I had a daydream at work today where a cop pulled me over and then ordered me out of the car and patted me down. Then he grabbed my tits and said "I can write you a ticket or we can work it out"
I worked it out.
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Response to What’s the Sexiest thing you can think of? 2021-01-13 21:29:55 (edited 2021-01-13 21:34:00)
At 1/13/21 08:41 PM, DistractedDuck wrote: hypothetical Ben Shapiro as furry or guy who reminds me of Ben Shapiro wearing a fursuit
This image in particular.
Okay let’s say hypothetically Ben Shapiro was a furry would his followers and people still follow and respect him
I’m not A Role good model
I made a bathtub full of slime with metamucil one time. Teenage hormones got me into some weird shit when my parents were on vacation.
magical idol harem isekai. kickstart it, TRIGGER!
im a loser baby so why dont you freak me
At 1/8/21 08:34 PM, UggoSonno wrote: No Wegras or Fros please that’s too obvious.
I’ll start this masterpiece or mess
Boobieeerrmmmm I mean bottles that’s what I mean....
Seeing myself then having a date together.
Then casually rip each other apart after.
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At 1/13/21 08:23 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:At 1/8/21 10:50 PM, SevenSeizeHasCookies wrote: Every single member of newgroundsincluding fart boy and the newgrounds nonce?
They might be good-looking even if they weren't good-posting.
I, on the other hand, am neither.
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At 1/14/21 11:33 AM, kidray76 wrote: @Malachy nipples
Thats right, mal, until you open up about your nipples, this happens.
@fro with me.
This is literally all we've been thinking about since Malachy lied to us and said he would answer anything.
At 1/14/21 10:47 AM, Kieran wrote: @tekuho's character Tammy
No user "tekuho" exists in our system.
im a loser baby so why dont you freak me
This patch I got in the mail today is pretty sexy, I think.
Whole day I'm fucking busy, only get a few money
Fluffy animal ears and wings
At 1/14/21 02:53 PM, DamnWei wrote:At 1/14/21 10:47 AM, Kieran wrote: @tekuho's character Tammy
I checked after i typed it
Response to What’s the Sexiest thing you can think of? 2021-01-15 08:42:19 (edited 2021-01-15 08:42:27)
A womans clitoris in my butthole.
I regret opening this forum. *retching sounds* And I thought my kinks were strange!
I could name a sexy thing. But I rather show
Words are so much more than words
At 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather show
Pass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
I’m not A Role good model
At 1/15/21 03:16 PM, UggoSonno wrote:At 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather showPass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
I wasn't gonna do it. Only to the right people
Words are so much more than words
At 1/15/21 03:24 PM, Fersto wrote:At 1/15/21 03:16 PM, UggoSonno wrote:I wasn't gonna do it. Only to the right peopleAt 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather showPass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
Thank goodness no nude flashing thank goodness that got out though
I’m not A Role good model
At 1/15/21 03:26 PM, UggoSonno wrote:At 1/15/21 03:24 PM, Fersto wrote:Thank goodness no nude flashing thank goodness that got out thoughAt 1/15/21 03:16 PM, UggoSonno wrote:I wasn't gonna do it. Only to the right peopleAt 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather showPass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
What's your story, stranger? Who hurt you?
Words are so much more than words
At 1/15/21 03:28 PM, Fersto wrote:At 1/15/21 03:26 PM, UggoSonno wrote:What's your story, stranger? Who hurt you?At 1/15/21 03:24 PM, Fersto wrote:Thank goodness no nude flashing thank goodness that got out thoughAt 1/15/21 03:16 PM, UggoSonno wrote:I wasn't gonna do it. Only to the right peopleAt 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather showPass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
No one did I just don’t want strangers nudes
I’m not A Role good model
At 1/15/21 03:41 PM, UggoSonno wrote:At 1/15/21 03:28 PM, Fersto wrote:No one did I just don’t want strangers nudesAt 1/15/21 03:26 PM, UggoSonno wrote:What's your story, stranger? Who hurt you?At 1/15/21 03:24 PM, Fersto wrote:Thank goodness no nude flashing thank goodness that got out thoughAt 1/15/21 03:16 PM, UggoSonno wrote:I wasn't gonna do it. Only to the right peopleAt 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather showPass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
Sometimes a stranger can be the sexiest thing...
But I guess that's just me
Words are so much more than words
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At 1/15/21 03:41 PM, UggoSonno wrote:At 1/15/21 03:28 PM, Fersto wrote:No one did I just don’t want strangers nudesAt 1/15/21 03:26 PM, UggoSonno wrote:What's your story, stranger? Who hurt you?At 1/15/21 03:24 PM, Fersto wrote:Thank goodness no nude flashing thank goodness that got out thoughAt 1/15/21 03:16 PM, UggoSonno wrote:I wasn't gonna do it. Only to the right peopleAt 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather showPass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
So, you want to see my hooters?
You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!
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At 1/15/21 06:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 1/15/21 03:41 PM, UggoSonno wrote:So, you want to see my hooters?At 1/15/21 03:28 PM, Fersto wrote:No one did I just don’t want strangers nudesAt 1/15/21 03:26 PM, UggoSonno wrote:What's your story, stranger? Who hurt you?At 1/15/21 03:24 PM, Fersto wrote:Thank goodness no nude flashing thank goodness that got out thoughAt 1/15/21 03:16 PM, UggoSonno wrote:I wasn't gonna do it. Only to the right peopleAt 1/15/21 03:09 PM, Fersto wrote: I could name a sexy thing. But I rather showPass no no thanks nein no I’d rather take news flash than genital flash
I prefer tits and boobies.
im a loser baby so why dont you freak me
At 1/16/21 08:20 PM, DamnWei wrote: I prefer tits and boobies.
Show me those tits and boobies and I'll show you my woodpecker.
At 1/16/21 09:07 PM, ZincUntainted wrote:At 1/16/21 08:20 PM, DamnWei wrote: I prefer tits and boobies.Show me those tits and boobies and I'll show you my woodpecker.
im a loser baby so why dont you freak me
At 1/16/21 10:34 PM, DamnWei wrote:At 1/16/21 09:07 PM, ZincUntainted wrote:At 1/16/21 08:20 PM, DamnWei wrote: I prefer tits and boobies.Show me those tits and boobies and I'll show you my woodpecker.
