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Your Last Request 2021-01-24 01:06:20


As real life seems to just love throwing a "screw you" at folks randomly much to many a person's chagrin, may be a good idea to get this out of the way early am I right?


Anyways, when it's your turn to die, by that I mean at the time of your death you're aware it's coming soon, what would you want your last request to be? Assuming of course the folks you tell it to aren't heartless bastards (if you're not with family at the time) and are actually willing to fulfill it.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 01:12:00


Send my remains to outer space.


Regular updates on tropical cyclones

I mainly focus on WPac and NATL basin.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 01:31:06


Finish my unfinished projects. The art files, animations, audio endeavors, books, and my graphic novel series.


It would be hilarious or touching or cool to see what happens with them.


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 01:35:55


My last request would be for 10 more requests.


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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 01:40:59


At 1/24/21 01:35 AM, Zymbot wrote: My last request would be for 10 more requests.


Those 10 requests won't work if you don't live to say them...

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 02:27:33 (edited 2021-01-24 02:34:35)


I would like someone to play the song that plays in the movie "Gladiator" when Maximus Decimus Meridius dies and is re-united with his beautiful wife and family on the other side.


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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 04:48:56


Browser history... erase it... from existence...

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 04:57:39


My last request is i don't want to die a virgin


Floating in space

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 05:05:02


Let me post on the BBS one more time.


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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 06:18:07


At 1/24/21 01:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Assuming of course the folks you tell it to aren't heartless bastards (if you're not with family at the time)


My family are the most heartless bastards I know. I wouldn't want any of them around, and my friends have instructions to only inform them after they've disposed of my body.


Also:


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 09:02:14


At 1/24/21 06:18 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/24/21 01:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Assuming of course the folks you tell it to aren't heartless bastards (if you're not with family at the time)
My family are the most heartless bastards I know. I wouldn't want any of them around, and my friends have instructions to only inform them after they've disposed of my body.

Also:


"video unavailable - this video is not available"


Darn YouTube....

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 09:36:34


At 1/24/21 09:02 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: "video unavailable - this video is not available"

Darn YouTube....


OK, then without the song:


NO GRAVE BUT THE SEA!


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

Sig by Decky.

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 09:48:53


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😡 lol.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 10:00:20


If i ever had a son my last request I guess would be for them finish series or movies I didn't get to finish in life, like for them to watch the ending of Berserk for me.


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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 10:18:39


Cremation so I don’t come back as zombie


I’m not A Role good model

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 10:21:19


wipe everything. don't just delete files, physically destroy my hard drives and make sure data cannot be recovered.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 11:03:09


"Microwave my computer and see what happens lol"

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 13:01:35


taxidermise me, fixing me eternally into some wildly inappropriate gesture, and use me to block the door to the prime minister's office

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 13:42:22


At 1/24/21 01:01 PM, Urichov wrote: taxidermise me, fixing me eternally into some wildly inappropriate gesture, and use me to block the door to the prime minister's office


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You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

Sig by Decky.

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 13:49:24


I would like to be drawn & quartered. I want my final act on this mortal coil to be knowing just how much that stings.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-24 17:05:45


At 1/24/21 04:57 AM, COOLZONE17500 wrote: My last request is i don't want to die a virgin


So you going for the "fucked to death" ending.

Good way to go out.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 01:43:21


At 1/24/21 04:48 AM, Hellzingg wrote: Browser history... erase it... from existence...


All that informs us is that you have something to hide.


What would be seen if we stared into the abyss?


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 01:47:59


"Finish my shitty weeb ideas. Make them good. I have so many original-character-do-not-steal that they all need a good home. A good story. Please child... give them a good story."


BLM | ANTIFA

Life's a performance, so give it your all like it's your last show.

What to listen to next?

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 07:40:29


At 1/24/21 10:21 AM, quarantineROT wrote: wipe everything. don't just delete files, physically destroy my hard drives and make sure data cannot be recovered.


You must've done some serious shit.


This game sucks turkey dick!

Best Toon

The Worst Thread In The Galaxy

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 08:58:26 (edited 2021-01-25 09:13:54)


At 1/25/21 01:43 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 1/24/21 04:48 AM, Hellzingg wrote: Browser history... erase it... from existence...
All that informs us is that you have something to hide.

What would be seen if we stared into the abyss?


Probably taboo porn. That's usually the reason for one wanting their browser history to be gone. By that I mean any porn period would be taboo if you don't want certain people to find out about it, like for example one's boss.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 09:07:29


Stick me in a room filled with helium and let me die playing my favorite video game.

Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 09:42:39


hang my adoptive dad in his little office

slit my adoptive mothers throat open

impale my grandfather cannibal holocaust style

give me real mom a billion dollars


YouTube (Commentary/Gaming)

Wegra is my hunky daddy

BLM|Antifa

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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 13:48:39


I want to go space before I die but if I'm going to die I'll want to exit the ship and drift away see how far I can get


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Response to Your Last Request 2021-01-25 17:38:42


Bury me with my money

https://youtu.be/N1eNW7GG_Q8


im a loser baby so why dont you freak me