Ask me anything and I will respond on my talkshow! If you don't ask, you'll never know!
THANKS!
I need talkshow content AMA!
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More like DVDA-Clock, amirite?
What seest thou else in the dark backward and abysm of time?
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
More like Clock DVA amirite
Is there any good (obviously long resolved) drama in the clock crew worth sharing? Has any overly ambitious clock crew neophyte ever tried to usurp StrawberryClock's seat on the throne?
What do you think of spin off groups, like, I dunno, the Soup Squad?
At 2/25/21 08:14 AM, Chdonga wrote: Is there any good (obviously long resolved) drama in the clock crew worth sharing? Has any overly ambitious clock crew neophyte ever tried to usurp StrawberryClock's seat on the throne?
Yep. Give us the dirt.
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Answer my riddles!
- Did you know that blue is a colour?
- So what’s your favourite movie?
- Do you like to ski?
- Did you know that the worlds largest porch swig is located in Nebraska?
- Who let you on the show?
- How many slices of pizza do you usually eat?
- Do you like to dance?
- What kind of cheese is your favourite kind of cheese?
- What is your favourite book?
- Do you have any 6’s?
- Did you ever try eating the yellow snow?
- Sometimes I forget to floss is there anything that you sometimes forget to do? Like brush your teeth or eat breakfast?
- Where is the TV remote?
- Do you like the Beatles?
- Out of all the different brands of toothpaste out there which one do you use?
- Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
- Where are the launch codes?
- If train A is traveling 37 mph from Illinois to Nebraska and train b is traveling at 96 mph from Cleveland to Idaho then how many apples will Suzy have left if Sarah eats 3 of them?
- Where is your car?
- Did you ever see the movie Armageddon?
- So tell me more about your ski trip to the alps.
- Do you like to eat bread?
- How are you?
- When is supper?
- Where are you going?
- Have you ever been to Spain?
- Do you ever super size your French fry’s?
- Did you eat the leftovers?
- Where is my hat?
- Do you like long walks on the beach?
- Do you like pina colatas and getting caught in the rain?
- Who are you?
- What are you doing later?
- Where is my fork?
- Do you like baseball?
- So tell me more about the time you were in Vietnam.
- Do you know the muffin man?
- How many straws can you fit in your mouth?
- Do you have the time?
- Do you remember where I put my keys?
- Do you smoke?
- When is dinner?
- What do you want be when you grow up?
- Do you ever urinate?
- Do you like mashed potatoes?
- Did you ever go to the moon?
- Do you own a gun?
- Can you pass the salt?
- Would you like some cake?
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
- Do you like to go snowboarding?
- What colour is the sky?
- What time is your soccer game?
- Do you still have that old baseball glove?
- How do you do?
- Who do you think should play the next James Bond?
- What did you say?
- Where are the Death Star plans?
- When do you think they will release the film?
- Why do they always use CGI in films?
- How many times do I have to tell you to take your shoes off before you enter the house?
- Who the hell do you think you are?
- What do you think about the thing?
- Where did I put my keys?
- When is breakfast?
- Why won’t you just buy the DVD?
- How many owls can you fit in your mouth?
- Do you ever feel like a potato?
- Did you ever try Japanese cuisine?
- Did you brush your teeth?
- Did you water the plants?
no one has successfully answered all 71 of my riddles...
At 2/25/21 07:17 AM, DVa-Clock wrote: Ask me anything and I will respond on my talkshow! If you don't ask, you'll never know!
THANKS!
One word: stories.
Have some guests to bounce off of. But have them or yourself tell hilarious stories. Self-deprecating ones are the best.
Have one guy on the soundboard playing funny noises for extra effect.
I don’t know if FCC can dictate your content but shit stories work best. Sex stories too. But never together. That crosses some line.
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At 2/25/21 11:42 AM, Mist wrote: Why are the elite lizards?
Because humans are stupid. See: you.
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It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 2/25/21 07:17 AM, DVa-Clock wrote: Ask me anything and I will respond on my talkshow! If you don't ask, you'll never know!
THANKS!
Did we forget the gravy this time?
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At 2/25/21 07:17 AM, DVa-Clock wrote: Ask me anything and I will respond on my talkshow! If you don't ask, you'll never know!
THANKS!
You can also discuss how the cure for HIV was apparently actually hidden in the movies Hellraiser IV Bloodlines, Episodes of Star Trek The Next Generation, and possibly the films Dune & The Goonies.
At 2/25/21 01:47 PM, DrunkGeckoAssBrain wrote: how do i get pussi?
Go to your local animal shelter. Ask about cats.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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Deathbed or funeral
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This is a lot of content, thank you all, keep your eyes peeled, this will be going up soon! Stayed tuned!
Here is the final product, if you want crediting for your guest contribution, drop me a message and I'll add you -
At 2/25/21 08:35 AM, thomasBaldwin wrote: Answer my riddles!
OK
Did you know that blue is a colour? No, this is new to me.
So what’s your favourite movie? Blade Runner.
Do you like to ski? No.
Did you know that the worlds largest porch swig is located in Nebraska? I did not know this.
Who let you on the show? Me, it's my show!
How many slices of pizza do you usually eat? All of them.
Do you like to dance? Does the Pope shit in the woods.
What kind of cheese is your favourite kind of cheese? Cheddar
What is your favourite book? Your diary.
Do you have any 6’s? I have 9 of them.
Did you ever try eating the yellow snow? No.
Sometimes I forget to floss is there anything that you sometimes forget to do? Like brush your teeth or eat breakfast? Sometimes I forget to hate @Little-Rena, but then I remember.
Where is the TV remote? Who the fuck watches TV anymore.
Do you like the Beatles? Yesterday.
Out of all the different brands of toothpaste out there which one do you use? Arm & Hammer
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? America.
Where are the launch codes? There never were any.
If train A is traveling 37 mph from Illinois to Nebraska and train b is traveling at 96 mph from Cleveland to Idaho then how many apples will Suzy have left if Sarah eats 3 of them? There would be 1, because she bought a pack of 4.
Where is your car? I travel by MEKA.
Did you ever see the movie Armageddon? No, is it good.
So tell me more about your ski trip to the alps. I haven't been.
Do you like to eat bread? Not really.
How are you? I pulled my back.
When is supper? 9pm
Where are you going? On the road to nowhere.
Have you ever been to Spain? No.
Do you ever super size your French fry’s? Only if it's cheaper.
Did you eat the leftovers? No, that's what my cat is for.
Where is my hat? Have you looked on your head.
Do you like long walks on the beach? No, I hate sand, it gets everywhere.
Do you like pina colatas and getting caught in the rain? I prefer Club Tropicana, the drinks are free.
Who are you? I am D.Va Clock, nice to meet you.
What are you doing later? Sleeping.
Where is my fork? Your left knee.
Do you like baseball? Nah.
So tell me more about the time you were in Vietnam. I wasn't.
Do you know the muffin man? Yes.
How many straws can you fit in your mouth? More than I would like to admit.
Do you have the time? Just now.
Do you remember where I put my keys? Right knee.
Do you smoke? No.
When is dinner? Already had it.
What do you want be when you grow up? A MEKA pilot.
Do you ever urinate? Yes, ask your mother.
Do you like mashed potatoes? No, I have teeth for a reason.
Did you ever go to the moon? I just like the stock.
Do you own a gun? I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me.
Can you pass the salt? I could, but I'm not salty right now.
Would you like some cake? Chocolate.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 420.
Do you like to go snowboarding? No.
What colour is the sky? Depends on the time of day.
What time is your soccer game? Currently postponed.
Do you still have that old baseball glove? Nah.
How do you do? Not bad.
Who do you think should play the next James Bond? Me.
What did you say? Me.
Where are the Death Star plans? Where you left them.
When do you think they will release the film? 2020.
Why do they always use CGI in films? Models break easier.
How many times do I have to tell you to take your shoes off before you enter the house? I've never been to your house.
Who the hell do you think you are? D.Va Clock.
What do you think about the thing? It's okay.
Where did I put my keys? Right knee.
When is breakfast? Tomorrow morning.
Why won’t you just buy the DVD? DVD is old school grandad.
How many owls can you fit in your mouth? 1.
Do you ever feel like a potato? No.
Did you ever try Japanese cuisine? Yes.
Did you brush your teeth? Yes.
Did you water the plants? No.
Those are the answers to all your questions!
Thank you for not telling Chdonga about Thorclock's coup last year. The Great Council of Horologium will reward you generously for this loyalty during the Great Reckoning.
At 2/26/21 04:54 PM, Pop-Tart wrote: Thank you for not telling Chdonga about Thorclock's coup last year. The Great Council of Horologium will reward you generously for this loyalty during the Great Reckoning.
I was busy doing my exercises.
At 2/26/21 07:24 PM, DamnWei wrote: Which is the worst clock game?
Any game that isn't a clock game is the worst clock game!
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
At 2/26/21 08:24 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: would you clone yourself? if so, why?
Yes, because who wouldn't want multiple D.Va Clocks!
Which game is better than a Clock game?
