The 2019 BBS Awards - Results

[Little-Rena]

You guys nominated, then you voted, but you also discussed! I used some modern technology, called "Microsoft Excel" to help me tally all the votes, my cat watched over for recounting, and I also ran it by my mum to make sure all the numbers added up. Once all this was completed, I inputed the results into Flash, and uploaded the results to the portal, which you can find linked below, but you can also find the text results in this thread!

Remember, User of the Year also wins a years worth of Newgrounds Suporter status! So extra special congratulations to them!

User of the Year - @Phobotech - 9 Votes

2nd: @JosephStarr - 4 Votes

3rd: @Little-Rena - 3 Votes

4th: @SethSkoda - 2 Votes

Funniest User - @JosephStarr - 9 Votes

2nd: @PootDispencerHere - 4 Votes

3rd: @SethSkoda - 3 Votes

4th: @Wegra - 2 Votes

Biggest Attention Whore - @Wegra - 8 Votes

2nd: @Im-A-Pirate - 4 Votes

3rd: @Leidolfr - 3 Votes

4th: @SethSkoda - 2 Votes

I Miss Yew - @SevenSeize - 15 Votes

2nd: @StCyril - 2 Votes

3rd: @DanielTheManiel - 1 Votes

4th: @Bythemark - 0 Votes

The Newcomer Award - @WonderSchwifty - 12 Votes

2nd: @KingStarman - 5 Votes

3rd: @Unknown-Recognition - 1 Votes

4th: @BecauseTheNight - 0 Votes

Never Logs Off - @DamnedByFate - 9 Votes

2nd: @Cyberdevil - 4 Votes

3rd: @TomFulp - 3 Votes

4th: @Leidolfr - 2 Votes

Most Helpful - @Cyberdevil - 9 Votes

2nd: @TomFulp - 4 Votes

3rd: @Fro - 3 Votes

3rd: @Exedor - 3 Votes

Photoshop Master - @Little-Rena - 6 Votes

2nd: @WonderSchwifty - 5 Votes

3rd: @JudgeDredd - 2 Votes

4th: @BRS - 1 Votes

Best Moderator - @Fro - 8 Votes

2nd: @NekoMika- 5 Votes

3rd: @TurkeyOnAStick - 3 Votes

4th: @FoAngel - 1 Votes

Worst Moderator - @Fro - 5 Votes

1st: All of Them - 5 Votes

2nd: @kidray76 - 4 Votes

3rd: @TurkeyOnAStick - 3 Votes

The Stop Posting Award - @Sasukexbox - 10 Votes

2nd: Everyone - 5 Votes

3rd: @Im-A-Pirate - 2 Votes

4th: @DamnedByFate - 1 Votes

Best Poster - @JosephStarr - 10 Votes

2nd: @ZJ - 3 Votes

3rd: @Boss - 2 Votes

3rd: @PootDispencerHere - 2 Votes

Worst Poster - @Wegra - 6 Votes

2nd: @MistyWaterflower - 5 Votes

3rd: @ngman7 - 4 Votes

4th: @1ncompetent - 2 Votes

Greatest Event - The Exodus (Tumblr and YoutTube migration) - 7 Votes

2nd: Parody Thread (eg: "Coming Out As ___" and "You're A ___ Now") - 6 Votes

3rd: The Purging of Chronamut - 5 Votes

4th: Inktober - 0 Votes

Best Thread - Corrupt A Wish - 8 Votes

2nd: Coming Out as Trucks - 3 Votes

3rd: The Elite Guard Barracks - 2 Votes

3rd: The Work Out Thread - 2 Votes

Reactionary GIFer - @Gremlin - 10 Votes

2nd: @DamnedByFate - 3 Votes

3rd: @Zymbot - 2 Votes

4th: @JosephStarr - 1 Votes

Oddball - @GoryBlizzard - 7 Votes

2nd: @PootDispencerHere - 6 Votes

3rd: @Ratsandworms - 3 Votes

4th: @Sasukexbox - 1 Votes

Thank you all for voting, and have a great new year! Look forward to doing this again!

[Fro]

Good thing winning best mod came with a handsome pay raise. Sadly, winning worst mod came with an even greater pay deduction.

I now owe newgrounds money every paycheck and no longer get retirement or health insurance.

[Little-Rena]

At 1/1/20 06:35 PM, Fro wrote: Good thing winning best mod came with a handsome pay raise. Sadly, winning worst mod came with an even greater pay deduction.

I now owe newgrounds money every paycheck and no longer get retirement or health insurance.

Does that mean that since every moderator tied with you on worst, all the mods get a pay deduction? That would explain why you get hit twice for it.

[Fro]

At 1/1/20 06:38 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/1/20 06:35 PM, Fro wrote: Good thing winning best mod came with a handsome pay raise. Sadly, winning worst mod came with an even greater pay deduction.

I now owe newgrounds money every paycheck and no longer get retirement or health insurance.

Does that mean that since every moderator tied with you on worst, all the mods get a pay deduction? That would explain why you get hit twice for it.

That explains it. There was also the fines I'm paying back due to exposing @kidray76 's nudes.

[WonderSchwifty]

Omg I’m actually happy . Just got off a movie already and 2020 is looking great . Thanks for making my decade NG

[Little-Rena]

At 1/1/20 07:24 PM, Fro wrote: That explains it. There was also the fines I'm paying back due to exposing @kidray76 's nudes.

I don't think exposing those nudes were even worth it tbh.

At 1/1/20 07:27 PM, WonderSchwifty wrote: Omg I’m actually happy . Just got off a movie already and 2020 is looking great . Thanks for making my decade NG

Congrats on winning an award! Hope the film was good too.

[ZetoSoul]

Can I get some sort of participation award even though I really didn't participate at all?

[Little-Rena]

At 1/1/20 08:27 PM, ZetoSoul wrote: Can I get some sort of participation award even though I really didn't participate at all?

That's what the game medals are for!

[ZetoSoul]

At 1/1/20 08:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/1/20 08:27 PM, ZetoSoul wrote: Can I get some sort of participation award even though I really didn't participate at all?

That's what the game medals are for!

Great. Now it's time to protect my title. *Does nothing.*

[Little-Rena]

At 1/1/20 08:30 PM, ZetoSoul wrote:

At 1/1/20 08:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/1/20 08:27 PM, ZetoSoul wrote: Can I get some sort of participation award even though I really didn't participate at all?

That's what the game medals are for!

Great. Now it's time to protect my title. *Does nothing.*

Your title is safe, don't worry!

[ChiralAnomaly]

Shitpoaster did not win anything, but that’s ok. None of the category is specifically for shitpoasting.

[GoryBlizzard]

All of us need actual certificates for decorative purposes.

I'm awaiting mine.

[Fro]

At 1/1/20 10:32 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: All of us need actual certificates for decorative purposes.

I'm awaiting mine.

Yes, I would like to impress the people who come into my office with actual certifications.

Please someone create these so I can print them out.

and a copy for my fridge as well...

[Gremlin]

Alright, now that I am the ultimate ruler of the title granted to me by my fellow groundlings, I shall begin this new decade by basking in the... Um... Well... Nevermind.

Just, be ready for the day I go full tyrant on you all ok?

Hope this version of the gif is working...

[GoryBlizzard]

At 1/1/20 11:21 PM, Fro wrote: Yes, I would like to impress the people who come into my office with actual certifications.

Please someone create these so I can print them out.

and a copy for my fridge as well...

Your boss (or quite frankly, everyone) is probably going to ask you "Whoa, you won both Best Moderator and Worst Moderator on Newgrounds in the same year? How does that work?"

[ZomAlien]

Congratulations everyone. Now go get those medals!

[Galneda]

I dedicate my win to GoryBlizzard and Fro! Thanks everyone who voted!

Congratulations to all other nominees and winners!

In memory to ngman7, wherever you are.

Lets all celebrate by posting in Corrupt A Wish!

2020 is going to rock. Lets make the most of it!

[Galneda]

Thank you, Little-Rena for getting all of this set up and organized! You're the real star here!

[WonderSchwifty]

At 1/1/20 08:20 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/1/20 07:24 PM, Fro wrote: That explains it. There was also the fines I'm paying back due to exposing @kidray76 's nudes.

I don't think exposing those nudes were even worth it tbh.

At 1/1/20 07:27 PM, WonderSchwifty wrote: Omg I’m actually happy . Just got off a movie already and 2020 is looking great . Thanks for making my decade NG

Congrats on winning an award! Hope the film was good too.

Thanks , it was actually prettty fun to be honest .

[Little-Rena]

At 1/1/20 10:32 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: All of us need actual certificates for decorative purposes.

I'm awaiting mine.

Okay, I still have MS Publisher installed, so I'll use one of the templates, throw in some clipart, and the NG tank.

At 1/2/20 04:08 AM, Phobotech wrote: Thank you, Little-Rena for getting all of this set up and organized! You're the real star here!

[DamnedByFate]

So, the same guy wins Best Mod and Worst Mod, and I, who live on the other side of the globe and am mostly online when nobody else is, win Never Logs Off.

You people are crazy. That's why I like you.

[ChiralAnomaly]

At 1/2/20 09:59 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: So, the same guy wins Best Mod and Worst Mod, and I, who live on the other side of the globe and am mostly online when nobody else is, win Never Logs Off.

You people are crazy. That's why I like you.

You shitpoasted a lot. People only noticed how much you poasted, and not how long you spent online.

I am logged into my account at least 12 hours a day and hardly anyone realised that.

[DamnedByFate]

At 1/2/20 10:11 AM, Sobolev wrote: You shitpoasted a lot.

There's no other meaning in life, for fuck's sake.

[StickmanMarkinson]

Well congratulations to the users who won the categories of the NG BBS awards 2019.

I will type/text more about it later in the discussion thread.

[Fro]

At 1/2/20 09:59 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: So, the same guy wins Best Mod and Worst Mod, and I, who live on the other side of the globe and am mostly online when nobody else is, win Never Logs Off.

You people are crazy. That's why I like you.

Yeah, I couldn't figure out why you got the Never Logs Off one. I tend to see your posts flood in at one time of the day and that's usually it.

[Loki]

what a monumental waste of your time

[Little-Rena]

At 1/2/20 10:16 AM, JosephStarr wrote: And I'd like to shout-out @Little-Rena for hosting this entire thing.
That's some community involvement right there.

It was an honour, and a pleasure, gave me a break from shitposting all the time, and gave me something productive to do!

At 1/2/20 11:48 AM, Loki wrote: what a monumental waste of your time

Nah, I had fun, wasn't time wasted.

[Loki]

At 1/2/20 01:08 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/2/20 11:48 AM, Loki wrote: what a monumental waste of your time

Nah, I had fun, wasn't time wasted.

all them notifications triggering dopamine to mask all that emotional pain and deal with anxiety, right?

[Little-Rena]

At 1/2/20 01:13 PM, Loki wrote:

At 1/2/20 01:08 PM, Little-Rena wrote:

At 1/2/20 11:48 AM, Loki wrote: what a monumental waste of your time

Nah, I had fun, wasn't time wasted.

all them notifications triggering dopamine to mask all that emotional pain and deal with anxiety, right?

That notification bell causes more anxiety than it solves! Sometimes, it gets stuck on 1 for ages, and never clears, no matter how much I look, it drives me mad, mental, crazy! But no, I take medication for my dopamine hit, and by medication, I mean chocolate.

[Cyberdevil]

These awards turned out way more well-merited than I expected! Congrats to the winners, thanks for the appreciation, and impressive work not just arranging all this but actually getting a game and everything out so fast too @Little-Rena! Really cool to see this tradition revived again. Hope it keeps going for years and years again.

At 1/2/20 10:16 AM, JosephStarr wrote:

tl;dr - Sorry for being an ass sometimes.

You're really living up to the Best Poster award now though! Few people reach equal levels of elaboration around here.