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Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 06:58:59


What can I do you for today sir?

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I`ve some rather nice burlap just come in from Canada.


git 'er done .


Close the curtains and give me CPR please.

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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 07:16:12


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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 07:33:03


At 5/15/20 06:58 AM, curtainsjoe wrote: What can I do you for today sir?

I`ve some rather nice burlap just come in from Canada.


I'd like some blackout curtains, a box of maple leaf burlap and a .50 caliber rifle, please.


I put an african elephant in my fridge but I don't know how to get it out...

I'm usually over here.

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 09:06:04


I'd rather Empyrium.


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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 09:12:17


At 5/15/20 07:33 AM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:58 AM, curtainsjoe wrote: What can I do you for today sir?

I`ve some rather nice burlap just come in from Canada.
I'd like some blackout curtains, a box of maple leaf burlap and a .50 caliber rifle, please.


Gorrer loisense 4 those blackaht curtains m8?


git 'er done .


At 5/15/20 09:06 AM, satanbrain wrote: I'd rather Empyrium.


We`re out of them but we do have silk


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 09:16:41


At 5/15/20 07:16 AM, Seth wrote:


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git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 10:01:39


At 5/15/20 09:12 AM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 07:33 AM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:58 AM, curtainsjoe wrote: What can I do you for today sir?

I`ve some rather nice burlap just come in from Canada.
I'd like some blackout curtains, a box of maple leaf burlap and a .50 caliber rifle, please.
Gorrer loisense 4 those blackaht curtains m8?


No, pack 'em in anyway.


I put an african elephant in my fridge but I don't know how to get it out...

I'm usually over here.

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 10:53:06


At 5/15/20 07:16 AM, Seth wrote:


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You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 11:01:20


I have curtains, peddle your goods elsewhere.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 16:57:45


At 5/15/20 11:01 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: I have curtains, peddle your goods elsewhere.


I also buy


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 17:02:20


At 5/15/20 10:01 AM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 5/15/20 09:12 AM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 07:33 AM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:58 AM, curtainsjoe wrote: What can I do you for today sir?

I`ve some rather nice burlap just come in from Canada.
I'd like some blackout curtains, a box of maple leaf burlap and a .50 caliber rifle, please.
Gorrer loisense 4 those blackaht curtains m8?
No, pack 'em in anyway.


Want any ammo for that rifle sir?


git 'er done .


hi joe long time listener here. i'm been looking to make some drastic changes to my life. things haven't really been going right for me recently so i thought it's time to really push the boat out. rattle a few cages. where better than to start with the drab curtains in my life? i will replace them with something fresh, you know? something that really speaks about me as person and represents my true feelings. new curtains, new me.


do you have any beige curtains?


hey

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At 5/15/20 05:03 PM, Crink wrote: hi joe long time listener here. i'm been looking to make some drastic changes to my life. things haven't really been going right for me recently so i thought it's time to really push the boat out. rattle a few cages. where better than to start with the drab curtains in my life? i will replace them with something fresh, you know? something that really speaks about me as person and represents my true feelings. new curtains, new me.

do you have any beige curtains?


I`m afraid there's been a rush on biege we only have sackloth, desert sand, french beige, german beige, true biege, new biege, blue beige, light sienna, yellow ocher, muddy biege, army beige, burnt pear, cordroy, light brown, belgian beige, lindy biege, yellowish off white, oatmeal and savannah beige left in stock.


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 17:14:15


At 5/15/20 04:57 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 11:01 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: I have curtains, peddle your goods elsewhere.
I also buy


I have an adequate amount of curtains, I do not wish to add or subtract from this number.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 17:15:52


At 5/15/20 05:13 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
I`m afraid there's been a rush on biege we only have sackloth, desert sand, french beige, german beige, true biege, new biege, blue beige, light sienna, yellow ocher, muddy biege, army beige, burnt pear, cordroy, light brown, belgian beige, lindy biege, yellowish off white, oatmeal and savannah beige left in stock.


what kind of mickey mouse operation are you running here, joe? how am i meant to express myself with such a limited selection of off-white shades


hey

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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 17:17:04


At 5/15/20 05:16 PM, Synaptix wrote: Excuse me sir, do you have any vertical pull down curtain blinders?


no


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:04:45


Ill take a set of candy pink please.


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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:13:13


What kind of customer service is this, don't just smile at me, pack that shit up to go!


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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:15:32


At 5/15/20 06:13 PM, Mist wrote: What kind of customer service is this, don't just smile at me, pack that shit up to go!


Sorry dave I was miles away, just give me your meausrements and they`ll be ready within five working days.


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:16:38


At 5/15/20 06:15 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:13 PM, Mist wrote: What kind of customer service is this, don't just smile at me, pack that shit up to go!
Sorry dave I was miles away, just give me your meausrements and they`ll be ready within five working days.


I'd like to speak to your manager.


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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:19:49


At 5/15/20 06:16 PM, Mist wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:15 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:13 PM, Mist wrote: What kind of customer service is this, don't just smile at me, pack that shit up to go!
Sorry dave I was miles away, just give me your meausrements and they`ll be ready within five working days.
I'd like to speak to your manager.


I`m the proprietor modom.


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:21:18


At 5/15/20 06:58 AM, curtainsjoe wrote: What can I do you for today sir?

You can do me for five thousand euros and no less, my goods are well-kept

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:22:14


At 5/15/20 06:19 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:16 PM, Mist wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:15 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:13 PM, Mist wrote: What kind of customer service is this, don't just smile at me, pack that shit up to go!
Sorry dave I was miles away, just give me your meausrements and they`ll be ready within five working days.
I'd like to speak to your manager.
I`m the proprietor modom.


Ill take 5 feet in legnth and 15 feet in width.


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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:29:57


At 5/15/20 06:22 PM, Mist wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:19 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:16 PM, Mist wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:15 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:13 PM, Mist wrote: What kind of customer service is this, don't just smile at me, pack that shit up to go!
Sorry dave I was miles away, just give me your meausrements and they`ll be ready within five working days.
I'd like to speak to your manager.
I`m the proprietor modom.
Ill take 5 feet in legnth and 15 feet in width.


I can admire a man with curtains that size!


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:30:30


At 5/15/20 06:21 PM, Urichov wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:58 AM, curtainsjoe wrote: What can I do you for today sir?
You can do me for five thousand euros and no less, my goods are well-kept


So whats that in real money?


git 'er done .

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:38:12


At 5/15/20 06:29 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:22 PM, Mist wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:19 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:16 PM, Mist wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:15 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:13 PM, Mist wrote: What kind of customer service is this, don't just smile at me, pack that shit up to go!
Sorry dave I was miles away, just give me your meausrements and they`ll be ready within five working days.
I'd like to speak to your manager.
I`m the proprietor modom.
Ill take 5 feet in legnth and 15 feet in width.
I can admire a man with curtains that size!


no homo


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Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 18:49:45


At 5/15/20 06:30 PM, curtainsjoe wrote: So whats that in real money?


I'm assuming the answer you want is 4,468.60 pounds.

Response to Curtains joes curtain emporium 2020-05-15 21:12:56


At 5/15/20 05:02 PM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 10:01 AM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 5/15/20 09:12 AM, curtainsjoe wrote:
At 5/15/20 07:33 AM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 5/15/20 06:58 AM, curtainsjoe wrote: What can I do you for today sir?

I`ve some rather nice burlap just come in from Canada.
I'd like some blackout curtains, a box of maple leaf burlap and a .50 caliber rifle, please.
Gorrer loisense 4 those blackaht curtains m8?
No, pack 'em in anyway.
Want any ammo for that rifle sir?


Got any depleted uranium sabot rounds, my good man?


I put an african elephant in my fridge but I don't know how to get it out...

I'm usually over here.