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🐒🐵NEW MONKEY DISCOVERED!!! 🙈🙉
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At 12/25/20 12:56 PM, UggoSonno wrote:
No monkey? REEEEEE’
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At 11/17/20 08:21 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/scientists-discover-new-species-monkey-critically-endangered-popa-langur-myanmar/
Somebody tell Karl Pilkington:
"Scientists just discovered a new species of monkey — but it is already critically endangered.
"Scientists have recently discovered a new species of monkey living on an extinct volcano in Myanmar — but they say the primates are already "critically endangered."
"The species, newly named Popa langur for their home on the sacred pilgrimage site Mount Popa, joins 512 other known species of primates around the world. But researchers say they face extinction, estimating there are only 200-260 of them left. "
---One of the monkey elders was over 100-years old, holy crap.---
"A team of international researchers made the discovery after examining the skin and skull of an over 100-year-old monkey from Myanmar at the London Natural History Museum. They compared its genetics to closely related species, finding unique features including larger molars and an elongated skull."
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BUT THERE IS HOPE FOR THE NEW MONKEY
"Luckily, the largest population of Popa langurs is located in an area that is already sacred and protected. But researchers are calling on international agencies to reclassify the species from Endangered to Critically Endangered.
"We hope that the naming of the species will help in its conservation," Roberto said. "The hope is that by giving this species the scientific status and notoriety it merits, there will be even more concerted efforts in protecting this area and the few other remaining populations."
Look at where these monkeys live! They are obviously doing quite well. I bet the monkey king lives in the palace on top, and there are no stairs or ladders for only monkeys may climb up and enter the Monkey Temple. And if humans try to get cute and enter the top with helicopters, they stuff bananas in their exhaust ports.
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please help. thank you.
At 11/17/20 08:59 PM, EternalJudge wrote: But nothing in there says anything about how tasty they are grilled or how they make really nice hats.
Good thing I got my lawnmower for christmas!
Prepare for primitive revenge, scumfuck!
please help. thank you.
At 12/25/20 01:01 PM, UggoSonno wrote:At 12/25/20 01:00 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote:But the monk is holding the keyAt 12/25/20 12:56 PM, UggoSonno wrote:No monkey? REEEEEE’
Oh....*monkey thinking*
*wanders off*
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Hmmm... does monkey meat taste good? It certainly doesn't taste like bananas, that much I know for sure.
At 12/27/20 01:12 AM, Zymbot wrote: This snake will eat that monkey. 🐍
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/12/26/world/new-snake-species-trnd-scn/index.html
Dat a snake in your fur Mr. Monkey or are you happy to see me?
More monkeyshines from me: watch this monke fail like 5 dexterity saves in a row
edit: wow this formatting looks bad, I apologize
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OH SHIT WHAT??!?!!
HOW MANY ASSES DOES IT HAVE?
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That's totally bananas.
No, I'm not sorry.
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At 1/24/21 10:17 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
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