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worst replacement for lube?

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worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 07:14:49


I need to prank @JimmyBiscuit when i have sex on her

What should i use as lube?

My vote goes to boiled coke


Notorious internet cunt and JimmyBiscuit's boyfriend

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 07:17:52


Valentina


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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 07:21:48


Vicks.


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At 7/21/21 07:14 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: I need to prank @JimmyBiscuit when i have sex on her
What should i use as lube?


hand sanitizer


My vote goes to boiled coke

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 10:36:22


whipped cream, because sugary food can throw off a woman's ph level increasing her chances of getting a yeast infection.


Froggo is always watching.

Also, you look cute today (´,,•ω•,,)♡

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 11:37:35


At 7/21/21 10:36 AM, pudgie248 wrote: whipped cream, because sugary food can throw off a woman's ph level increasing her chances of getting a yeast infection.


that's a good tip i'll try and remember that

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 11:40:35


super glue

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 11:45:28


At 7/21/21 11:40 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: super glue


We'll be together forever


Notorious internet cunt and JimmyBiscuit's boyfriend

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 12:00:46


Liquid cheese.


People who use "lizard" as an insult, have never seen the true beauty of nature.

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 12:03:30


The worst Lube is none at all

But I suggest Egg whites


If you can read this you have Gay

call your local doctor for more information on Gay

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 12:12:10


Cactus.


You think you're getting lube. Instead you're getting a cactus shoved up there.

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 12:16:30


Tuna juice.

Bacon grease.

Crushed up crickets.

Sloppy seconds.

Spaghetti.

Blood of the innocent. You can't find any these days.

Toilet paper.

Those humidity control beads.

Peanut butter without a dog involved.

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 12:29:31


big mac sauce


you gotta break some omelettes to make some eggs yunno what im sayin?

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 13:26:02


At 7/21/21 11:45 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/21/21 11:40 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: super glue
We'll be together forever


You'll both eventually die from the backlog of piss and shit...

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 13:26:12


Tabasco or numbing gel.

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 13:27:16


At 7/21/21 11:45 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/21/21 11:40 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: super glue
We'll be together forever


Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 13:33:57


At 7/21/21 01:26 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/21/21 11:45 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/21/21 11:40 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: super glue
We'll be together forever
You'll both eventually die from the backlog of piss and shit...


bootleg human centipede


Notorious internet cunt and JimmyBiscuit's boyfriend

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 13:36:16


Liquid pumice soap. It'll clean your lewdy bits real good. And hurt like hell.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 16:04:05


boiling maple syrup


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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 17:31:57


At 7/21/21 07:14 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: I need to prank @JimmyBiscuit when i have sex on her
What should i use as lube?
My vote goes to boiled coke


oatmeal

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 17:56:07


Icy Hot.


Just another NG user.

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 18:02:12


Bleach.


At least it'll make your skin oily...

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 18:58:20


Wasabi ftw


Communicating from Microsoft Edge

Best Toon

The Worst Thread In The Galaxy

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 19:05:42


rubbing alcohol


there's an untapped market in chiliomb merchandise!

website

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 19:27:54


At 7/21/21 12:16 PM, Teddynotes wrote:


Sloppy seconds.


The splodge of another man would definitely be a deal breaker.


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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 19:28:55


Tears

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 21:35:57


Baked beans

Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-21 23:25:44


Mayo.


Your local Newgrounds fanboy and musician.

Bandcamp - Ko-fi

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-22 04:24:43


cement


i like matio

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Response to worst replacement for lube? 2021-07-22 04:31:43


Hot sauce.