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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-21 18:23:00


At 2/21/05 06:18 PM, AudioTransmitter7000 wrote: If someone remembers that I "almost" passed out at a Hockey game.. my girlfriend is still with me. Hey, I love Hockey and my girlfriend but I just let loose.. I'll admit, you may think I was a pussy but if you felt that way you wouldn't have lasted long.. actually, the ending of the game was good.. her friends told us to make out but I said I would next date( pretty stupid but I was dehydrated). We're going to see a movie she likes.. Boogeyman!

Well good to see ya here. If you are intrested I can teach you all I know about girls and dateing. Before you think what the hell do I know I must tell you that in my city I am THE man to set you up for a date. I have never failed to get people togeather or fix a relationship that a friend couldnt. So if you are intrested I will teach you all I know and give you information guys your age will take years of foolish mistakes to learn.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-21 18:27:59


At 2/21/05 06:25 PM, AudioTransmitter7000 wrote: Thanks Tiger, you're big help but I have this under control. She worried about me, she didn't walk away or punch me. I finally close my case.. goodbye!

Well ok dude if you ever need advice just drop on in. I am alwasy here. Me and the crew will help how we can.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-21 18:49:29


At 2/21/05 05:56 PM, TigerDemon wrote: Well it is time to bring this club from the depths to see what good it can still do.

Here is hopping it stays up this time =)

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-21 18:51:17


At 2/21/05 06:49 PM, Ghaleonx5z wrote:
At 2/21/05 05:56 PM, TigerDemon wrote: Well it is time to bring this club from the depths to see what good it can still do.
Here is hopping it stays up this time =)

I will do what I can.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 13:22:45


Well any problems we can help with? Also all of the old crew is gone for the most part so I will be looking for new members. If you are intrested just say so.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 15:56:20


At 2/22/05 01:22 PM, TigerDemon wrote: Well any problems we can help with? Also all of the old crew is gone for the most part so I will be looking for new members. If you are intrested just say so.

I'll help out if ya want me too =) Always glade to help people when I can, and this seems like a good place to help people =D

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 18:49:32


another relationship ques theres this girl in my lunch period who sits a few tables away n she stares at me alot... one time i was in da lunch line n she followed me in there with her friend and her friend kinda was urging her onto me(pushing her towards me) i kinda want to ask her out but i'm a shy guyn afraid of being put down... what do i do

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 18:52:29


At 2/22/05 06:40 PM, AudioTransmitter7000 wrote: Tiger here is a question I need you to answer. I love my girlfriend and am urging to make out with her but I got a problem. I'm getting dehydrated too fast. I drink water but get dehydrated in five to ten minutes.. what should I do? Does this go away? Could it be the water I drink or food I eat? I eat healthy food so I find it odd..

sorry i'm not tiger but try drinking gatorade or juce or something other than water... n maybe a humidifier is something to look into maybe ur house is extremely dry???

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 18:59:54


but she is in a higher grade than me... its weird i have this thing about older girls

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 21:33:55


At 2/22/05 06:40 PM, AudioTransmitter7000 wrote: Tiger here is a question I need you to answer. I love my girlfriend and am urging to make out with her but I got a problem. I'm getting dehydrated too fast. I drink water but get dehydrated in five to ten minutes.. what should I do? Does this go away? Could it be the water I drink or food I eat? I eat healthy food so I find it odd..

Well that is natural at first. However I water will help and time as well. It could be nerves orthe like. Time and exp will help as well as drinking water before you see here.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 21:38:13


At 2/22/05 06:49 PM, silver_222 wrote: another relationship ques theres this girl in my lunch period who sits a few tables away n she stares at me alot... one time i was in da lunch line n she followed me in there with her friend and her friend kinda was urging her onto me(pushing her towards me) i kinda want to ask her out but i'm a shy guyn afraid of being put down... what do i do

Ok yes I happen to think she likes you. Now the question is do you like her and are you mature enough in your person to date an older person. The biggest question is DO YOU LIKE HER? If so I can teach you what you need to know to get with her and stay with her. However I wont do one night stands I only deal with real relationships. Now if she likes you(and I think she do) and you like her I will help as much as I can.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 21:41:14


i'm not one of those guys who r exzactly known for being hott and i don't think i could get a one night stand if i tried(without paying her ;-) ) so what u got for me cuz alot of kids n school think i'm weird or whatever

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 21:51:08


if ur looking for a better answer than yes i am readdy to have a relationship with her i just gotta wait till i get off vacation... (next monday) but i like her n i'll try it

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 21:52:02


Ok well first you gotta show intrest in her. You can go up and talk to her when she is looking at you. Also very important REMEMBER what she tells you. Now what types of things is she intrested in? If you dont know then ya better find out. Ya know what tell me all you know about this girl and I will give you some better advice.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

BBS Signature

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 21:58:01


should i do that little pucker up lip thingy lol i'll get some info about her next monday and whats sad is :-( i don't even know her name :~-(

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-22 22:01:53


At 2/22/05 09:58 PM, silver_222 wrote: should i do that little pucker up lip thingy lol i'll get some info about her next monday and whats sad is :-( i don't even know her name :~-(

OK you get what info you can and I will do my best to help you. I am a master of hook ups but the more info the better.

Three star :

Are you intested in becomeing a member? If so just say so and your in. As a member you will help others that post about issues and other things that this club used to do.
[This is my last post for the hour so dont get upset if it takes a bit for me to respond. I hate this post limit.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-23 07:41:55


Well so far I only have Ghaleonx5z as a member to help me. If any one eles wants in just say so and I will tell you if you got the job or not.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

BBS Signature

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-23 07:57:42


At 2/23/05 07:41 AM, TigerDemon wrote: Well so far I only have Ghaleonx5z as a member to help me. If any one eles wants in just say so and I will tell you if you got the job or not.

Also tiger i think she cuts her herself(you know the gothic girl slit her wrist type shit) i thought i over heard that one time and i dun like girls who do hat although i will find out

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-23 08:03:53


At 2/23/05 07:57 AM, silver_222 wrote:
At 2/23/05 07:41 AM, TigerDemon wrote: Well so far I only have Ghaleonx5z as a member to help me. If any one eles wants in just say so and I will tell you if you got the job or not.
Also tiger i think she cuts her herself(you know the gothic girl slit her wrist type shit) i thought i over heard that one time and i dun like girls who do hat although i will find out

Um WOW yea dude you should find that out but only from a person whouwould know FOR SURE that it is true and not lie about it. I mean I have seen rumors about that go around and not be true. So I would say dont make any assumptions till you can know for sure. If you cant find some who you can be sure knows 100% then forget what you heard and try and get with her any way. I mean no sense in throwing a good opertunity away over a rumor.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-23 18:26:19


At 2/23/05 02:26 PM, -Flameboy- wrote: what do i do to find out???

How about just talking to her? I don't mean go up and ask her out right away or anything. Just talk, find out a bit more about her.

Not to mention it's easier to tell how a person feels when your talking instead of just constantly looking at each other.

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-23 22:29:01


I just can't get any girls. It's like I'm more of a friend. God that sounded stupid. Well anyway, help me get some girls.

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-24 07:49:13


At 2/23/05 10:29 PM, TehBigC wrote: I just can't get any girls. It's like I'm more of a friend. God that sounded stupid. Well anyway, help me get some girls.

If you want to have a relationship... a realone then these people can help you if you just wanna be a pimp en get like 6 girls liking you and tear each one's heart out just for some boom boom then these people can't help u

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-24 08:17:31


DAMN!

;P

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-24 08:19:30


I like this thread. I just saw it and find it very intresting. I've read like 5 pages now and just wanna thank you.

Thank you! =P

/Mathias Andersson

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-24 12:16:43


At 2/23/05 06:36 PM, -Flameboy- wrote: yeah, its easier said than done

Oh yeah I know that lol I'm just saying. It's the best thing you can probebly do.

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-24 13:13:48


At 2/24/05 12:35 PM, -Flameboy- wrote: sorry but i need more advice... maybe more confidence too

I understand, but it's going to be very hard to find out much about her if all you do is smile back and forth at each other. I mena I guess you could ask others to ask things for ya, but thats not always a good idea. Information gets mixed upa long the way. Or somthing else could go wrong.

And your right it probebly is more about confidence than anything else you need right now. And thats not somthing anyone can tell you how to get. Ya have it everyone does, just need to find it is all.

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-24 23:58:02


At 2/24/05 12:35 PM, -Flameboy- wrote:
At 2/24/05 12:16 PM, Ghaleonx5z wrote: Oh yeah I know that lol I'm just saying. It's the best thing you can probebly do.
sorry but i need more advice... maybe more confidence too

Ok I am back people and Flameboy the Tiger is here to help. All I need is for you to tell me as much about yourself as you can and then tell me as much about the girl as you can. Likes Dislike and what type of things you like to do are most usefull.


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-25 00:20:36


Oh people I will be away till Sunday so dont worrie if ya dont hear from me for a bit.

Tiger


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-25 08:22:30


And this Tiger is why I wanted Flameboy to talk to her just for a little bit. Because it was obvious he doesn't know anything about her yet.

Well maybe Tiger can think of somthing. I can't say I'm going to be of much help till atleast the first talk has happened. Well just let me know if your able to say anything to her. I'll try and help more then. Sorry It's just a bit hard for me to advise first encounters =/

Response to Relationship Crew 2005-02-25 09:43:44


At 2/25/05 12:31 AM, -Flameboy- wrote: Me
hobbys: computers, video games, going to movies, sports, watching tv, internet, going on NG.

What I look for in a girl: Dark hair, nice body, nice face, good personality, fun to be around, likes to laugh, basically I want a good looking girl thats really cool.

Her
I dont really know her, but I am about 90% sure she likes me, she stares at me everyday which i believe is a good sign, she looks stunning, the best looking girl ive ever seen since starting high school in September, when I stare back at her sometimes she looks straight at me and other times i look at her and she looks away. One time we had a substitute teacher who had no control over us and we just looked at each other for the whole period, and she smiled at me and I smiled back. I dont know why I dont have the balls to tell her I like her... I'm intimidated by her, but I really want to talk to her and get to know her.

Ok this is good enough for me to help you wih the basics for your first talk with her. Now you need to find something that makes you seem more mature and special than 90% of the other guys in your class that are proly after her. You said you like movies, what kind? If you Have ANYTHING that you dont usually tell people that makes you seem more mature or brainy than you like people to think TELL ME. Girls usually look at a guys personality rather than looks so tell me more about yourself. You seem to like humor and this is a huge plus. If you can make a girl laugh and forget how nervious she is your WAY ahead of the game. Now as for your lack of confidence its normal. Even I have some trouble telling a girl I like her. However you must remember that she is just as nervious as you. Thats right she is afraid too. If she wasnt she would have come up to you by now(ecause I happen to think she likes you as well). Once you get more info to me I can give ya more to work with


Priest of Anubis and guardian of the NOX.

I'm a heavy drinking, chain smoking, foul mouthed sailor and guess what Im dating your SISTER!

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