FOAMY THE SQUIRELL Q&A

[k9]

Foamy the Squirel has been a rather controverisal figure in Newgrounds recently, and now we shall see TRUE JUSTICE.

The Clock Crew loves you, and as we run Newgrounds, we shall HOLD THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED OUR GREAT PEOPLE TO ACCOUNT. We, at the Clocktopian Government (CTG) have organised a public hearing for this man. So that begs the question. What do you want to ask Foamy the Squirell?

THE TRUTH WILL SURFACE.

You have 3 days to ask any questions.

The Clock Crew runs Newgrounds.

Thank you.

This message was uploaded on this account on behalf of the Clocktopian Government (CTG).

[DingleberryClock]

y do u suck

[OctopusClock]

why do you keep ignoring koolboyman?

[DingleberryClock]

When can we expect a woman who was 13 when you first joined MySpace to post the sordid details of your mdma-fueled face-slapping mock rape?

[Pop-Tart]

How do you trace bitmaps in Flash 5?

[TTRASHH]

didn't realize the clocks were still a thing here

[k9]

At 8/27/20 06:10 PM, TTRASHH wrote: didn't realize the clocks were still a thing here

GREAT QUESTION NICE JOB

[DingleberryClock]

At 8/27/20 05:53 PM, Pop-Tart wrote: How do you trace bitmaps in Flash 5?

this is the tool the god uses when he's designing universes btw

he exclusively scores them with goldwave.exe

[DingleberryClock]

At 8/27/20 06:10 PM, TTRASHH wrote: didn't realize the clocks were still a thing here

i hope you're kidding, 3 year-old account

[Pop-Tart]

And then the Clock Crew, who have collectively won dozens of portal awards this year, all wondered in unison,

"Who the fuck is ttrashh?"

[PurpleShoes]

What do you like on your pizza?

[TTRASHH]

At 8/27/20 06:20 PM, DingleberryClock wrote:

At 8/27/20 06:10 PM, TTRASHH wrote: didn't realize the clocks were still a thing here

i hope you're kidding, 3 year-old account

2nd account. Deleted my past cringe bc im weak

[TTRASHH]

At 8/27/20 06:12 PM, K9-CLOCK wrote:

At 8/27/20 06:10 PM, TTRASHH wrote: didn't realize the clocks were still a thing here

GREAT QUESTION NICE JOB

Fine. Why are u still a thing?

[DingleberryClock]

At 8/27/20 07:19 PM, TTRASHH wrote:

At 8/27/20 06:12 PM, K9-CLOCK wrote:

At 8/27/20 06:10 PM, TTRASHH wrote: didn't realize the clocks were still a thing here

GREAT QUESTION NICE JOB

Fine. Why are u still a thing?

Is that directed at clocks?

I'm sorry you don't like our 100,000 (200,000? I haven't queried in a while) member-strong international art movement that has inspired a generation of budding young artists who have turned pro and had their work on Cartoon Network and everywhere else under the sun. Who r u again?

[WCCC]

butthole remove how to

[Ryanson]

Why aren't you Jhonen Vasquez? Aside from lack of humor, talent, and overall understanding of the way the world works.

[HavryloThePigeon]

Why have you wasted 18 years of your life making this dumb cartoon that literally nobody outside of this website has cared about since 2004? And the only reason we still watch it anyway is because your main female character is half-naked most of the time?

[Zerodecoole]

Why is Larry Butz guilty?

[Pop-Tart]

At 8/27/20 07:22 PM, DingleberryClock wrote:

At 8/27/20 07:19 PM, TTRASHH wrote: Fine. Why are u still a thing?

Who r u again?

DBC, don't be mean, brother. They're a level 3 no one rando pretendin' to be a chick so incels will vote on their notebook sketches. We were all there once. Show some love.

[ZomAlien]

Why do you post old content from over a decade ago and pass it off as relevant?

When will you actually make New content?

[SatanBrain]

At 8/27/20 04:50 PM, K9-CLOCK wrote: You have 3 days to ask any questions.

The Clock Crew runs Newgrounds.

I hope you animate this, this statement is hilarious.

At 8/28/20 12:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote: Why do you post old content from over a decade ago and pass it off as relevant?

It's more relevant than 90% of the submissions that get to daily.

When will you actually make New content?

There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

[BillyRedSnake]

At 8/28/20 01:15 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

At 8/27/20 04:50 PM, K9-CLOCK wrote: When will you actually make New content?

There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

Well that's good, yet impossible to tell at first glance since his content from 2003 looks almost identical to his content from 2020, which of course brings us into my question:

How does one spend so long making cartoons and improve so very little? It baffles the mind really!

Edit: Sorry K9-Clock, I deleted the wrong part of the quoted text, that was actually meant to bounce off @Zomalien's original statement.

[DingleberryClock]

At 8/28/20 01:15 AM, SatanBrain wrote: There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

masochist

[SatanBrain]

At 8/28/20 04:29 AM, DingleberryClock wrote:

At 8/28/20 01:15 AM, SatanBrain wrote: There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

masochist

I may be a masochist for replying to your drivel.

[k9]

The CTP is enthused at the will of the people to discover the truth, and find true justice. We implore you to continue this insightful discussion.

[ZomAlien]

At 8/28/20 01:15 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

At 8/28/20 12:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote: Why do you post old content from over a decade ago and pass it off as relevant?

It's more relevant than 90% of the submissions that get to daily.

Part of that 90% gets the blam hammer.

When will you actually make New content?

There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

Sometimes yes, but their most recent video says it was from 2004. Well over a decade old, unless you've never seen the video before then it's not really "new"

Not hating on Illwillpress. (In fact: I follow them) but their mass posting of "new" content lately has kinda threw me off.

Perhaps their cleaning up their YP channel by moving content here, or they're pulling a Simpsons by making their new videos about current events because they ran out of original content.

[SatanBrain]

At 8/28/20 06:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote:

At 8/28/20 01:15 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

At 8/28/20 12:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote: Why do you post old content from over a decade ago and pass it off as relevant?

It's more relevant than 90% of the submissions that get to daily.

Part of that 90% gets the blam hammer.

When will you actually make New content?

There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

Sometimes yes, but their most recent video says it was from 2004. Well over a decade old, unless you've never seen the video before then it's not really "new"

Check more clearly. There are HD remasters and there is new content.

Not hating on Illwillpress. (In fact: I follow them) but their mass posting of "new" content lately has kinda threw me off.

Perhaps their cleaning up their YP channel by moving content here, or they're pulling a Simpsons by making their new videos about current events because they ran out of original content.

Very relevant.

[ZomAlien]

At 8/28/20 06:25 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

At 8/28/20 06:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote:

At 8/28/20 01:15 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

At 8/28/20 12:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote: Why do you post old content from over a decade ago and pass it off as relevant?

It's more relevant than 90% of the submissions that get to daily.

Part of that 90% gets the blam hammer.

When will you actually make New content?

There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

Sometimes yes, but their most recent video says it was from 2004. Well over a decade old, unless you've never seen the video before then it's not really "new"

Check more clearly. There are HD remasters and there is new content.

Not hating on Illwillpress. (In fact: I follow them) but their mass posting of "new" content lately has kinda threw me off.

Perhaps their cleaning up their YP channel by moving content here, or they're pulling a Simpsons by making their new videos about current events because they ran out of original content.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/761917
Very relevant.

Oh, so they are pulling a Simpsons.

[k9]

At 8/28/20 06:25 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

At 8/28/20 06:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote:

At 8/28/20 01:15 AM, SatanBrain wrote:

At 8/28/20 12:19 AM, ZomAlien wrote: Why do you post old content from over a decade ago and pass it off as relevant?

It's more relevant than 90% of the submissions that get to daily.

Part of that 90% gets the blam hammer.

When will you actually make New content?

There is new content, if you bothered to check you would have known.

Sometimes yes, but their most recent video says it was from 2004. Well over a decade old, unless you've never seen the video before then it's not really "new"

Check more clearly. There are HD remasters and there is new content.

Not hating on Illwillpress. (In fact: I follow them) but their mass posting of "new" content lately has kinda threw me off.

Perhaps their cleaning up their YP channel by moving content here, or they're pulling a Simpsons by making their new videos about current events because they ran out of original content.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/761917
Very relevant.

stop shilling in my fucking thread and ASK SOME GODAMN QUESTIONS

[ZomAlien]

At 8/28/20 06:32 AM, K9-CLOCK wrote:
stop shitting in my fucking thread and ASK SOME GODAMN QUESTIONS

*takes shakey leg poop*

No!