Coronavirus Rap Battle.

[FUNKbrs]

Aw yeah, you know what time it is!

Quarantine has got us all bored as shit

So here I come to divert your minds

It's 16 bar rap battle challenge time!

That's 4 quatrains

4 sets of 4

You can post less if you want

but please don't post more

I got these flows bubbling up cuz I'm wicked

I know you're scared of getting your ass kicked in

But no stress because it's no contest

Everybody started out knowing that I'm the best

Who's got next, I'm calling out @Fro

And any other wack ass rappers you know

Bring our your flows like the Holy Grail

because if you try to beat me you're just gonna Fail.

[Fro]

Yo @Phobotech where you at?

Another rap battle?

Here we go

My rhymes are here to rattle,

time to let your mind blow

I don't even like you guys,

in fact I hate

everyone's full of lies,

all they do is masturbate.

But here I am,

nonetheless

entertaining you fools,

showing I'm the best

Try to beat Funk at his own game?

Man, I don't know if I can be that lame

I'd invite another wack rapper that I know,

but it looks like you've already decided to show

[GalaxiesEDM]

producer tag with copious amounts of reverb

intro

Yo yo yo

The virus hits the flow

I cough up your ass like a, uh, plate of grass

yuh

I am stuck at home but shawty's got his phone

i talk to him and he said im his greatest face mask

gog 606 more like gog 505

Halal harem shitpoop overkill killtacular killtrocity killimanjaro kill

losing my speed because i put on the brakes like how the king died in cars like the blue car like you know at the end when the green guy pushed the blue car off the track and he crashed that was fucked up man

got they huzbunzz on my entire pen15 island they talking honey like discount code

75982744098878968967687697896565465456859756597657

[FUNKbrs]

At 3/25/20 01:09 PM, Fro wrote: Yo @Phobotech where you at?

Another rap battle?
Here we go....

Blow my mind? Your first plan is to suck?

Man I bet you'd suck on Chris-Chan's duck

And although he might have nice tits

You'll never catch my lips near his pierced un-clit

Stealing my hate game, only on your second verse?

I guess your writer's block really is a bad curse

I don't copy my betters when my brain stagnates

But at least you chose the best to try and ape

You, the best? Maybe at doing press ups

Satin panties in your closet for your favorite cos-play dress up

Working out to make yourself look cute?

That's a girl's job you femmy musclebound goof!

Don't even try and act like I ain't great

They call me FUNKbrs and I'm King of Hate

Shut up and lift weights because all the while

My rap game's hard like the movie 8 Mile.

At 3/25/20 01:11 PM, GalaxiesEDM wrote: producer tag with copious amounts of reverb
intro

Yo yo yo
The virus hits the flow
I cough up your ass like a, uh, plate of grass
yuh

I am stuck at home but shawty's got his phone
i talk to him and he said im his greatest face mask
gog 606 more like gog 505
Halal harem shitpoop overkill killtacular killtrocity killimanjaro kill

losing my speed because i put on the brakes like how the king died in cars like the blue car like you know at the end when the green guy pushed the blue car off the track and he crashed that was fucked up man
got they huzbunzz on my entire pen15 island they talking honey like discount code
75982744098878968967687697896565465456859756597657

You tryna start out like you work for DJ Khaled

But your break down in four rounds instead of 16 bar ballads

You've got no stamina, I'm lyrically jammin ya

I'm like King Butterbean with my 4 round pounders, yeah

Battle rappin' me man, that ain't so simple

I'mma knock you out like I was PunchOut's King Hippo

But I ain't got no weak spot on my belly

I just beat wack rappers into jelly, smell me?

Put on the brakes? More like ran out of gas

You need to learn how to rap fast so I'll school your ass

You better listen up, a rap master is teaching

You'll never reach the masses with your autistic screeching.

This hasn't even gotten hard yet, I'm beating ya'll like ya'll retarded

I've farted out way better bars than ya'll did

But before I'm done smashing all your hopes and dreams

I'mma shit post funky rhymes like I'm eating baked beans.

[Galneda]

At 3/25/20 01:09 PM, Fro wrote: Yo @Phobotech where you at?

I need you to sanitize both of your eyelids

I've been summoned like a functional virus

Ever-adapting particles, aerosol

Bleach your belongings cause it's only critical!

I'm a dark force and a cautionary parable

Shattering parabole's, there are none comparable

When I blindside y'all with a volatile variable

You've been fearing the Corona while I've been makin' something terrible.

Ya got me-

Unhinged

Y'all can't keep me trapped when I've got-

Show's-Binged

Insatiable appetite's rising because I've-

Been-Tinged

Somethings got a hold of me- I'm begging ya to take me up to-

Stonehenge

It's the only way that I can snap back to normalcy

Assemble up a ritual and read me my rites

It's time for us to do somethin' to fight back the blight

You can't hide away and then shut off the lights

Let's grab our gear and then take back the night

[Gagsy]

Coronavirus got your nose all dripping

But all I see is fake ass boys who tripping

Thinking they got rhymes but their act is bust

While I slide by making their minds combust

I'm gonna need you to move 2 metres back

Your palms are sweating and your face is slack

There's more life right now in caroline flack

Do us all a favour and go see a quack

People dying everywhere you look

And here's some advice that you should have took

Stay indoors, wash your hands, social distance

Or say goodbye to your fucking existance.

[Hellzingg]

*dicksuck beats exclusive*

psh, this motherfucker wanna come here? talking all that shit?

yo check this out

uh

uh

uoh

it's corona on the mic bitch!

oh fuck, there's corona on this mic, shit!

got it with a with a tight grip,

now there's corona on my right wrist

now I'm dead..

[FUNKbrs]

At 3/25/20 05:42 PM, Phobotech wrote: I need you to sanitize both of your eyelids
I've been summoned like a functional virus
Ever-adapting particles, aerosol
Bleach your belongings cause it's only critical!
I'm a dark force and a cautionary parable
Shattering parabole's, there are none comparable
When I blindside y'all with a volatile variable
You've been fearing the Corona while I've been makin' something terrible.
Ya got me-
Unhinged
Y'all can't keep me trapped when I've got-
Show's-Binged
Insatiable appetite's rising because I've-
Been-Tinged
Somethings got a hold of me- I'm begging ya to take me up to-
Stonehenge
It's the only way that I can snap back to normalcy

Assemble up a ritual and read me my rites
It's time for us to do somethin' to fight back the blight
You can't hide away and then shut off the lights
Let's grab our gear and then take back the night

How you gonna rumble with The Rona? You can't use guns

Unless you wanna count a jumbo size can of lysol one

It's not some kind of Mad Max post-apocalyptic dream

You better sit down somewhere till they make a vaccine

You making something terrible? Yeah your wack rhyme is failin, yo

I bet you think you spit sick like the corona is ailing you

This shit didn't get here from aliens, ain't no mud fossils

You thinking big foot can save us? That's impossible.

Ain't no X-files, Corona is the new Captain Tripps

I read Stephen King's The Stand so I'm ready for this shit

Best call the CDC, send'em to the G7 at The Hague

Cuz' we gon' need the Illuminati to help us beat this motherfuckin' plague.

Make the sign of the Cross, call the Pope at the Vatican

Because if the Corona ain't killed ya dope, my flows still can

Infectious particles can't be stopped by no tinfoil hat

You better get yourself some gloves and a n95 mask