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My aunt jacked me off..

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My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:48:41


Ok, I am quite happy right now. Today was my aunts birthday, my whole family was there and we were having fun. Traditionally in my family, when a man is oficially 14, the first time he is together with the WHOLE family, he plays in the basketball tournament. So this is the first year i got to play with my dad, uncles, brother, cousins, just everybody! (every guy).

Anyway, i was the first to be eliminated since my family fucking owns at basketball, so i went inside and all the women were there chatting, i sat down near my aunt and was loving her Double D's.

i went to the basement 10 minutes later to take a piss, when i went out, my aunt was right in front of me, she sat me down on the coach and asked how i was doing in school. blah blah blah. eventually i asked her a question, i asked where uncle manny was (her husband). she said he was out getting smokes. the conversation continued for 10 minutes until she ased "soooo have any girlfriends?"...i responded with a no. The DD's eventually got to me and Bam.....Out comes mr. erection... she started laughing hsterically, she said "your a decent size for 14", i said well "if u want, you can feel it". she laughed once more. and suddenly, she started going at it on my dick, it was very nice to be not doing it for myself, anyway, she got me off in about 8 minutes, and i liked the pleasure, and the fact i hate my uncle manny (even though the asshole ended up winning the basketball tournament.)

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:50:29


Bullshit

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:51:16


um, that's really nasty.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:51:44


that might be cool if it was true


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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:52:06


At 12/8/04 05:50 PM, Mandarts wrote: Bullshit

Agreed.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:53:36


EWWWWWW THATS UR FUCKING AUNT DUDE. EWWWWW. FUCK EWWWWWWW. PLEASE TELL ME YOUR LYING!!!!

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:54:41


dude, your a sick sick fuck

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:55:02


I love you.


I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE

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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:55:58


I think he meant his uncle's wife. Probably/hopefully not blood. Also it's probably not true.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:56:27


um great?

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:56:56


Yeah.. as long as they aren't blood, then it is alright with me.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:56:59


At 12/8/04 05:51 PM, cheesebizkit25 wrote: that might be cool if it was true

actually i take that back. even if it was true, it still wouldnt be cool.


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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:57:20


LOL! Your mother's sister jerked you off.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:57:40


hahaha nw its gonna be ackward everytime usee her.


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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:57:54


how old is ur "aunt"?

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 17:59:28


You are one sick fuck.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:00:21


*orgasm* That was one hawt story.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:00:40


At 12/8/04 05:59 PM, bluegreen7hi wrote: You are one sick fuck.

What if she was family by marrage, not blood?

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:01:07


And then you woke up and changed your sheets.


Bellum omnium contra omnes

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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:03:03


At 12/8/04 05:59 PM, Fifteenbellyrolls wrote:
At 12/8/04 05:57 PM, -Darkness- wrote: hahaha nw its gonna be ackward everytime usee her.
Or erotic.

probally

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:08:06


At 12/8/04 06:01 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: And then you woke up and changed your sheets.

Hahahahahah


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:10:40


At 12/8/04 05:53 PM, GhostMint wrote: Hahaha, post a picture of your Aunt.

scanning them right now.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:11:51


How old is she?


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:12:22


At 12/8/04 06:11 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote: How old is she?

38

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:13:50


At 12/8/04 06:12 PM, CrashFlash wrote:
At 12/8/04 06:11 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote: How old is she?
38

Well, atleast she's not 39.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:14:39


A. If you are gona make up some retarded sex story don't put family members in it.
B. If that really happened... Kill yourself... You know you have to...


Burn the land and boil the sea

You can't take the sky from me

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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:15:55


How long does it take to get pictures?!!


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:17:06


unless she looks like this thats just uncalled for...

My aunt jacked me off..

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:17:56


Man, if there weren't enough retards in the world, you have to go off and inbreed.

Response to My aunt jacked me off.. 2004-12-08 18:20:21


At 12/8/04 05:51 PM, BloodGirl wrote: um, that's really nasty.

Agreed, I hope he is lying. Also, what kind of sick fuck wants and old woman to jack him off?


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