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Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:03:06


And I can't handle motion sickness. Please help me!


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:07:30


mabye get some real life experience and get on a real boat so you're not such a pleb


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:18:37


I can pick you up on my spaceship, and you won't get motion sickness from my stable ship *hits pilot area*


Oh shit!


*crashes*


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:25:03


Boats aren’t that bad unless they’re going at unusual speed


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:30:41


At 11/17/20 04:25 PM, UggoSonno wrote: Boats aren’t that bad unless they’re going at unusual speed


THE BOAT'S SPEEDOMETER IS 150 MPH


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:31:24


nd jumping


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:33:37


At 11/17/20 04:31 PM, Samuka31 wrote: nd jumping


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:49:28


At 11/17/20 04:18 PM, ZomAlien wrote: I can pick you up on my spaceship, and you won't get motion sickness from my stable ship *hits pilot area*

Oh shit!

*crashes*


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:56:14


At 11/17/20 04:49 PM, GotDamnitWegra wrote:
At 11/17/20 04:18 PM, ZomAlien wrote: I can pick you up on my spaceship, and you won't get motion sickness from my stable ship *hits pilot area*

Oh shit!

*crashes*


Gawddamn u, wade.


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 16:58:45



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Life's a performance, so give it your all like it's your last show.

Which of these 316 artists should I listen to?

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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 18:43:39


At 11/17/20 04:03 PM, GotDamnitWegra wrote: And I can't handle motion sickness. Please help me!


This is what rum is for.


At 11/17/20 04:07 PM, Mist wrote: mabye get some real life experience and get on a real boat so you're not such a pleb


You've never been on a real boat either, you filthy landlubber.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 18:53:43


At 11/17/20 04:18 PM, ZomAlien wrote: I can pick you up on my spaceship, and you won't get motion sickness from my stable ship *hits pilot area*

Oh shit!

*crashes*


*Watches from the clouds*

Hahaha! What a silly alien!


This game sucks turkey dick!

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For the love of GOD don't click on this!

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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 18:53:59


Being on a boat is fun and I already experienced being on a boat


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 19:22:34


At 11/17/20 06:53 PM, Deity-Donkus wrote:
At 11/17/20 04:18 PM, ZomAlien wrote: I can pick you up on my spaceship, and you won't get motion sickness from my stable ship *hits pilot area*

Oh shit!

*crashes*
*Watches from the clouds*
Hahaha! What a silly alien!


Watches from clouds?


How the hel-


Oh right: Deity


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 20:21:44


Go to the bottom of it and drill a hole until water comes through.

The boat will stop moving eventually. You're welcome.

Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 21:29:38


At 11/17/20 04:18 PM, ZomAlien wrote: I can pick you up on my spaceship, and you won't get motion sickness from my stable ship *hits pilot area*

Oh shit!

*crashes*


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I put an african elephant in my fridge but I don't know how to get it out...

I'm usually over here.

Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-17 21:53:00


Tell everyone to stand still so the boat doesn't shake anymore iu_195916_7544488.png

Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-18 07:11:45


I hope you can swim.

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I mainly focus on WPac and NATL basin.

Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-18 13:30:28


motorboat my titties


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-18 13:40:04


At 11/18/20 01:30 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: motorboat my titties


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You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 03:22:08


At 11/18/20 07:11 AM, Sobolev wrote: I hope you can swim.


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 03:43:25


cmon man, get a life. a lifeboat

Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 04:07:30


At 11/22/20 03:43 AM, AnEvilHeat wrote: cmon man, get a life. a lifeboat


There is no lifeboat


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 04:12:24


At 11/22/20 04:07 AM, GotDamnitWegra wrote:
At 11/22/20 03:43 AM, AnEvilHeat wrote: cmon man, get a life. a lifeboat
There is no lifeboat


oh, well.... SWIM SWIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP*

Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 04:13:39


At 11/22/20 04:12 AM, AnEvilHeat wrote: oh, well.... SWIM SWIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP*


I don't know how to swim


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 04:16:21


At 11/22/20 04:13 AM, GotDamnitWegra wrote:
At 11/22/20 04:12 AM, AnEvilHeat wrote: oh, well.... SWIM SWIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP* *MICROWAVE BEEP*
I don't know how to swim


then stay on the boat then

Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 04:26:25


At 11/22/20 04:16 AM, AnEvilHeat wrote: then stay on the boat then


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 09:38:04


At 11/22/20 03:22 AM, GotDamnitWegra wrote:
At 11/18/20 07:11 AM, Sobolev wrote: I hope you can swim.


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 09:43:17


ok so nobody saved me and now my color changed


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Response to Help I'm on a boat! 2020-11-22 11:10:05


At 11/22/20 09:43 AM, GotDamnitWegra wrote: ok so nobody saved me and now my color changed


Update: The boat is heading towards an iceberg


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