zombie bacteria that makes things resistant to diseases

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Make mine a zombie vaccine
01 August 2006
From New Scientist Print Edition. Subscribe and get 4 free issues.

Zombie bacteria have been created that could be used to make more stable vaccines.

Traditionally, vaccines use either "attenuated" live bacteria, grown in conditions that disable their virulent properties, or killed bacteria. Attenuated live vaccines promote a strong immune response, but can be difficult to store and transport safely, while killed bacteria don't work as well in triggering immunity.

Now there could be a third option. Sandip Datta and colleagues at the University of California, San Diego, irradiated live Listeria monocytogenes with gamma rays, breaking up their DNA so that they couldn't reproduce, but leaving enough residual metabolic activity to activate an immune response. When injected into mice, the "zombie" bugs prevented reinfection in 80 per cent of cases (Immunity, DOI: 10.1016/j.immuni.2006.05.013).

Unlike most vaccines, the irradiated Listeria don't need to be kept chilled. If the approach works with other strains of bacteria, it could lead to vaccines that are cheaper and easier to store for use in developing nations.

From issue 2562 of New Scientist magazine, 01 August 2006, page 19

</BREAKING NEWS>

Response to +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ 2006-11-07 21:53:11


At 11/7/06 09:44 PM, NocturnalDaze wrote: +++ BREAKING ZOMBIE NEWS+++
Scientists create a zombie bacteria that makes things resistant to diseases

Well, fuck. Looks like Ill have to start preparing for an invasion in a few decades. Or I could just go the easy way out :)


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