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These are the nastiest damn cookies ever.

They have them for every freaking holiday and they're gross and tasteless.


Seeing them fills me with rage.


When the world ends, probably next month, I'll find comfort knowing they're all gone.

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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 17:31:27


They're so dry.

Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 17:33:52


At 9/10/20 05:31 PM, olskoo wrote: They're so dry.


Eat them with milk.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 17:36:08


At 9/10/20 05:31 PM, olskoo wrote: They're so dry.


Dry cookie with sugary wax on top!!!


At 9/10/20 05:33 PM, Zymbot wrote:
At 9/10/20 05:31 PM, olskoo wrote: They're so dry.
Eat them with milk.


When I made this thread I thought, "I bet Zymbot likes these" 😆😆😆


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 17:41:36


I'm a Brit so I know bad food and this.. is bad food.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 17:43:30


Check out these Hocus Pocus cookies coming out this year.


I only ever saw that movie once, and it was okay, but those look like good cookies.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 17:47:50


Shortbread cookies are much better anyways.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 18:29:45


At 9/10/20 05:41 PM, Gagsy wrote: I'm a Brit so I know bad food and this.. is bad food.


I was wondering if only America was plagued by these.


At 9/10/20 05:43 PM, Zymbot wrote: Check out these Hocus Pocus cookies coming out this year.

I only ever saw that movie once, and it was okay, but those look like good cookies.


I freaking love Halloween so I want these immediately.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 18:30:52


At 9/10/20 05:23 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote: These are the nastiest damn cookies ever.
They have them for every freaking holiday and they're gross and tasteless.

Seeing them fills me with rage.

When the world ends, probably next month, I'll find comfort knowing they're all gone.


I think they are pretty decent, actually.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 18:33:39 (edited 2020-09-10 18:34:00)


At 9/10/20 06:30 PM, Raab wrote:
At 9/10/20 05:23 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote: These are the nastiest damn cookies ever.
They have them for every freaking holiday and they're gross and tasteless.

Seeing them fills me with rage.

When the world ends, probably next month, I'll find comfort knowing they're all gone.
I think they are pretty decent, actually.


Me too they aren’t terrible. I don’t see what the big deal is.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 18:38:13


At 9/10/20 06:33 PM, UggoSonno wrote:
At 9/10/20 06:30 PM, Raab wrote:
At 9/10/20 05:23 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote: These are the nastiest damn cookies ever.
They have them for every freaking holiday and they're gross and tasteless.

Seeing them fills me with rage.

When the world ends, probably next month, I'll find comfort knowing they're all gone.
I think they are pretty decent, actually.
Me too they aren’t terrible. I don’t see what the big deal is.


I will send all of the ones I get to you guys.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 18:40:51


Yeah I'm not a fan of them.


Once in awhile I forget and buy them. Ate one last year and my hate for them was renewed.

Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 18:42:49


At 9/10/20 05:43 PM, Zymbot wrote: Check out these Hocus Pocus cookies coming out this year.

I only ever saw that movie once, and it was okay, but those look like good cookies.

oh wait, they have nestle outside of brazil? wow!


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 18:52:07


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 19:18:56 (edited 2020-09-10 19:19:32)


At 9/10/20 06:40 PM, Teddynotes wrote: Yeah I'm not a fan of them.

Once in awhile I forget and buy them. Ate one last year and my hate for them was renewed.


They show up at literally EVERY party, family gathering, whatever, because they're a cheap and no effort item to bring.


I try one every once in awhile to see if my tastes changed.


Nope


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 21:52:18 (edited 2020-09-10 21:53:54)


At 9/10/20 06:38 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote:
At 9/10/20 06:33 PM, UggoSonno wrote:
At 9/10/20 06:30 PM, Raab wrote:
At 9/10/20 05:23 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote: These are the nastiest damn cookies ever.
They have them for every freaking holiday and they're gross and tasteless.

Seeing them fills me with rage.

When the world ends, probably next month, I'll find comfort knowing they're all gone.
I think they are pretty decent, actually.
Me too they aren’t terrible. I don’t see what the big deal is.
I will send all of the ones I get to you guys.


Uh I’ll use stranger danger as way to politely decline. The fact that even tough I’m too old for that crap (you can never be too old for stranger danger)


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 22:14:21


At 9/10/20 09:52 PM, UggoSonno wrote:
At 9/10/20 06:38 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote:
At 9/10/20 06:33 PM, UggoSonno wrote:
At 9/10/20 06:30 PM, Raab wrote:
At 9/10/20 05:23 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote: These are the nastiest damn cookies ever.
They have them for every freaking holiday and they're gross and tasteless.

Seeing them fills me with rage.

When the world ends, probably next month, I'll find comfort knowing they're all gone.
I think they are pretty decent, actually.
Me too they aren’t terrible. I don’t see what the big deal is.
I will send all of the ones I get to you guys.
Uh I’ll use stranger danger as way to politely decline. The fact that even tough I’m too old for that crap (you can never be too old for stranger danger)


I've been sending cookies to @ZJ @FUNKbrs @aviewaskewed and a few other folks on here for years and they haven't died yet.

But hey, stranger danger is legit.


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 22:15:49


I don't know about the "Lofthouse" brand, but Giant Eagle makes cookies like that.

...and I think they're great.


Not as good as Oatmeal Raisin cookies though.

Those are my favorite.

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If any of you, and I mean ANY of you, talk shit on oatmeal raisin cookies I will come to your house and force feed you live goldfish until you get jaundice somehow.


Mark my words.


Sleep so many dream, sugar prince.

لن أريكم مكان صنع عصير الليمون. నిమ్మకాయ లేదు.

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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 22:18:40


At 9/10/20 10:15 PM, JosephStarr wrote: I don't know about the "Lofthouse" brand, but Giant Eagle makes cookies like that.
...and I think they're great.

Not as good as Oatmeal Raisin cookies though.
Those are my favorite.

If any of you, and I mean ANY of you, talk shit on oatmeal raisin cookies I will come to your house and force feed you live goldfish until you get jaundice somehow.

Mark my words.


I actually DO like oatmeal raisin cookies. It's great because anytime we go somewhere that has them, everyone gives theirs to me!


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 22:25:06


At 9/10/20 10:18 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote:
At 9/10/20 10:15 PM, JosephStarr wrote: I don't know about the "Lofthouse" brand, but Giant Eagle makes cookies like that.
...and I think they're great.

Not as good as Oatmeal Raisin cookies though.
Those are my favorite.

If any of you, and I mean ANY of you, talk shit on oatmeal raisin cookies I will come to your house and force feed you live goldfish until you get jaundice somehow.

Mark my words.
I actually DO like oatmeal raisin cookies. It's great because anytime we go somewhere that has them, everyone gives theirs to me!


People just walk up and serve you oatmeal raisin cookies?


You Roman Empresses make me sick.

Sick with envy.

I'm over here looking like Oscar the Grouch and shit.


Anytime I go somewhere that has food/sweets out for people to take, there's always a mountain of oatmeal raisin cookies. At which point, my diet consists of 90% oatmeal raisin cookies, and maybe a hotdog.


I usually end up taking home like 2 pounds of them.


Sleep so many dream, sugar prince.

لن أريكم مكان صنع عصير الليمون. నిమ్మకాయ లేదు.

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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 22:27:45


At 9/10/20 10:25 PM, JosephStarr wrote:
At 9/10/20 10:18 PM, TheGhostOfSevenSeize wrote:
At 9/10/20 10:15 PM, JosephStarr wrote: I don't know about the "Lofthouse" brand, but Giant Eagle makes cookies like that.
...and I think they're great.

Not as good as Oatmeal Raisin cookies though.
Those are my favorite.

If any of you, and I mean ANY of you, talk shit on oatmeal raisin cookies I will come to your house and force feed you live goldfish until you get jaundice somehow.

Mark my words.
I actually DO like oatmeal raisin cookies. It's great because anytime we go somewhere that has them, everyone gives theirs to me!
People just walk up and serve you oatmeal raisin cookies?

Like if we're out at lunch and everyone gets a cookie and that's what it is? Hell yeah! All mine!


You Roman Empresses make me sick.
Sick with envy.
I'm over here looking like Oscar the Grouch and shit.

🙂

Anytime I go somewhere that has food/sweets out for people to take, there's always a mountain of oatmeal raisin cookies. At which point, my diet consists of 90% oatmeal raisin cookies, and maybe a hotdog.

I usually end up taking home like 2 pounds of them.


Same!


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 22:28:19


Does anybody else like slightly stale Oreos?


Where they've gone kinda soft instead of crunchy?


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 22:58:32


Can't be any worse than these things, I swear sand in a desert has more moisture than these fuckin' things

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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 23:02:46


At 9/10/20 10:58 PM, Omega88x wrote: Can't be any worse than these things, I swear sand in a desert has more moisture than these fuckin' things


I'll eat these before I eat the others. 😆


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 23:03:42


How dare you! Those cookies are the backbone of America!


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-10 23:04:25


At 9/10/20 10:58 PM, Omega88x wrote: Can't be any worse than these things, I swear sand in a desert has more moisture than these fuckin' things


I'm going to kill you now.

Present thy anus for my sword of judgement.



Sleep so many dream, sugar prince.

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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-11 01:54:25 (edited 2020-09-11 01:54:38)


Frosted sugar cookies are the worst cookies in the world.


This game sucks turkey dick!

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For the love of GOD don't click on this!

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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-11 03:47:57


They look like piss cookies

Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-11 05:07:26


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Response to Nasty Cookies 2020-09-11 07:09:50


At 9/11/20 03:47 AM, Sirkaotik wrote: They look like piss cookies


They are!


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