I would like to join.
I will be Mistress Enzo. I am of aristocratic blood and am married to a Chinese prince named Stevie Chong. Unfortunately our relationship has met widespread disapproval in our respective families with the unresolved political tension between the two countries and my family occupying a disputed island, furthermore his rightful position in his home country is not recognised by the charlatans in government and this has complicated our plans together; as you can see his emigrating to my family's empire is out of the question, while any future together in his homeland would be unfitting for a lady of my status.
I was a straight A student in Oxford College of Medicine and I often visit the peasant settlements in the area in my doctor uniform, helping treat the sick.
My bust is DD but my figure is otherwise slight. On my visits to the peasant towns the men faun over me and make a big fuss and it is always embarrassing for me.
Anyway, shouldn't we elect a leader?