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2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition!

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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-10-25 21:45:17


At 10/25/20 07:57 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: ODB insists he can't catch COVID.

That's not the only thing he can't catch.


He is playing for Cleveland, which drains even the best of talents into mediocrity, unless you’re LeBron James, and even he left there twice. Now OBJ left with a knee injury, and who know how long he’ll be out, probably should’ve traded him when you had the chance, Browns.


Also, the Cowboys are now a piece of shit team for not having Andy Dalton’s back when he got concussed.


Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-10-26 18:47:17


Hey @olskoo:


Can you get Matthew Berry to hire me? My Raccoons Squad is just too damn good in fantasy.


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Should I even bother taking time out of my Sunday to watch an incredibly competent Tennessee Titans team murder my Bengals today?


🤔


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At 11/1/20 12:21 PM, ZJ wrote: Should I even bother taking time out of my Sunday to watch an incredibly competent Tennessee Titans team murder my Bengals today?

🤔


Ended up listening to the game on the radio while doing other stuff and, holy shit, is that even the same offensive line from the last Bengals few games? Cincy actually looks solid today.


24-7 in the 4th quarter. Please don’t bungle this Zac Taylor.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-01 17:06:13


At 10/18/20 01:07 PM, SevenSeize4President wrote: But here's a pretty female with whom you can reproduce sexually.


But I don't have a penis!

Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-01 18:33:13


At 11/1/20 05:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 10/18/20 01:07 PM, SevenSeize4President wrote: But here's a pretty female with whom you can reproduce sexually.
But I don't have a penis!


We can borrow someone else's!


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-01 21:14:45


So, the Bengals can actually hold on to a 4th quarter lead? It doesn’t really change the fact that they need serious help at O-line and defense, but they are showing some signs of improvement at least. As for Tennessee, I honestly don’t know how good this team really is, as outside of Buffalo, they seem to be too lackadaisical for their own good, and playing against crappy teams inflated their record. A 5-2 record is nothing to scoff at, but not all winning records are as great as they look, just go ask the Bears or the Browns.


Speaking of the Browns, you got your ass handed to by the Raiders, another winning team. I kind of expected them to lose, but not be that impotent on offense, so much for Mayfield being better without OBJ.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-01 23:26:06


At 11/1/20 06:33 PM, SevenSeize4President wrote:
At 11/1/20 05:06 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 10/18/20 01:07 PM, SevenSeize4President wrote: But here's a pretty female with whom you can reproduce sexually.
But I don't have a penis!
We can borrow someone else's!


😉


At 11/1/20 09:14 PM, orangebomb wrote: So, the Bengals can actually hold on to a 4th quarter lead? It doesn’t really change the fact that they need serious help at O-line and defense, but they are showing some signs of improvement at least. As for Tennessee, I honestly don’t know how good this team really is, as outside of Buffalo, they seem to be too lackadaisical for their own good, and playing against crappy teams inflated their record. A 5-2 record is nothing to scoff at, but not all winning records are as great as they look, just go ask the Bears or the Browns.


Cincy started to look a bit shaky towards the end of the fourth quarter there, honestly, like they were gearing up for a classic Bungles finish, but they were just too far ahead with too little time left for them to totally shit the bed. While the O-line was shockingly good today, I think this win really came down to Joey B. having an awesome day as QB against a Tennessee team with hideous third down defense and laughably bad pass rushers.


I still expect to see this Titans team in the postseason again so it's honestly impressive we got the win today. I am thoroughly pleased. Also wanna add here that picking up Quinton Spain was a good move from the Bengals front office. He looked good today and I don't even know if he fully knows all of his teammates and the playbook.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-01 23:54:16


At 10/25/20 04:52 PM, ZJ wrote:
At 10/25/20 04:25 PM, orangebomb wrote:


Her poor back...


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-08 18:55:02


@RydiaLockheart


Why is Pittsburgh struggling so much against an injury-riddled Cowboys team? Cincy was supposed to be one to end the Steelers's winning streak!


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I don’t watch sports but when I first looked at this thread in its first page I saw that woman next to a car she looks flatter than those tires


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-08 19:39:45


At 11/8/20 06:55 PM, ZJ wrote: @RydiaLockheart

Why is Pittsburgh struggling so much against an injury-riddled Cowboys team? Cincy was supposed to be one to end the Steelers's winning streak!


Because they have a maddening tendency to play down to their competition.


In other news: I saw one of these in a Sheetz parking lot yesterday. No joke. I texted my husband, whose reply was "NO RACING."


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-08 22:41:05


At 11/8/20 07:39 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote:


Because they have a maddening tendency to play down to their competition.


Oh well. They squeaked out a win. Onto next week where Joe Burrow is gonna carve them up!!!


At 11/8/20 07:20 PM, UggoSonno wrote: I don’t watch sports but when I first looked at this thread in its first page I saw that woman next to a car she looks flatter than those tires


I believe both the car and the girl are toys. :O


Also, Tom Brady isn't having a good night tonight:


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-09 02:34:35


Came back to this thread in a long while expecting to see some badass vehicles, but just simply cars that look good. Well as the saying goes, "If you want to do something right..."


Also gives me an excuse to use this theme.

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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-09 21:27:12


At 11/8/20 10:41 PM, ZJ wrote: I believe both the car and the girl are toys. :O

Also, Tom Brady isn't having a good night tonight:


Why are they still sending Tom Brady out to get slaughtered? Isn't that what Blaine Gabbart is for?


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-15 14:27:12


Texans-Browns has been delayed due to severe weather in Cleveland.


Bengals-Steelers isn't supposed to kick off until 4:15, but if this keeps up, I would not be surprised if there was a delay. It's like I'm in a wind tunnel. Large trees are bending, it's almost constant, and I would not be surprised if we lose power. Judging by that squeaking noise from the side of the house, we may be losing siding.


The last time I was in a windstorm this bad, I was living in Ohio and after Ike came through, I had no power for almost a week. Before losing power that Sunday, I remember I had the Browns-Bengals game on while waiting for the Steelers game to come on and the goalposts were swaying like crazy. I would not be surprised if that were happening at Heinz Field now. For that matter, I wonder if one has ever come crashing down anywhere.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-15 14:38:24


At 11/1/20 11:54 PM, Ryanson wrote:
At 10/25/20 04:52 PM, ZJ wrote:
At 10/25/20 04:25 PM, orangebomb wrote:
Her poor back...


This seems very appropriate to drop this

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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-15 17:13:28


At 11/15/20 02:27 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Texans-Browns has been delayed due to severe weather in Cleveland.

Bengals-Steelers isn't supposed to kick off until 4:15, but if this keeps up, I would not be surprised if there was a delay. It's like I'm in a wind tunnel. Large trees are bending, it's almost constant, and I would not be surprised if we lose power. Judging by that squeaking noise from the side of the house, we may be losing siding.

The last time I was in a windstorm this bad, I was living in Ohio and after Ike came through, I had no power for almost a week. Before losing power that Sunday, I remember I had the Browns-Bengals game on while waiting for the Steelers game to come on and the goalposts were swaying like crazy. I would not be surprised if that were happening at Heinz Field now. For that matter, I wonder if one has ever come crashing down anywhere.


Had no clue it was so rough out towards you guys. It's been kinda gloomy around here, but the wind hasn't been much of an issue. I wonder if it's headed this way or not.


Bengals struggling already, but it's not as much of a beatdown as I thought it would be. Pittsburgh really does play down to its level of competition.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-15 18:53:43


STEELERS 8-0 WOOOOO


Steelers about to have their 4th touchdown ahaaaaa sorry Bengals


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-15 19:19:15


At 11/15/20 05:13 PM, ZJ wrote: Had no clue it was so rough out towards you guys. It's been kinda gloomy around here, but the wind hasn't been much of an issue. I wonder if it's headed this way or not.

Bengals struggling already, but it's not as much of a beatdown as I thought it would be. Pittsburgh really does play down to its level of competition.


Yeah, I ended up listening to the first half on the radio because our power was out for three hours.


I'm still wondering how the hell Burrow managed to run into his own guy on the sidelines.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-15 19:57:09


It’s amazing to me that, despite winning a crazy amount of Super Bowls, this is the first time that the Steelers have ever gone 9-0.


This Bengals team needs to have an amazing draft next year because that o-line is going to put Joey B. into early retirement if it’s not fixed ASAP.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-15 21:17:42


At 11/15/20 07:57 PM, ZJ wrote: It’s amazing to me that, despite winning a crazy amount of Super Bowls, this is the first time that the Steelers have ever gone 9-0.

This Bengals team needs to have an amazing draft next year because that o-line is going to put Joey B. into early retirement if it’s not fixed ASAP.


I'm amazed at the same stat myself.


I think it'll be 10-0 once the Steelers play the Jags next week, but then they play the Ravens again. Though if they win again, I can once again give my Baltimore-based company a hard time. XD


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-23 03:42:15


Today was the first time the Lions have been shut out in Matthew Stafford's career.


If I hadn't already stopped watching Lions games this year, this would have been the breaking point. But alas, I was already tired of Matt Patricia's shit 3 weeks ago. Fire Patricia, fire Bob Quinn, and hire leadership that doesn't contain FUCKING CLOWNS.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-23 19:37:48


At 11/22/20 11:53 PM, ZJ wrote: Joe Burrow out with a knee injury for the rest of the season.


Bengals fans: Hey, maybe get Burrow an O-line so he doesn't get killed?

Bengals: Nah, we good.


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-25 23:54:36


I DON'T EVEN LIKE FOOTBALL BUT THE CUTE GIRLS ARE OKAY I GUESS SO YAY!!!


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Response to 2020 NFL Thread: Hotrods & Hot Gals Edition! 2020-11-26 00:20:15


My husband jokes that the rescheduling of the Ravens-Steelers game is to keep the Steelers from going 11-0.