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The voices you hear when you read

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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 13:45:16


At 3/25/20 01:42 PM, tobuu wrote: *insert super mario bros 2 overworld theme*


Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 13:49:40


An audio shitpoast about your hallucinations while reading NG poasts?

LOL.


What does you hear when you read mine?


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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 13:52:52


At 3/25/20 01:49 PM, Sobolev wrote: An audio shitpoast about your hallucinations while reading NG poasts?
LOL.

Actually, just the voice that speaks what I'm reading. Some people's poasts sound hilarious.

What does you hear when you read mine?

Ironically not an Asian voice. More of a generic "white guy" voice.

Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 15:22:10


I hear everything I read in the voice of Sir Patrick Stewart. Like road signs and menus, but especially Newgrounds reviews.

Basically, my whole BBS experience is a call and response with a bunch of Patrick Stewarts.


Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 15:31:20


At 3/25/20 01:23 PM, SethSkoda wrote: I imitated a few users in a nice audio shitpoast
//www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/920674
You're next, @TomFulp...


Oh, well, when I read Tom's posts I always hear Tom's actual voice because I know how it sounds.


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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 16:44:00


I have begun to see one image in particular whenever I read any posts here, no voices though, just that one image...


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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 16:50:23


At 3/25/20 04:44 PM, Gremlin wrote: I have begun to see one image in particular whenever I read any posts here, no voices though, just that one image...

elaborate...

I'm afraid of the possibility I should not have requested this

Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 16:52:02


At 3/25/20 04:50 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 04:44 PM, Gremlin wrote: I have begun to see one image in particular whenever I read any posts here, no voices though, just that one image...
elaborate...
I'm afraid of the possibility I should not have requested this


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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 16:57:24


At 3/25/20 04:52 PM, Gremlin wrote:
At 3/25/20 04:50 PM, SethSkoda wrote:
At 3/25/20 04:44 PM, Gremlin wrote: I have begun to see one image in particular whenever I read any posts here, no voices though, just that one image...
elaborate...
I'm afraid of the possibility I should not have requested this
goddamnit what the hell image

Of course...

Because of @StaticSkull2's poasting of disturbing images, @DamnedByFate is poasting this image daily.

Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 22:54:19


At 3/23/20 08:16 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 3/23/20 01:29 AM, SethSkoda wrote: ...people's poasts in the forums.
This kinda spawns from @ZetoSoul saying that he hears the voice of Master Shake when he reads my poasts.
When I read @wwwyzzerdd's poasts, it's almost like Popeye the Sailor man, but definitely angrier. That's just one example. I need to stop putting it off and just record myself imitating what I hear from y'all.
How about you guys?
I only know that I always imagine @JosephStarr's posts being read with a Scottish accent and I have no idea why.


Strange. To me he always sounds like Richard Nixon and I have no idea why...



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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-25 22:57:41


At 3/25/20 10:54 PM, RoboHex wrote:
At 3/23/20 08:16 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 3/23/20 01:29 AM, SethSkoda wrote: ...people's poasts in the forums.
This kinda spawns from @ZetoSoul saying that he hears the voice of Master Shake when he reads my poasts.
When I read @wwwyzzerdd's poasts, it's almost like Popeye the Sailor man, but definitely angrier. That's just one example. I need to stop putting it off and just record myself imitating what I hear from y'all.
How about you guys?
I only know that I always imagine @JosephStarr's posts being read with a Scottish accent and I have no idea why.
Strange. To me he always sounds like Richard Nixon and I have no idea why...


Nixon’s back... Tell a friend...


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At 3/25/20 10:54 PM, RoboHex wrote:
At 3/23/20 08:16 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I only know that I always imagine @JosephStarr's posts being read with a Scottish accent and I have no idea why.
Strange. To me he always sounds like Richard Nixon and I have no idea why...

Um, Nixon picture for icon, also in his signature...

he's gonna wonder why he got so many notifications when he returns

Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-26 06:30:25


At 3/25/20 01:30 PM, Fro wrote:
At 3/25/20 01:23 PM, SethSkoda wrote: I imitated a few users in a nice audio shitpoast
//www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/920674
You're next, @TomFulp...
Submissions that come out of the general forum are always my favorite.

Also, do me.

Like do me, not my voice.


Dont'chu 'ave a woif mister?


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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-26 18:42:51


I read @NotCoachFro posts with an H. Jon Benjamin a la Coach McGuirk voice.


Only because I can recall it from the stickam days, I can slightly still do a decent @GoryBlizzard impression when I read his posts.


And if you’ve ever watched BarbarousKing on Twitch, I read any topic title for wegra posts in the BarbChat voice, and that is the extent that I care to read anything from him.


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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-26 18:47:39


I read everything in my own voice, unless someone starts a sentence with;


Good news everyone!


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Response to The voices you hear when you read 2020-03-26 19:25:30


At 3/26/20 06:42 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Only because I can recall it from the stickam days, I can slightly still do a decent @GoryBlizzard impression when I read his posts.


My voice hasn't changed since then so whatever you are imagining is likely accurate.


I don't know everyone's voices here, but I'll read their posts in their voice if I know what they sound like. Otherwise, they are just words on a page.



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