Why sperm smells like bleach??!!?!?
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At 7/21/04 02:06 AM, lar_jarse wrote:At 7/21/04 01:49 AM, xburtonx wrote:He is l33t... I dont care what level he is... You just got PWND by a 1337 b31n6At 7/21/04 01:44 AM, XVII wrote: ....Why the hell are you sniffng your own sperm?wow thats quite an original question.
bother reading other posts first to see if your question has already been asked buddy? or maybe even answered (which it has, multiple times)
woohoo!! well i didnt really understand that with the intensely confusing combonation of letters and numbers mixed together to make words.. but yeah im hopin that was a compliment directed towards myself.. woohoo! :) thank you
At 7/21/04 02:09 AM, Nicko9y wrote:At 7/21/04 01:15 AM, -el_asesino- wrote: Why do you smell your sperm?So so very Owned.
why did you quote him? I made the comment first >:(
anyways, this topic is really getting out of control, and funnier all the while. :D I was rofl for a good couple of minutes there.
mine smells like my girlfriends pussy. i have no clue why.
At 7/21/04 02:14 AM, jshmoe wrote: mine smells like my girlfriends pussy. i have no clue why.
that may smell like clams...
At 7/21/04 01:13 AM, -WaRgAsM- wrote: i have never figure that out Why ?!?!??!??!
Why are you smelling it anyway?
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because bleach kills kittens, and each time you masturbate, god kills a kitten
And i'm guessing this is a new fetish eh?
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I WILL CLOSE THIS CASE!!! WE ALL KNOW IT SMELLS LIKE...
FISH!
At 7/21/04 02:07 AM, R-Jay wrote:At 7/21/04 02:05 AM, lar_jarse wrote: Your absolutely right... One of my dicksucking slutty friends says it smells like "pool water" I.E. CHLORINE.Does that mean we're swimming in cum? Hm, sick but sexually arousing also....
lol, arousal bar rising.
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At 7/21/04 01:13 AM, -WaRgAsM- wrote: i have never figure that out Why ?!?!??!??!
At 7/21/04 01:15 AM, -el_asesino- wrote: Why do you smell your sperm?
duh, like when i get a facial it's like all over my face and under my nose. how can you not smell it!
*note* my profile says that i'm a man but i'm a hot 24 year old chick. real hot. so don't feel shy if that comment i made turns you on
I dunno it was the chosen scent by god.
At 7/21/04 01:14 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:At 7/21/04 01:14 AM, GoldenClock wrote: Because God wants you to be confused about SOMETHING.lol. I'm confused why you're smelling sperm in the first place.
totally 100% true, wtf is wrong with you?! smelling sperm?!
At 7/21/04 01:13 AM, -WaRgAsM- wrote: i have never figure that out Why ?!?!??!??!
Why does the sun come up? <Insert Sean Connery quote>
Failgrounds.
At 6/21/05 12:22 PM, jackassunit5 wrote: next topic
how does sperm taste
No.
Failgrounds.
At 6/21/05 12:16 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote:At 7/21/04 01:13 AM, -WaRgAsM- wrote: i have never figure that out Why ?!?!??!??!Why does the sun come up? <Insert Sean Connery quote>
"If I'll have to slap a woman I will!"-Connery
Yes I know it's not appropriate.
with what do you clean your dick?
At 6/21/05 01:34 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Complete with siren noises in the background. Nice. Also Nightfreak And The SOns Of Becker, limited edition my ass!
I feel we are heading off topic here...
Failgrounds.
At 6/21/05 01:36 PM, Gothika_47 wrote: with what do you clean your dick?
With Russkii Standard Platinum Edition Wodka.
Ti Russkii?
bleach? You have weird sperm man...
At 6/21/05 10:04 AM, AEA2 wrote: I WILL CLOSE THIS CASE!!! WE ALL KNOW IT SMELLS LIKE...
FISH!
He's fucking right it smells like fish.
At 7/21/04 01:14 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:At 7/21/04 01:14 AM, GoldenClock wrote: Because God wants you to be confused about SOMETHING.lol. I'm confused why you're smelling sperm in the first place.
Why not?
Dose your sperm smell like bleach?
At 6/21/05 09:56 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: YOu must be drinking too much bleach, they don't smell similar to me. I should know, I had a tub of bleach spill over me on an nightshift once.
seriously: that must suck.
but you know what questions me more: why are there trees that smell like sperm at a certain time of the year. yes it's the time of the year again where "sperm trees" unleash their wonderfull smell. whats up with that?
At 7/21/04 01:13 AM, -WaRgAsM- wrote: i have never figure that out Why ?!?!??!??!
WTF?
At 7/21/04 01:16 AM, BareNakedMike wrote: you smell your own sperm? damn your not eating it too are you?
Man, and I thought I was weird.
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