What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
Best/fastest suicide method?
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At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.
Looking in the mirror....ooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMMMMMMMMMMFG..
i'm such a retard....i'll leave now
Put your mouth on the GAS, fill it with a lot of it, than make some kind of fire: EXPLOSIVE HEAD
Or make the same thing but make the gas cover all the place, EXPLOSIVE BODY
BBS HERO! O RLY?
Using one of the geographically convenient suicide booths in your home or place of buisness.
a gun to the head i the fastest but its just can you pull the trigger?
22 threw the roof of the mouth. quick and you wouldnt feel a thing
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
Drinking windex dosn't do shit besides make your mouth fresh and clean. But a instant gunshot to the head never hurts, so I would do that.
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.
Unless you keep it in your mouth and not shallow, but that wouldnt be drinking it. then
Best suggestion axes
Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.
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Well, it's not fast, but I heard it's painless and calm. You lock your garage up and leave the car running. Open the windows of the car and take a nap inside of it. If you don't sleep, don't worry, the exaust will make you go to sleep and you'll never wake up.
At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico)
Mexico is not a city. Dumbass.
Best way to commit suicide: single gunshot to the head.
How to get depressed enough to want to commit suicide: Add sweetiepoi to your MSN and try to be her friend.
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote: What do you guys think it is (other than the obvious, like jumping off a building or something)?
I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.
stop breathing and wait
Get in your car, stick your head out the window, and drive REALLY CLOSE to a road sign.
Best. Decapitation. Ever.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 1/19/05 11:05 PM, Shadow_XII wrote:At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Mine isn't the fastest, but it's the best. To go in the middle of a big town (Example, Mexico)Mexico is not a city. Dumbass.
There is a city in Mexico called Mexico City.
The best way to commit suicide would be to challenge Arnold Schwartzneggar(Or however the hell you spell it) to a hand to hand fight to the death. You will surely die.
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.
Yes, it does.
At 1/19/05 11:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Get in your car, stick your head out the window, and drive REALLY CLOSE to a road sign.
Best. Decapitation. Ever.
my cousin was body boarding on a snowbaord, with wheels attached to it.
then he rammed into a stop sign at the bottom of some hill. the stop sign actually waved back and forth, and you could see his collarbone through the cut.
talk about a dumbass.
I hope your not getting any ideas asking this topic, but I don't really care about you so I'll suggest one myself. Try to inhale the carbon monoxide from the exhaust pipe from an old car (after it has stopped driving around)
At 1/19/05 11:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Get in your car, stick your head out the window, and drive REALLY CLOSE to a road sign.
Best. Decapitation. Ever.
I prefer tying one end of a rope around your neck and the other around a light pole, then gas it. Use a rental car to bring others down as well
Everything is everything
Don't worry about the pipe burning your lips cuz if your trying to commit suicide, you wouldn't care anyway.
At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:At 1/19/05 10:56 PM, SmashDaisaku wrote:I think that drinking windex or something would be mildly easy.Drinking Windex doesn't kill you.
What about eating a shitload of McDonalds? That should definately kill you...
At 1/19/05 10:58 PM, _BlackDragon_ wrote: Put your mouth on the GAS, fill it with a lot of it, than make some kind of fire: EXPLOSIVE HEAD
Or make the same thing but make the gas cover all the place, EXPLOSIVE BODY
that kinda burns you and you dont die right away when your burning
Get your bestest most reliable friend to turn your neck when your sleeping until he hears a snap, you dont feel a thing.
Yeah, I see your mouth on the bottle, but I dont actually see the liquid going into your mouth.
Suicide by Frisbee:
1. Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
2. Clean the Frisbee.
3. Make sure your parents aren’t around
4. Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
5. Get really super pissed.
6. Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
7. Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
8. Push hard until you can’t see it.
9. Wait.
10. Die
It's clearly the best method ever invented.
At 1/19/05 11:12 PM, Chrome- wrote: Just ask me.
That's how chrome and ornery organize a party. Sure, everyone ends up in the hospital but it's still fun. Am I invited?
You could always choke to death on a monstrously large cock.......
