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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-04 20:13:48


At 9/4/21 12:35 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes
no offence taken
i think its a compliment
thanks for your kind words


well im just glad that

rule 34 pages were

enough to please ya


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-04 23:04:22


At 9/4/21 08:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 12:35 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes
no offence taken
i think its a compliment
thanks for your kind words
well im just glad that
rule 34 pages were
enough to please ya


ah, rule 34

its a god send to mortals

best thing to exist


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-04 23:45:10


At 9/4/21 11:04 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 08:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 12:35 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes
no offence taken
i think its a compliment
thanks for your kind words
well im just glad that
rule 34 pages were
enough to please ya
ah, rule 34
its a god send to mortals
best thing to exist


well i mean there is

honest to god good shit

then the 'intense' kinks


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-05 10:17:41


At 9/4/21 11:45 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:04 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 08:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 12:35 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes
no offence taken
i think its a compliment
thanks for your kind words
well im just glad that
rule 34 pages were
enough to please ya
ah, rule 34
its a god send to mortals
best thing to exist
well i mean there is
honest to god good shit
then the 'intense' kinks


intense is my life

it is far more intresting

not fappable tho


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-05 10:25:03


At 9/5/21 10:17 AM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:45 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:04 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 08:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 12:35 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes
no offence taken
i think its a compliment
thanks for your kind words
well im just glad that
rule 34 pages were
enough to please ya
ah, rule 34
its a god send to mortals
best thing to exist
well i mean there is
honest to god good shit
then the 'intense' kinks
intense is my life
it is far more intresting
not fappable tho


i’ll be honest here

they ain’t really my style

but i can agree


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-05 10:28:58


At 9/5/21 10:25 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/5/21 10:17 AM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:45 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:04 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 08:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 12:35 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes
no offence taken
i think its a compliment
thanks for your kind words
well im just glad that
rule 34 pages were
enough to please ya
ah, rule 34
its a god send to mortals
best thing to exist
well i mean there is
honest to god good shit
then the 'intense' kinks
intense is my life
it is far more intresting
not fappable tho
i’ll be honest here
they ain’t really my style
but i can agree


understandable

glad we could find settlement

back to look at scat


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-05 11:06:04


At 9/5/21 10:28 AM, anymany wrote:
At 9/5/21 10:25 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/5/21 10:17 AM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:45 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:04 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 08:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 12:35 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes
no offence taken
i think its a compliment
thanks for your kind words
well im just glad that
rule 34 pages were
enough to please ya
ah, rule 34
its a god send to mortals
best thing to exist
well i mean there is
honest to god good shit
then the 'intense' kinks
intense is my life
it is far more intresting
not fappable tho
i’ll be honest here
they ain’t really my style
but i can agree
understandable
glad we could find settlement
back to look at scat


could not agree more

have a good day or somethin

now my time to rest


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I can see her now

On my new futon while I

Cram shoes up her ass


That was rather harsh

She had a wonderful smile

And some decent tits

Can’t believe I just typed that oh my god

Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-16 11:51:59


At 9/16/21 12:02 AM, mikeymoonbeans wrote: On my new futon while I
Cram shoes up her ass

That was rather harsh
She had a wonderful smile
And some decent tits
Can’t believe I just typed that oh my god


no need for the lube,

my bussy self lubricates

i have runny shits


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-16 22:29:24


dont tickle my balls

if you do i will just fart

fart right in your face


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-17 00:17:35


Moldy, Rotten Corpse.

Found in the river nearby

Tonight, She's my bride.

-

Her skin peels when touched,

And her scent flares up my nose,

but she tastes divine.


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-20 18:04:01


that femboy don't lie

that bussy can really squirt

right into my mouth


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-20 21:50:54


My blade glistens bright

Panic across their faces,

Blood flies with each slash.

-

Butchering brings joy,

Flay the helpless; wear their skin,

While their hearts still beat.

-

Mutilated flesh,

My desires aren't yet filled.

Viscera orgy.


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-20 22:13:14


what you know about

rolling down in the deep when

your brain goes numb you


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-25 13:05:08


in a glory hole

both positions are so fun

finna bust a nut


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-25 13:07:11


At 9/25/21 01:05 PM, anymany wrote: in a glory hole
both positions are so fun
finna bust a nut


aight but let me ask

why is rule 34 filled

with some furry porn


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-25 13:12:10


At 9/25/21 01:07 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:05 PM, anymany wrote: in a glory hole
both positions are so fun
finna bust a nut
aight but let me ask
why is rule 34 filled
with some furry porn


creative furries,

see a character they like

recipe for porn


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-25 13:13:10


At 9/25/21 01:12 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:07 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:05 PM, anymany wrote: in a glory hole
both positions are so fun
finna bust a nut
aight but let me ask
why is rule 34 filled
with some furry porn
creative furries,
see a character they like
recipe for porn


all i can say is

well, for whatever reason

is simply put: "damn"


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-25 13:17:11


At 9/25/21 01:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:12 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:07 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:05 PM, anymany wrote: in a glory hole
both positions are so fun
finna bust a nut
aight but let me ask
why is rule 34 filled
with some furry porn
creative furries,
see a character they like
recipe for porn
all i can say is
well, for whatever reason
is simply put: "damn"


"damn that furry thicc"?

"damn that shit is really hot"?

"I'm a furry, damn"


which one is it


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-25 22:49:11


At 9/25/21 01:17 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:13 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:12 PM, anymany wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:07 PM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/25/21 01:05 PM, anymany wrote: in a glory hole
both positions are so fun
finna bust a nut
aight but let me ask
why is rule 34 filled
with some furry porn
creative furries,
see a character they like
recipe for porn
all i can say is
well, for whatever reason
is simply put: "damn"
"damn that furry thicc"?
"damn that shit is really hot"?
"I'm a furry, damn"

which one is it


come to think of it

i have no fucking clue so

so uh, it's 'neither'


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2022-02-10 01:59:23


i have a boner

must find something i can fuck

ope, i found my dog


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2022-02-10 02:00:01


sucking a big hog

i think that i know this taste

it tastes just like mom


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2022-02-19 19:02:45


Fingering my ass

I went in dry with no lube

I can't get it out

Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2022-03-04 02:32:35


Tried to suck my cock

Either my dick is too short

Or I need to stretch

Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2022-03-04 02:35:47


Please piss on my face

I want your warm pussy squirt

I'll eat your ass, too

Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2022-03-04 02:38:41


Jerkin off on coke

All the porn in the world

Couldn't get me hard

Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2022-03-22 01:34:02


piss, shit, cum and blood

coming out of my asshole

missing kidney too


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