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Response to Relationship Crew 2015-12-12 12:02:33


Definitely getting sick of living in the same area my whole life, everyone has an opinion without knowing me the first time I open my mouth, and i'm mostly ahermitfor crying out loud, Been looking out of my shack trying to find a mate, getting some nasty remarks, Might just accept a real perma hermit status. Haven't been in a relationship for 6 years. Probably be easier buying a hoooker and try to win her heart, And then try to fix the aids.

I'm joking, But half of that is true, I might be barely in this new generation but I was still raised like the GI Gen, I get shat upon for being a decent man, My area is loaded with TMilf's But I'm not looking for luggage, The pickings are few and stealthy to find, And when I think I do either the baggage finally shows from the manufacturer himself quiet angry i'd say, or she has some very heavy mental issues that creates constant fields of "fuck you, weird asshole creep", You know, In the end i'm still single, And I can walk away with just myself, Which is where I like to be anyway, I can pick without morality issues (Btw i'm heavy on monogamy), Look at my wallet and be reminded what i'm going to buy myself for christmas. (already bought that actually, a new ride), But how old is getting too old too look?, When I was 16 I whined about this stuff like a little schoolgirl, Turned 17, Got a GF, Had a BLAST with that relationship (note.I learned everything the hard way) Went into hibernation, fuck the world, And you know, It's been working out really well, I mean I lost all my friends to drugs, half have died, and a small amount did what everyone else did, Getting drunk, Fucking, And having a baby with some guy and hope he will support it. But I'm alive.

Yeah. The single life, It's the life, To what point?, To what age?, My brain just wants something to talk to, something to look at, And I say no, no brain, I'm not ready, I'm not ready.

I look at my chest, It's my heart, Lined with sandbags and assault rifles, mortars and wire fences wrapped all around it, I wince strongly... "It's safe heart... It's safe now... I can protect you", I hear a rustle behind the fence and all I can hear is magazines being placed into weapons, bolt's slamming shut and an eerie feeling that i'm being watched. "NO!" Says my heart "NEVER!". I look away... and whisper to myself "Heh, Those defences won't last forever..."

7 years later

What a Motherfucker, just doesn't give up.

Response to Relationship Crew 2015-12-27 00:59:39


This is probably closer to a psychological issue than anything but whatever.

I've effectively allowed past experiences with three people to lock me up away from everyone, and I can't believe that anyone cares about me even if they say they do. For a while I justified this by saying that nobody really cares about anyone, but while I still believe this I realize it's a cop out because mentally I'm still singling myself out and I don't consider healthy relationships to be something I can experience. I don't know how this is impacting my interaction with others because I've always been a private person but I know that I've rejected at least a couple people solely on that pretense.

Note: I am polyamorous and have had issues with people who think I don't care about them, which has lead to abandonment and (unsurprisingly) abandonment issues.


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Response to Relationship Crew 2016-01-25 23:55:03


Response to Relationship Crew 2016-01-26 12:18:08


At 1/25/16 11:55 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Please help

Well, I can't give you advice if I don't know the story, at least not on staying together. However, if you're this worried about it, something tells me it's been a long time coming. If she does break up with you, you need to take a moment (or a lot of moments actually) and look at yourself. Are you happy with who you are? Why or why not? Before you can be happy with someone else, you must become happy -- or at least okay -- with who you are and where you're going. As cliche as it sounds, you don't want to bring baggage into other relationships. Be your own happiness and strength. Don't rely on others for that or base your worth in them. Nothing is attracted to a doormat but the dirty feet that grind its face in. Ya dig?

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-08 00:37:57


My girlfriend and I had our first kiss 2 days ago
She said next time she sees me, she wants to cuddle
I'm nervous though, because I've only done it once
Is there any good position you think she'd like?

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-08 00:57:05 (edited 2016-10-08 00:57:35)


At 10/8/16 12:37 AM, NightRaid-NG wrote: My girlfriend and I had our first kiss 2 days ago
She said next time she sees me, she wants to cuddle
I'm nervous though, because I've only done it once
Is there any good position you think she'd like?

You are young but you will figure it out over time. Communication is important and listen to what she says.

Physical contact is also a major part of a relationship. Cant have one without it. Even holding hands, it is a big deal.

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-08 01:00:28


At 10/8/16 12:51 AM, LuckyLightTitan wrote:
Well, why not just ask your girl?
If you don't know how to make your move then there's no need to act like you know what to do, you'll just turn her off that way.

I get shy over dumb things

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-09 12:01:59 (edited 2016-10-09 12:03:23)


i need advicei cant find girls to date and most girls dont takeme seriously T-T it makes me very sad and angry...

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-11 11:59:42


Oh god, I accidentally voided the warranty on my engagement ring....He is so mad!!!! Pro-tip to anyone in a serious relationship, don't fucking forget important things that matter...where has my head been? Oi. Any tips to make the man not hate me? Already having a shit day.

As far as talking to "girls". Just talk. Just talk about what you like. You can't have someone without talking or eye contact. Signs will be there when it is time to hold hands or cuddle or whatever. Read body language and be honest. Do not lie.

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-11 12:20:46


Respect her love her for who she is do not try and change her give her love give her the time and communication is key if there is no communication things are hard in any type of relationship there needs to be communication. But anyways love her and show her the real you not some label or title people may place on you.

I have learned over the years that mistakes happen. And sometimes it's hard to overcome but sometimes people don't see you for you. And I guess you can lose in the end on some of those mistakes.

So in end here always do the right thing because you never know when you have a good thing till it's too late

Peach be with you all and I hope you all find love or someone special that makes your heart skip a beat.

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Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-11 21:25:27


Protip: never talk to an ex, they dont change and forever keep you in their heads as a backup. Ugh. Also dont talk to your ex it is just trouble. Trouble you pay for with long fights with your bf that end badly. Oh well. I guess my night is shit and I had a lot to deal with already... Ok done venting.

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-12 15:20:36


So, this girl I was with broke up with me because she wasn't ready for a relationship yet. Right after that happens she starts dating one of my closest friends. Any thoughts or advice?

Response to Relationship Crew 2016-10-13 17:08:02


At 10/11/16 09:25 PM, Quisty wrote: Protip: never talk to an ex, they dont change and forever keep you in their heads as a backup. Ugh. Also dont talk to your ex it is just trouble. Trouble you pay for with long fights with your bf that end badly. Oh well. I guess my night is shit and I had a lot to deal with already... Ok done venting.

This is actually solid advice.


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Response to Relationship Crew 2017-01-08 00:18:16


This is kinda embarrassing, but my girlfriend keeps asking for sex. However, we're both 15 and I wanna wait until I'm married. I have a very hard time saying no to things. What do I do?

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-01-25 12:47:21


At 1/18/17 02:08 PM, Quisty wrote:

I actually don't want it.
Thanks for the help

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-02-27 06:35:34


At 2/27/17 12:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

this was a while ago and i already said no. She was ok that and we're still together. But i appreciate the help

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-03-19 12:07:40


Is it weird to wanna pet your girlfriend?
We both enjoy it

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-03-19 20:49:25


At 3/19/17 04:05 PM, Entice wrote:
At 3/19/17 12:07 PM, StaticSkull wrote: Is it weird to wanna pet your girlfriend?
We both enjoy it
It means you like yiff

No i don't

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-03-23 05:56:27


gg this turned from dating advice from horny virgins to a yiff appreciation crew.

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-03-23 09:27:15


At 3/23/17 05:56 AM, Gutnacht wrote: dating advice from horny virgins

Pathetic attempt at humor at the expense of people you know nothing about -- you're either an apathetic troll or one of the twats from General. Not much difference in either case. Boring!

As for those of you frequenting the crew, figured I'd post a happy little update. By August this year, @littlemisfortune and I will have been together two years, living together on and off as school and life in general permits. Been pretty sweet. Hopefully can get a house together one of these days.

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-03-23 09:38:46


At 3/23/17 09:27 AM, EDM364 wrote:
At 3/23/17 05:56 AM, Gutnacht wrote: dating advice from horny virgins
Pathetic attempt at humor at the expense of people you know nothing about -- you're either an apathetic troll or one of the twats from General. Not much difference in either case. Boring!

As for those of you frequenting the crew, figured I'd post a happy little update. By August this year, @littlemisfortune and I will have been together two years, living together on and off as school and life in general permits. Been pretty sweet. Hopefully can get a house together one of these days.

Damn, you think so high of yourself when you're just posting about how great your relationships are. Pretty aggressive for someone who posts facebook-worthy stuff on newgrounds.

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-03-23 10:08:48 (edited 2017-03-23 10:09:10)


At 3/23/17 09:38 AM, Gutnacht wrote: Damn, you think so high of yourself when you're just posting about how great your relationships are. Pretty aggressive for someone who posts facebook-worthy stuff on newgrounds.

My relationship really is great, thank you. My fiancee and I both have tits and vaginas, and the sex is to die for. You'd be jealous if you had anything better to do than troll Clubs and Crews of all places.

Really though, I did only come here to drop that little tidbit. Was talking to @NekoMika earlier today and it reminded me of the thread. Then I saw this asshole. Most of you who know me know I love a good argument for the sake of it. Mostly I've been waiting for someone to have an actual question one of these days. I do counseling on the side.

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-14 07:12:06


Wow, I actually need advice/help..


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Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-14 09:35:41


At 4/14/17 07:12 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Wow, I actually need advice/help..

Cannot tell if serious or sarcasm. Either is welcome.

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-14 11:28:25


At 4/14/17 09:35 AM, EDM364 wrote:
At 4/14/17 07:12 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Wow, I actually need advice/help..
Cannot tell if serious or sarcasm. Either is welcome.

Serious, It's a bit of a weird one.


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Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-14 20:36:13


At 4/14/17 11:28 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Serious, It's a bit of a weird one.

Eh, I'm a weirdo. Hit me.

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-15 03:51:52


At 4/14/17 08:36 PM, EDM364 wrote:
At 4/14/17 11:28 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Serious, It's a bit of a weird one.
Eh, I'm a weirdo. Hit me.

It's kinda about our bouncy bouncy life..


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Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-15 04:03:32


At 4/15/17 03:51 AM, lumiorfo wrote: It's kinda about our bouncy bouncy life..

Unless I find out you've both been teabagging me in my sleep, I'm game. Most everyone who knows me RL or NG-wise will tell you that I'm probably the furthest thing from a shy, delicate little teacup you can find. I also happen to know a lot about... bouncy times.

Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-15 04:21:31


At 4/15/17 04:03 AM, EDM364 wrote:
At 4/15/17 03:51 AM, lumiorfo wrote: It's kinda about our bouncy bouncy life..
Unless I find out you've both been teabagging me in my sleep, I'm game. Most everyone who knows me RL or NG-wise will tell you that I'm probably the furthest thing from a shy, delicate little teacup you can find. I also happen to know a lot about... bouncy times.

Fine, So here goes. My fiancé wants a threesome and I do not. Basically I known her for quite a long time, about 6-7 years in fact. It's something she's always wanted to try, most likely for a one off. Now, a few years ago I promised her we would. However, back then I had trouble keeping my banana in my boxers. As I've got older and more mature.. I realise I just want her and nobody else. I have told her this, but she still wants to try it.

My problem occurred last week. We normally have bouncy bouncy at least once a month. So, last week we went out and came back. When we got back she told me to get the purple blanket ready, (The blanket we do bouncy bouncy on.) So, I was downstairs putting across the sofa and floor, whilst she was upstairs getting ready. I was done in a few minutes and she came down a few minutes later.. She didn't come down by herself though. She came down with Lola.

WTF.. I freaked out. After a few minutes I cooled down and had a word with my fiancé. All is good now, I think. I just don't know.


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Response to Relationship Crew 2017-04-15 17:06:02


At 4/15/17 04:21 AM, lumiorfo wrote: Fine, So here goes. My fiancé wants a threesome and I do not.

Sorry for delay. Thought I posted this yesterday.

Well, I will say three things. One, someone wanting you to do something and you not wanting to do something is a recipe for headache. The reluctant party should be respected 9/10 times. Two, it's perfectly understandable for you to have changed your mind on something, especially if you've communicated that clearly. Three, surprises are great, but surprises of this nature on top of the above -- I'd feel like an accessory to a fetish at this point and be extremely reluctant to even consider it further. This is coming from someone who had no qualms jumping head first into an orgy with my partner. No pun intended. It sounds like you two have some communication issues. My s/o and I did, but less so now.

In retrospect, that orgy didn't really work out great. My fiancee wasn't really fully onboard/okay with the entire situation of someone else touching me or enthused about anyone else touching her -- but she never said anything about it until after because she was convinced it was something I wanted to do and she'd already told everyone that she would. Now, she still gets queasy about it and it's a touchy subject. I've just more accepted that it was meh and 80% sure I don't wanna fool around with another mixed group again because I got bored.

Now, you figure out which one of us you would be in the same situation, and that's probably going to be your experience if you somehow are convinced to do the deed. I'm not saying you shouldn't, but I'd definitely recommend you and she talk about it openly and constructively, i.e. not argue. Try to assess how important the issue is to her, why she wants to do it, why you don't want to do it, etc., and also why she evidently thought surprising you into having some other woman in bed with you both was a good idea when you haven't wanted it.