At 7/30/04 06:20 AM, -Mr_Reaper- wrote:
of course we all know whos going to win *shifty eyes*
* slips Tom a $5, he declines
"ok so you want to play hardball"
*slips Tom a $20, he declines
"God Dammit!, heres my final offer"
*slips Tom $100, he declines
" I didnt want to have to go here but youve forced me to"
*flashes Tom a little skin, Toms face lights up like a candle
/ Tom now has the shifty eyes, hands -Mr_Reaper- an unlabeled brown package
*shifty eyes, slips the package into trenchcoat, and walks gallantly away from the scene
A little while later while walking down the street, Im mugged by an anonymous NG User, although I have a sneaking suspicion that it is DirtySyko, Im not quite sure what clued me in, maybe it was the long sexy hair hanging out the bottom of the ski mask, but luckily I overpower him with my stench of complete and total awesomeness *punches anonymous NG user in the colon
I walk down the road a little furthur, and there he is "Bedn" being gay at all the wrong times as usual, (he reminded me of the guy from Willy Wonka, who kept on trying to steal the secret formula to exerlasting gobstoppers) He asked me to give him a copy of alien hominid, but I said no, and kicked him in the balls, and ran all the way home, opened the box, and I bet you guessed what was inside,
it was........................................................................
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Pube muppit,
I was so pissed that I went off and flailed my arms around a lot while I ran in circles and cried, I cried for hours, I cried so much that the water from my tears drownefd that damn pupe muppet, since he doesnt have any arms, his last words were "What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?........Gargle.............choke...........wheeze........agggggg......
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*silence"
The End,
now what were we talking about again?