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raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-22 16:35:53


post you shittiest, raunchiest, grossest haikus you can (while still following THE RULES)

I'll go first


in the spring and fall,

I like to jerk off to scat

my seasonal porn


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-23 22:28:29


when i scratch my ass

my two fingers start to stench

why am i like this


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fingers in his ass

kanye west, yes, he likes big

fingers in his ass


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-24 23:55:25


gargling lots of cum

makes my teeth shine pearly white

dentists recommend


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-26 01:45:03


shooting lots of ropes

late at night in solitude

my hand is a mess


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Hentai is the best

When milfs and hunks sex so hard

Naked at public


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In time and hell

I torture my favorite

Ill stay around


Wut wut


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-27 00:51:28


ureteral sounding

instructions were not so clear

fishing hook is stuck


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-27 00:53:44


wait just a second

uh well mm uh uh ah uh

who da dog doin


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It smells so damn bad

I threw it under my bed

Condom from last month


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-28 10:19:38


cock and ball torture

man i love to hit the sack

make me nut so fast


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-28 14:26:35


Dead deer on the road

Maggots writhing under skin

Give that tasty crunch


His dick in her cunt

Like the sausage in the bun

With extra mayo

Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-06-28 23:30:46


fingering my ass

little bit of shit comes out

nice little dessert


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-02 05:26:48


i sneezed really hard

little bit of shit came out

little snack for you


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-02 23:24:11


using a bidet

squirting water up my ass

finna bust a nut


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-07 10:26:46


swamp ass is real nice

extra lube and pleasant smells

nectar from the gods


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At 7/7/21 10:26 AM, anymany wrote: swamp ass is real nice
extra lube and pleasant smells
nectar from the gods


Miney mo

Catch a tiger by the toe

If he hollers let him go


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-07 13:42:45


Ugly bastards ,crime

For good fapable hentai.

Just really why this?


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belt around my neck

jerking off i passed out cold

woke up tucked in bed


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-22 23:44:28


havent done this in a while


giant jar of glass

filled my asshole, perfect fit

what is that red stuff


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-24 01:55:29


I eat raw cow meat,

I have holes in my feat,

I dance on your grave,


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-24 02:20:47


At 7/24/21 01:55 AM, DTstrick9AtakCAT wrote: I eat raw cow meat,
I have holes in my feat,
I dance on your grave,


i think your missing a syllable in the middle line


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-26 12:23:47


To love pubic hair

An acquired taste to be had

But it makes milfs hot


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-26 21:55:55


At 7/26/21 12:23 PM, Meddyboi2000 wrote: To love pubic hair
An acquired taste to be had
But it makes milfs hot


one extra syllable in the middle

i suggest : an acquired taste to have



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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-27 03:38:25


At 7/26/21 09:55 PM, anymany wrote:
At 7/26/21 12:23 PM, Meddyboi2000 wrote: To love pubic hair
An acquired taste to be had
But it makes milfs hot
one extra syllable in the middle
i suggest : an acquired taste to have


Sorry I goofed


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-07-27 22:04:13


At 7/27/21 03:38 AM, Meddyboi2000 wrote:
At 7/26/21 09:55 PM, anymany wrote:
At 7/26/21 12:23 PM, Meddyboi2000 wrote: To love pubic hair
An acquired taste to be had
But it makes milfs hot
one extra syllable in the middle
i suggest : an acquired taste to have
Sorry I goofed


you good


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-04 11:06:30


forgot about this,

let me make a quick haiku

doodoo cum and piss


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-04 11:30:55


At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss


so there’s scat and uh

no offense but a lot popped

i burnt out my eyes


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Response to raunchy,rude, gross Haikus(NSFW) 2021-09-04 12:35:10


At 9/4/21 11:30 AM, shintsukimi205 wrote:
At 9/4/21 11:06 AM, anymany wrote: forgot about this,
let me make a quick haiku
doodoo cum and piss
so there’s scat and uh
no offense but a lot popped
i burnt out my eyes


no offence taken

i think its a compliment

thanks for your kind words


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