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Oww, my back hurts!

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Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 03:24:58


And I'm almost certain it's because my bed is bad.

Maybe you should all try to sleep on it...


OR


One of you assholes is using blackmagic to cause this horrible pain...


Why are you doing this to me?!



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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 04:08:32 (edited 2020-01-12 04:11:05)


You called me a dick. I now show you what a real dick is and will do to your body. Next time it will be your anus that is hurting.


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I mainly focus on WPac and NATL basin.

Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 04:24:16


At 1/12/20 04:08 AM, Sobolev wrote: You called me a dick. I now show you what a real dick is and will do to your body. Next time it will be your anus that is hurting.


So I really struck a nerve then, huh?


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 04:31:20


At 1/12/20 04:24 AM, Gremlin wrote:
At 1/12/20 04:08 AM, Sobolev wrote: You called me a dick. I now show you what a real dick is and will do to your body. Next time it will be your anus that is hurting.
So I really struck a nerve then, huh?


No one has ever dared to call me a dick.

I am only teaching you a lesson and you are strongly advised not to repeat the same mistake.


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 05:52:08


I tried to warn you about staying too long in Svartalfheim, but you wouldn't listen.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 06:08:51


At 1/12/20 05:52 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I tried to warn you about staying too long in Svartalfheim, but you wouldn't listen.


But it's inhabitants are so fine and irresistible...

Besides where else would I take my fancy ride.

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 07:41:43


*yawn*


Alright, I tried out your bed, and everything seems good. This bump here could be the issue.


*scuffles around*


Ah-ha, here's the culprit.

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 08:00:16


My head hurts because of possible concussion.


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 09:17:32


At 1/12/20 07:41 AM, ZomAlien wrote: *yawn*

Alright, I tried out your bed, and everything seems good. This bump here could be the issue.

*scuffles around*

Ah-ha, here's the culprit.


The colours match your user icon, is there something you wanna tell me?


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 12:58:52


At 1/12/20 08:00 AM, Little-Rena wrote: My head hurts because of possible concussion.


Ever tried not getting into pub brawls?


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 13:00:15


At 1/12/20 12:58 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/12/20 08:00 AM, Little-Rena wrote: My head hurts because of possible concussion.
Ever tried not getting into pub brawls?


Never given it a thought.


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 15:02:57


So how old is your mattress Gremlin? This could explain it, maybe.


SM/AMA/FAQs (Now both are ready, well sort of)

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 17:38:33


I would never put a hex on you grem


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 17:47:24


...replace it?


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 23:22:05


At 1/12/20 03:24 AM, Gremlin wrote: And I'm almost certain it's because my bed is bad.
Maybe you should all try to sleep on it...
OR

One of you assholes is using blackmagic to cause this horrible pain...

Why are you doing this to me?!


I had SI problems awhile back, and at its height like, it took me 20 mins to get out of bed, back pain really blows. As gay as it sounds, there's a few simple yoga things you can do just on your bed before you sleep that will help you out a ton, worked for me.


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-12 23:33:40


Ow my pussy


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 07:24:18


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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 07:48:08


At 1/13/20 07:24 AM, Radaketor wrote:


Dem cartoon tiddies


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At 1/12/20 11:33 PM, TheNewEJR wrote: Ow my pussy


Will you live?


At 1/12/20 11:22 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 1/12/20 03:24 AM, Gremlin wrote: And I'm almost certain it's because my bed is bad.
Maybe you should all try to sleep on it...
OR

One of you assholes is using blackmagic to cause this horrible pain...

Why are you doing this to me?!
I had SI problems awhile back, and at its height like, it took me 20 mins to get out of bed, back pain really blows. As gay as it sounds, there's a few simple yoga things you can do just on your bed before you sleep that will help you out a ton, worked for me.


Yeah I have had it really bad in the past as well, it's not THAT bad at the moment, but enough for me to bitch about it like a little bitch that I am.


As for yoga... That's fucking gay.

Guess I have to try a few moves though...


At 1/12/20 05:47 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: ...replace it?


Now how would that work out?


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 13:27:17


At 1/12/20 05:38 PM, MistyWaterflower wrote: I would never put a hex on you grem


Because you suck at hexes.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 15:03:44


At 1/13/20 01:27 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/12/20 05:38 PM, MistyWaterflower wrote: I would never put a hex on you grem
Because you suck at hexes.


no im pretty good actually


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 15:14:30


At 1/12/20 04:08 AM, Sobolev wrote: You called me a dick. I now show you what a real dick is and will do to your body. Next time it will be your anus that is hurting.


It only took 1 posts to make it to bum secks. You guyz make me so proud.


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 15:33:50


At 1/13/20 03:14 PM, kidray76 wrote:
At 1/12/20 04:08 AM, Sobolev wrote: You called me a dick. I now show you what a real dick is and will do to your body. Next time it will be your anus that is hurting.
It only took 1 posts to make it to bum secks. You guyz make me so proud.


Calling him a dick was the greatest achievement of my time as a groundling, nay, of my entire life!

I'm just emotionally unstable right now


Ahem.

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 16:12:59


Did you wake up in an odd position that made your back hurt? Every once in awhile when I go to sleep, I wake up and my lower back will be in a little pain for some reason.


Have you tried doing stretches during the day to see if it helps with your back pain?


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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 16:16:26


That's because you didn't want me to stay on top last night.



Mr. Dotard, please resign from Office and make The World great again! You are a Disgrace to Civilization.

Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-13 20:06:46


Now how would that work out?


I mean.... You can order one and have it sent right to you.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

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At 1/12/20 11:33 PM, TheNewEJR wrote: Ow my pussy


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At 1/13/20 08:06 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
Now how would that work out?
I mean.... You can order one and have it sent right to you.


What if the new back is damaged fresh out from the factory?

You may punch me.


At 1/13/20 04:16 PM, RoboHex wrote: That's because you didn't want me to stay on top last night.


You promised that once a month I could boost my fragile ego by being the top dog and the dominant one in this relationship. And I'll have that one day, no matter wha...!


Oh right, I forgot today is not one of those days. I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to rise my voice.


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At 1/13/20 04:12 PM, NekoMika wrote: Did you wake up in an odd position that made your back hurt? Every once in awhile when I go to sleep, I wake up and my lower back will be in a little pain for some reason.

Hmm, don't know about that, I guess I'm usually on my side as I eake up, but I am pretty restless sleeper, I kick, twist and turn a lot.


Have you tried doing stretches during the day to see if it helps with your back pain?


Usually only when it's bad enough to bother me for a long period of time. Sometimes when I go for a walk and pick up the pace, it will pop a few times.

And it feels so good...

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-14 03:19:03


At 1/13/20 03:03 PM, MistyWaterflower wrote:
At 1/13/20 01:27 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/12/20 05:38 PM, MistyWaterflower wrote: I would never put a hex on you grem
Because you suck at hexes.
no im pretty good actually


You are as correct about this as you are about the shape of the Earth.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

Sig by Decky.

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Response to Oww, my back hurts! 2020-01-14 06:33:43


At 1/12/20 03:24 AM, Gremlin wrote: And I'm almost certain it's because my bed is bad.
Maybe you should all try to sleep on it...
OR

One of you assholes is using blackmagic to cause this horrible pain...

Why are you doing this to me?!


So... first of all i'd like to give my apologies. I had messed up one of the instructions. I was trying to perform a start of the year blessing to bestow you with good karma or energy; although it's minor amount, but you have to push the boulder to get things rolling. While I was performing the ritual, following the instruction on a book, after I had complete the final step I found out that two pages were stuck together. I guess when you fudge up this ritual in this way it causes back pain... ha ha... I was wondering why the ritual called for "fonication with the year's Zodiac animal" when the previous step was "Pour sugar in the bowl". I'll have to double check instructions from now on.

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At 1/14/20 01:52 AM, Gremlin wrote:
At 1/13/20 04:12 PM, NekoMika wrote: Did you wake up in an odd position that made your back hurt? Every once in awhile when I go to sleep, I wake up and my lower back will be in a little pain for some reason.
Hmm, don't know about that, I guess I'm usually on my side as I eake up, but I am pretty restless sleeper, I kick, twist and turn a lot.

Mayhaps you are still eating / drinking a lot of sugary stuff a few hours before sleeping? I would recommend cutting down on that stuff if that is the case. Not saying you have to cut it out altogether but a few hours before going to sleep might help somewhat with being restless unless you are referring to something like restless leg syndrome?

Have you tried doing stretches during the day to see if it helps with your back pain?
Usually only when it's bad enough to bother me for a long period of time. Sometimes when I go for a walk and pick up the pace, it will pop a few times.
And it feels so good...


Yea, your back popping... feels pretty damn nice afterwards indeed. Usually doesn't hurt or feel as bothersome after either.


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