1) Weigh in at 197.something pounds on Friday
2) Lift 250 pound log from ground over my head
3) Deadlift 600 pounds
4) Win 1st place trophy
5) Wear newgrounds shirt while accepting award
Bonus: 6) Don't poop my pants while doing it
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At 10/19/21 04:56 PM, SteelChair wrote: evil fro would wear an ebaums shirt and be obese
It's not too late.
I could still do the 2nd thing.
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At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos Delight
Weighing in at 129 LBS
My goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
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At 10/19/21 05:06 PM, Fro wrote:At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos DelightMy goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Weighing in at 129 LBS
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
I've tried to gain wait through the years but no go and i feel like i eat a lot?
The High Bunny Council Awaits
1) Assemble a flat pack table
2) Drink beer
3) Overthrow Capitalism
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At 10/19/21 07:13 PM, Maltos wrote:At 10/19/21 05:06 PM, Fro wrote:I've tried to gain wait through the years but no go and i feel like i eat a lot?At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos DelightMy goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Weighing in at 129 LBS
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
You don't or you'd gain weight. The laws of thermodynamics says so. Nobody in existence defies the laws of calories in/calories out.
You are small because you eat small. Try tracking your calories across the course of the day.
You'd be surprised that you probably eat a quarter of what I eat!
I can do a few reps of 60lbs standing dumbbell shoulder press. The heaviest weight in my gym is 75lbs and my goal is to max out on shoulder press.
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2.I will go in the north pole
At 10/19/21 09:10 PM, blombluss wrote: 1) Assemble a flat pack table
2) Drink beer
3) Overthrow Capitalism
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Count me in on all 3.
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At 10/19/21 07:13 PM, Maltos wrote:At 10/19/21 05:06 PM, Fro wrote:I've tried to gain wait through the years but no go and i feel like i eat a lot?At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos DelightMy goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Weighing in at 129 LBS
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
Might be genetics. Try gaining weight through weight training.
At 10/20/21 08:11 AM, Sobolev wrote:At 10/19/21 07:13 PM, Maltos wrote:Might be genetics. Try gaining weight through weight training.At 10/19/21 05:06 PM, Fro wrote:I've tried to gain wait through the years but no go and i feel like i eat a lot?At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos DelightMy goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Weighing in at 129 LBS
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
I'm gonna look into it . .It seems like its within my genetic make up I don't eat myself as full as i can be every single time I eat but i do eat often. Idk .. how much should i be eating? I'd also like to build more muscle mass not just weight, but i kinda need the weight so i have something to convert to muscle
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1) Harvest the potatoes.
2) Work on more stupid newgrounds games.
3) Donate blood.
4) Go grocery shopping. I've been putting that off for way too long.
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At 10/20/21 08:29 AM, Maltos wrote:At 10/20/21 08:11 AM, Sobolev wrote:I'm gonna look into it . .It seems like its within my genetic make up I don't eat myself as full as i can be every single time I eat but i do eat often. Idk .. how much should i be eating? I'd also like to build more muscle mass not just weight, but i kinda need the weight so i have something to convert to muscleAt 10/19/21 07:13 PM, Maltos wrote:Might be genetics. Try gaining weight through weight training.At 10/19/21 05:06 PM, Fro wrote:I've tried to gain wait through the years but no go and i feel like i eat a lot?At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos DelightMy goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Weighing in at 129 LBS
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
So... you don't eat enough and you don't lift. And you're blaming genetic make up? Or maybe it's because you don't eat enough and don't lift lol
Sometimes that involves eating when you're full.
Sometimes it just means eating more calorie dense foods that aren't so filling.
Example, eating a cup of almonds spread out throughout the day wouldn't really add to your fullness at all. (Think 3-5 almonds every 30 minutes or so) This would also add over 800 calories to your day!
The minimum required calories recommended is 2,000 calories for normal bodily functions. I eat about twice that to maintain weight. (To not lose or gain weight, 3,700 calories)
At 10/20/21 12:29 PM, Fro wrote:At 10/20/21 08:29 AM, Maltos wrote:So... you don't eat enough and you don't lift. And you're blaming genetic make up? Or maybe it's because you don't eat enough and don't lift lolAt 10/20/21 08:11 AM, Sobolev wrote:I'm gonna look into it . .It seems like its within my genetic make up I don't eat myself as full as i can be every single time I eat but i do eat often. Idk .. how much should i be eating? I'd also like to build more muscle mass not just weight, but i kinda need the weight so i have something to convert to muscleAt 10/19/21 07:13 PM, Maltos wrote:Might be genetics. Try gaining weight through weight training.At 10/19/21 05:06 PM, Fro wrote:I've tried to gain wait through the years but no go and i feel like i eat a lot?At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos DelightMy goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Weighing in at 129 LBS
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
Sometimes that involves eating when you're full.
Sometimes it just means eating more calorie dense foods that aren't so filling.
Example, eating a cup of almonds spread out throughout the day wouldn't really add to your fullness at all. (Think 3-5 almonds every 30 minutes or so) This would also add over 800 calories to your day!
The minimum required calories recommended is 2,000 calories for normal bodily functions. I eat about twice that to maintain weight. (To not lose or gain weight, 3,700 calories)
I guess I'm far to lazy to count/measure my calorie intake
but i do lift, and i need to put on that weight because my body has reached a limit
but i feel adding on weight would def help me out.
I'll try to eat more and see where it goes
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At 10/19/21 05:06 PM, Fro wrote:At 10/19/21 05:01 PM, Maltos wrote: And here is Maltos DelightMy goal weight by this time next year will be 225. I'll get you on my program if you want.
Weighing in at 129 LBS
Warning, it'll be hard, you'll have to eat a lot, and you'll feel like you're dying for most of it.
The benefit? You may actually die.
When it's time it's time hmm.
Sounds like the ideal way of life! Work hard. Eat food. Feel good.
Good luck with the comp!
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At 10/19/21 04:56 PM, SteelChair wrote: evil fro would wear an ebaums shirt and be obese
Evil Fro would have a head full of hair since all of Fro's hair moved to his genitals.
At 10/19/21 04:55 PM, Fro wrote: 1) Weigh in at 197.something pounds on Friday
2) Lift 250 pound log from ground over my head
3) Deadlift 600 pounds
4) Win 1st place trophy
5) Wear newgrounds shirt while accepting award
Bonus: 6) Don't poop my pants while doing it
Dude.
What does your trophy room look like?
You probably have a walk-in closet full of them.
I mean, holy shit.
You're insane.
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Let's see, what do I want to get done?
a - Get the final round of grass cutting done before the season is over and it gets too cold.
b - Get back up to atleast 138 pounds.
I got up to 143 pounds, but then it dropped back down to 133lbs within two weeks.
I swear, I'm gonna start carrying around a messenger bag full of food.
I'll pull a box of cereal out of that thing and eat it as a snack if I need to.
I've seen people do it.
c - Learn something new.
I don't care if it's a new exercise, a fencing technique, a bit of history, how to make something, ect.
d - Buy a giant bag of oatmeal.
How do I store that without it getting exposed to moisture though?
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At 10/19/21 04:55 PM, Fro wrote: 1) Weigh in at 197.something pounds on Friday
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Weighed in at 196.6. Just needed to be under 198. Eating an entire package of spaghetti and 4 chicken breasts for dinner.
2) Lift 250 pound log from ground over my head
3) Deadlift 600 pounds
4) Win 1st place trophy
5) Wear newgrounds shirt while accepting award
Bonus: 6) Don't poop my pants while doing it
These are TBD
At 10/22/21 07:29 PM, Fro wrote:At 10/19/21 04:55 PM, Fro wrote: 1) Weigh in at 197.something pounds on Friday✔
Weighed in at 196.6. Just needed to be under 198. Eating an entire package of spaghetti and 4 chicken breasts for dinner.
2) Lift 250 pound log from ground over my head
Failed. Blacked out on my 1st attempt and had to adjust my next 2. Ended up with 230.
3) Deadlift 600 pounds
Success
4) Win 1st place trophy
Success
5) Wear newgrounds shirt while accepting award
Failed, forgot :(
These are TBD
Bonus: 6) Don't poop my pants while doing it
Success
At 10/23/21 08:23 PM, Fro wrote:Failed. Blacked out on my 1st attempt and had to adjust my next 2. Ended up with 230.2) Lift 250 pound log from ground over my head
This can be forgiven.
Failed, forgot :(5) Wear newgrounds shirt while accepting award
This cannot.
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