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If Kirby eats you?

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If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 19:17:48


If Kirby were to eat you what would his b move be? iu_104203_1421890.jpg


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 19:19:03


I WILL NOT SATISFY YOUR VORE FETISH!

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 19:20:04 (edited 2020-03-25 19:33:40)


At 3/25/20 07:19 PM, tobuu wrote: I WILL NOT SATISFY YOUR VORE FETISH!


? Vore had to google it. So is Kirby a vore icon now or something? I guess Tobuus b move would have Kirby proclaiming a Vore fetish after being swallowed.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 19:42:49


He'll just get really overly confident with himself and develop a bad drinking habit.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 19:54:21


he'd eat all the time, play guitar, and shitpoast

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 19:56:44


At 3/25/20 07:54 PM, StaticSkull2 wrote: he'd eat all the time, play guitar, and shitpoast


He’d do one of those. Some of those sound like tilts and smash attacks.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:12:56


If Kirby swallowed me, he'd make weaponized music and shitpoast audio.

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:16:58 (edited 2020-03-25 20:17:53)


At 3/25/20 08:12 PM, SethSkoda wrote: If Kirby swallowed me, he'd make weaponized music and shitpoast audio.

So it would be a charge attack where like music notes come out. Longer you hold the more music notes.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:22:00 (edited 2020-03-25 20:22:52)


At 3/25/20 08:16 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:12 PM, SethSkoda wrote: If Kirby swallowed me, he'd make weaponized music and shitpoast audio.
So it would be a charge attack where like music notes come out. Longer you hold the more music notes.

Yup. A cacophony of FM synthesizer and 8 bit auditory diarrhea.

like the stuff I poast in the Audio Portal

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:22:20


He'll wear little wristbands and have an Amish beard and then he'll scream and scream and scream


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:25:47


At 3/25/20 08:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: He'll wear little wristbands and have an Amish beard and then he'll scream and scream and scream

I wanna hear your best power scream.

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:33:52


He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:36:59 (edited 2020-03-25 20:38:15)


At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.


So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the game programmers have to do countless hours of work?


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:37:25


See the darkness in souls and he will know the truth of where missing socks go.

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:38:46


At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?


Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:39:39 (edited 2020-03-25 20:39:51)


At 3/25/20 08:37 PM, Teddynotes wrote: See the darkness in souls and he will know the truth of where missing socks go.

I pitched this as a video game years ago! https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/350581 scored it too.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:41:01


It would be like swallowing waddle dee: nothing


(also ewwwww)

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:42:20


At 3/25/20 08:38 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?
Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.


So like Kirby and I are almost already one in the same.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:43:06


At 3/25/20 08:38 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?
Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.

I call bullshit on Kirby getting puss puss. Look at that mouth; it's perfect for blow jobs!

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:43:36


At 3/25/20 08:42 PM, Fro wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:38 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?
Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.
So like Kirby and I are almost already one in the same.


Precisely!


I am the writer of the second greatest South Park fanfiction on this entire planet AND THEREFORE THE UNIVERSE!!!


Also I make cartoons, they're pretty cool too.

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:45:03


At 3/25/20 08:43 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:38 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?
Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.
I call bullshit on Kirby getting puss puss. Look at that mouth; it's perfect for blow jobs!


So you're saying you wouldn't suck off a woman's naughty bits?

What a gentleman you are.


I am the writer of the second greatest South Park fanfiction on this entire planet AND THEREFORE THE UNIVERSE!!!


Also I make cartoons, they're pretty cool too.

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:47:31


At 3/25/20 08:45 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:43 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:38 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?
Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.
I call bullshit on Kirby getting puss puss. Look at that mouth; it's perfect for blow jobs!
So you're saying you wouldn't suck off a woman's naughty bits?
What a gentleman you are.

Kirby got too much suction for that, just sayin'

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:48:58 (edited 2020-03-25 20:51:53)


At 3/25/20 08:47 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:45 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:43 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:38 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?
Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.
I call bullshit on Kirby getting puss puss. Look at that mouth; it's perfect for blow jobs!
So you're saying you wouldn't suck off a woman's naughty bits?
What a gentleman you are.
Kirby got too much suction for that, just sayin'


A real man wouldn't be scared to suck the whole cervix out of a woman as she dies in complete ecstacy!!!


Would ya believe I'm actually sober tonight?

I am the writer of the second greatest South Park fanfiction on this entire planet AND THEREFORE THE UNIVERSE!!!


Also I make cartoons, they're pretty cool too.

Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 20:59:09


At 3/25/20 08:48 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:47 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:45 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:43 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:38 PM, BillyRedSnake wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:36 PM, Syntrus wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:33 PM, Fro wrote: He would get the weird combination of middle aged baldness and the ability to make females climax within moments.
So like a shiny bald spot in the middle of his hair, and female characters would have a move that only effects them, making the programmers have to do countless hours of work?
Let's not forget the fact that Kirby is already completely bald and, we can only assume, gets the mad puss puss.
I call bullshit on Kirby getting puss puss. Look at that mouth; it's perfect for blow jobs!
So you're saying you wouldn't suck off a woman's naughty bits?
What a gentleman you are.
Kirby got too much suction for that, just sayin'
A real man wouldn't be scared to suck the whole cervix out of a woman as she dies in complete ecstacy!!!

Would ya believe I'm actually sober tonight?


And with a mouth like that you can get all the titty in.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 21:07:08


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 21:25:30 (edited 2020-03-25 21:25:53)


At 3/25/20 08:41 PM, 8754d384527 wrote: It would be like swallowing waddle dee: nothing

(also ewwwww)

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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 22:38:42 (edited 2020-03-25 22:43:31)


He'd get my magical Leprechaun powers.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 22:42:24


He'd definitely get some anger issues, and he'd need lots of naps.


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 23:13:25


At 3/25/20 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: He'd definitely get some anger issues, and he'd need lots of naps.


So rest, Jigglypuff?


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Response to If Kirby eats you? 2020-03-25 23:19:19


At 3/25/20 08:25 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 08:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: He'll wear little wristbands and have an Amish beard and then he'll scream and scream and scream
I wanna hear your best power scream.


It was probably this one.



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