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Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:34:46


http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Kind of sucks because she only gives you beer but words like
ass
french kiss
shoes
strip
dance

work.

I wanted her to give me a Jack and coke damnit. :(

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:36:29


Oh and 'fight' works too.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:36:56


At 11/9/04 09:34 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I wanted her to give me a Jack and coke damnit. :(

God...She's stupid...She doesn't want to give me Vodka :\

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:37:06


I told her she had a nice rack, and she squeezd em' together for me.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:37:55


I wish I could kick her in the nuts dammit X(

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:38:19


At 11/9/04 09:36 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Oh and 'fight' works too.

Holy cows!

Did she close her lightsaber with the hand? O_o

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:41:28


I want to see a sweet ass but that damn Beer sticker is pissing me off.


*grabs dick*

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Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:41:31


When I ask for an Ale I want an Ale! That was lager dammit! And it was mostly head!

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 09:46:31


You can tell her to take off her shirt and she'll do it. Also try typing the name of the website (its in the background of the bar, I forget the url right now; i think its beerworld.com or something like that) and she'll show you her butt. Thats about as good as it gets.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 10:33:19


That sux,
I asked her to show me her pussy and she told me NO!

I like little pussy cats.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 10:37:21


uuuu.....
*commands robot "lapdance"*
*robot: not enough money*
*kicks robot in the nuts*
*is in hospital waiting for his leg to heal*
ouch....


ffs. that is all.

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Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 10:48:25


right...
o.k..
...
I'm just gonna' walk away now...
walking..
walking...
o.k. running now
must go faster.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 10:51:54


This chicken does what you tell it

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:02:13


Someone told me jump, bend over and suck it work too.


px hulk.

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Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:04:50


Ass is the best one ;D

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:05:35


And she goes retarded with party. Sleep & wave are blah. I wish Wade would have one of these.


px hulk.

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Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:08:34


At 11/9/04 11:04 AM, -Diddy- wrote: Ass is the best one ;D

And this is why --

Virtual Bartender

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:18:36


If you put in spread your legs she spreads them wide open

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:22:32


I love the panic buttons on the homepage XD

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:37:58


At 11/9/04 10:37 AM, one-way wrote: uuuu.....
*commands robot "lapdance"*
*robot: not enough money*
*kicks robot in the nuts*
*is in hospital waiting for his leg to heal*
ouch....

Shut up.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 11:38:59


At 11/9/04 10:48 AM, jokerskate24 wrote: right...
o.k..
...
I'm just gonna' walk away now...
walking..
walking...
o.k. running now
must go faster.

Shut up.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:00:00


At 11/9/04 10:51 AM, -Diddy- wrote: This chicken does what you tell it

I asked this guy to do a back flip and he couldnt do it.
He sux,

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:01:22


At 11/9/04 12:00 PM, theseus wrote:
At 11/9/04 10:51 AM, -Diddy- wrote: This chicken does what you tell it
I asked this guy to do a back flip and he couldnt do it.
He sux,

Pfft - if a chicken can't do a backflip he can't do anything. Hmmm stfu

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:13:39


Hah, if you ask her to "blatantly advertise beer.com" she shows you the tatoo on her ass.


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Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:15:50


Your threads should be shot at birth.


The worst member.

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:22:02


if you put lick then she will lick her boob

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:23:44


At 11/9/04 12:22 PM, JesusOfSuburbia wrote: if you put lick then she will lick her boob

You sir just made my day

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:29:08


now that the obvious sexual ones are out of the way:

THE BEST EVER:
Change

Others:
Kung Fu
Kick
Handstand
light

Dumb:
shoot


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Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:31:58


also if you tell her to touch her toes or feet then she bends over for you

Response to Virtual Bartender 2004-11-09 12:34:28


type in sucker

DO IT NOW!