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WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns

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Theory: women are inherently bad


Evidence: I don't like women


If you can flip the roles of your argument and it sounds freakishly outlandish, chances are that your original argument is outlandish.


please help. thank you.


Not all women are demons, but all succubi are women


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 20:02:42


i always suspected there was something deeply wrong with me, this theory wraps that all up quite nicely thank you game theory!


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 20:03:06


At 5/22/22 08:02 PM, whimsical-wife wrote: i always suspected there was something deeply wrong with me, this theory wraps that all up quite nicely thank you game theory!


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please help. thank you.

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 20:04:54


At 5/22/22 08:03 PM, Mistman7 wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:02 PM, whimsical-wife wrote: i always suspected there was something deeply wrong with me, this theory wraps that all up quite nicely thank you game theory!
Aaaaaaaand cut


nice, this should get us trending as well as fetch a few million views. just make sure to put enough red circles and arrows in the thumbnail


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 20:19:51


Think about it.


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 20:20:39


what if woman are fat?


I'm a psycho who will kill you at the drop of a hat. and hats drop easy in this fucked up world.

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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 20:49:57


At 5/22/22 08:20 PM, Homicide wrote: what if woman are fat?


what if woman is a bat

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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 20:51:56


At 5/22/22 08:49 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: what if woman is a bat


gross


I'm a psycho who will kill you at the drop of a hat. and hats drop easy in this fucked up world.

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At 5/22/22 08:51 PM, Homicide wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:49 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: what if woman is a bat
gross


im not a furry but...

i would slam my erect penis into this anthropomorphic cartoon bat's asshole


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 21:03:46


who hurt you


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 21:07:39


You know what is demonic. Being unrecognizable

King of California

I mean, this was just sad good horror story

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-22 21:11:32


girlfriend from fnf is a demon so hey what i can i say


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-23 10:18:23


At 5/22/22 08:04 PM, SmugMeishu wrote:
At 5/22/22 07:56 PM, Mistman7 wrote: Theory: women are inherently bad

Evidence: I don't like women

If you can flip the roles of your argument and it sounds freakishly outlandish, chances are that your original argument is outlandish.
What about femboys


Femboys are by definition boys.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-23 17:52:57


At 5/23/22 10:22 AM, SmugMeishu wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:51 PM, Homicide wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:49 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: what if woman is a bat
gross
Bat=coronavirus


Coronavirus = good.


So is bat good?



please help. thank you.

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-23 21:14:17


At 5/22/22 08:01 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Not all women are demons, but all succubi are women


A male succubi is called an Incubus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus


Good times good times good times good times

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-23 21:53:55


At 5/23/22 09:14 PM, SecretBoxFox wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:01 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Not all women are demons, but all succubi are women
A male succubi is called an Incubus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus


Succubus because she succ

Incubus because he go in you


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-23 22:26:51


At 5/23/22 09:14 PM, SecretBoxFox wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:01 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Not all women are demons, but all succubi are women
A male succubi is called an Incubus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus


Not all men are demons but all ibcubi are men


hello


At 5/22/22 07:56 PM, Mistman7 wrote: Theory: women are inherently bad

Evidence: I don't like women

If you can flip the roles of your argument and it sounds freakishly outlandish, chances are that your original argument is outlandish.


I should be able to capture them with my COMP, then.

brb trying this out.


EDIT: Mem Aleph stole all my Macca ;_;


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PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 00:54:06


Rip and Tear


Shit

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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 03:04:11


Yup, title is correct. Women are a bunch of demons, or evil monsters, however you'd describe it.

And men are a bunch of filthy disgusting animals.

And together: we deserve eachother.

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 03:31:54


You may laugh, but real incels are actually this fucking stupid.

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 03:40:41


You've been spending alot of time in r/incels, haven't you?

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Check current mood, cool music!

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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 03:41:55


At 5/22/22 08:02 PM, whimsical-wife wrote: i always suspected there was something deeply wrong with me, this theory wraps that all up quite nicely thank you game theory!


Have you never noticed the triangular appendage on the tip of your tail? And the fact you have an extra set of 54 incisors?


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At 5/22/22 09:07 PM, Seasidehill wrote: You know what is demonic. Being unrecognizable
King of California
I mean, this was just sad good horror story


They keep remaking this scene in every Moomin show, and Moominmama always recognizes her sweet son Moomin, which breaks his curse. Honestly, whoever keeps turning Moomin into a gremlinoid is a pretty shitty spellcaster that doesn't know how to give his meek cantrips a protective coat.

They also do this in Doraemon everytime Nobita visits his grandmother: no matter how old he is she always recognizes him.


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 03:45:26


At 5/23/22 09:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 5/23/22 09:14 PM, SecretBoxFox wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:01 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Not all women are demons, but all succubi are women
A male succubi is called an Incubus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus
Succubus because she succ
Incubus because he go in you


Leviathan because he leviates over all the Tang


Check current mood, cool music!

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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 08:16:24


At 5/23/22 09:03 PM, SmugMeishu wrote:
At 5/23/22 05:52 PM, Mistman7 wrote:
At 5/23/22 10:22 AM, SmugMeishu wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:51 PM, Homicide wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:49 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: what if woman is a bat
gross
Bat=coronavirus
Coronavirus = good.

So is bat good?
No corona is awful


So.... It's good.


please help. thank you.

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 08:59:03


Lol, "what if".


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Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 10:36:09


At 5/22/22 08:01 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Not all women are demons, but all succubi are women


There's a reason succubus have succ in their name

Response to WhAt If WoMeN arE bOrN dEmOns 2022-05-24 10:46:34


At 5/24/22 10:36 AM, GabrielFPaquette wrote:
At 5/22/22 08:01 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Not all women are demons, but all succubi are women
There's a reason succubus have succ in their name


cuz they succ u iu_646074_7843618.jpg


hello