Could you look a bus driver in the eyes and tell him your journeys essential?

[Curtains-Joe]

Could you look an intensive care nurse in the eyes and tell her you always keep a safe distance?

Could you look Bill Gates in the eyes and tell him you always wear a mask?

Could you look the demon headmaster in the eyes and tell him you always wash your hands?

Could you look this kitten in the eyes and tell him you put yourself under house arrest?

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

[FullOnWave]

At 2/18/21 04:09 PM, Number-2 wrote: Could you look an intensive care nurse in the eyes and tell her you always keep a safe distance?
Could you look Bill Gates in the eyes and tell him you always wear a mask?
Could you look the demon headmaster in the eyes and tell him you always wash your hands?
Could you look this kitten in the eyes and tell him you put yourself under house arrest?

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

While you may be right, I would still say yes

[Teddynotes]

And as a horrible person I can stare that kitten in its eyes as I push it into a bucket of water to witness the light fade from them. No more fresh air kittycat.

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/18/21 04:15 PM, Teddynotes wrote: And as a horrible person I can stare that kitten in its eyes as I push it into a bucket of water to witness the light fade from them. No more fresh air kittycat.

I fear you may be unmutual

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

I'm drinking an orange cream milk shake and Bill Gates sucks.

[Teddynotes]

At 2/18/21 04:18 PM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/18/21 04:15 PM, Teddynotes wrote: And as a horrible person I can stare that kitten in its eyes as I push it into a bucket of water to witness the light fade from them. No more fresh air kittycat.

I fear you may be unmutual

But not wasteful. The meat will be feasted upon.

[DamnedByFate]

Nope. I have a death wish and I can't lie.

[Prinzy2]

Could I? Yes

Would it be a lie? Also yes

[All-American-Badass]

At 2/18/21 04:09 PM, Number-2 wrote: Could you look an intensive care nurse in the eyes and tell her you always keep a safe distance?
Could you look Bill Gates in the eyes and tell him you always wear a mask?
Could you look the demon headmaster in the eyes and tell him you always wash your hands?
Could you look this kitten in the eyes and tell him you put yourself under house arrest?

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

Oh no i've been exposed as a horrible person whatever shall I do.

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/18/21 06:04 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 2/18/21 04:09 PM, Number-2 wrote: Could you look an intensive care nurse in the eyes and tell her you always keep a safe distance?
Could you look Bill Gates in the eyes and tell him you always wear a mask?
Could you look the demon headmaster in the eyes and tell him you always wash your hands?
Could you look this kitten in the eyes and tell him you put yourself under house arrest?

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

Oh no i've been exposed as a horrible person whatever shall I do.

Seek medical treatment immidiately

[All-American-Badass]

At 2/18/21 06:11 PM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/18/21 06:04 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 2/18/21 04:09 PM, Number-2 wrote: Could you look an intensive care nurse in the eyes and tell her you always keep a safe distance?
Could you look Bill Gates in the eyes and tell him you always wear a mask?
Could you look the demon headmaster in the eyes and tell him you always wash your hands?
Could you look this kitten in the eyes and tell him you put yourself under house arrest?

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

Oh no i've been exposed as a horrible person whatever shall I do.

Seek medical treatment immidiately

I gotta work tommorow. maybe later.

[Urichov]

Easily. I don't know these people.

[Peepers]

Yes, yes, no, no, yes.

[DoctorPac]

I feel threatened, judged, and attacked by this post. Are you saying I'm not a real man?

[ocoolman]

yes just yes

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/18/21 07:49 PM, DoctorPac wrote: I feel threatened, judged, and attacked by this post.

Good

[ChiralAnomaly]

I could look everyone in the eye and tell him it is collective hysteria and I have the right to do whatever I want.

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/19/21 08:29 AM, Sobolev wrote: I could look everyone in the eye and tell him it is collective hysteria and I have the right to do whatever I want.

PEOPLE WILL DIE

[ChiralAnomaly]

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/19/21 08:29 AM, Sobolev wrote: I could look everyone in the eye and tell him it is collective hysteria and I have the right to do whatever I want.

PEOPLE WILL DIE

Old farts who don't have much life ahead probably will. So technically you are not wrong.

[DamnedByFate]

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Number-2 wrote: PEOPLE WILL DIE

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/19/21 10:03 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Number-2 wrote: PEOPLE WILL DIE

You are a strange person

[DamnedByFate]

At 2/19/21 10:05 AM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/19/21 10:03 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Number-2 wrote: PEOPLE WILL DIE

You are a strange person

Life is not a gift but a burden, and clinging to it is mad.

By the way, the Bill Gates question gets a resounding "no" because Billy would probably charge me broke for the look alone.

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/19/21 10:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 2/19/21 10:05 AM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/19/21 10:03 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Number-2 wrote: PEOPLE WILL DIE

You are a strange person

Life is not a gift but a burden, and clinging to it is mad.

By the way, the Bill Gates question gets a resounding "no" because Billy would probably charge me broke for the look alone.

you are still a strange person

[SatanBrain]

At 2/18/21 04:09 PM, Number-2 wrote: Could you look an intensive care nurse in the eyes and tell her you always keep a safe distance?

Yes, I can lie.

Could you look Bill Gates in the eyes and tell him you always wear a mask?

See above.

Could you look the demon headmaster in the eyes and tell him you always wash your hands?

See above.

Could you look this kitten in the eyes and tell him you put yourself under house arrest?

See above.

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

What of it?

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/19/21 10:52 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

What of it?

[SatanBrain]

At 2/19/21 10:56 AM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/19/21 10:52 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

NO YOU COULDN'T YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

What of it?

Vaccine.

[DamnedByFate]

At 2/19/21 10:16 AM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/19/21 10:14 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 2/19/21 10:05 AM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/19/21 10:03 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Number-2 wrote: PEOPLE WILL DIE

You are a strange person

Life is not a gift but a burden, and clinging to it is mad.

By the way, the Bill Gates question gets a resounding "no" because Billy would probably charge me broke for the look alone.

you are still a strange person

Just in different ways.

[Gimmick]

No, because I've not seen any of them in quite a while. No traveling, no bus driver to see; no medical visits, no nurses to see; not rich enough, no bill gates to see; no cats, no kitten to see.

But yes, I can tell this hypothetical kitty that I've put myself under house arrest.

[Gimmick]

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Sobolev wrote:

At 2/19/21 08:32 AM, Number-2 wrote:

At 2/19/21 08:29 AM, Sobolev wrote: I could look everyone in the eye and tell him it is collective hysteria and I have the right to do whatever I want.

PEOPLE WILL DIE

Old farts who don't have much life ahead probably will. So technically you are not wrong.

I look forward to you offing yourself in your middle age.

What's that? Life suddenly becomes worth living only when you become old?

[Curtains-Joe]

At 2/19/21 02:28 PM, Gimmick wrote: No, because I've not seen any of them in quite a while. No traveling, no bus driver to see; no medical visits, no nurses to see; not rich enough, no bill gates to see; no cats, no kitten to see.

But you have seen the demon hedmaster!