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How would you want to die?

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How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:28:30


If you could pick your exact death how would it go?


Me, Spontaneous combustion.

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:42:54


Give you a hint.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:44:44


At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.


Agreed.


Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:53:08


At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.


I was thinking suffocation.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:04:49


Dignitas.

http://www.dignitas.ch/?lang=en

Free chocolates and drink.


Latest TCs

I mainly focus on WPac and NATL basin.

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:20:44


At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.

Gaah, sweet venus

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:27:38


I want to ascend to godhood after centuries of shitposting. Upon doing so I will expand to the size of the sun and forgo my humanity in exchange for having the power of a large celestial body. I will thereafter consume every atom in the universe then implode and create a new one in my image.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:27:46


joke answer: aids

real answer: murder suicide


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:31:50


At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.


Death by blowjob?

Sweet

Just another NG user.

Thanks, @COOLZONE17500 for the cool signature.

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:38:52



F*ck Putin the murderer, RIP Alexei Navalny


F*ck SCOTUS

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 00:20:37


In my sleep ideally. Boring I know, but it'd be (hopefully) peaceful and painless


Judge my music taste! || Add me on Steam || Letterboxd

The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 04:40:28


On a beach in Hawaii with a belly full of booze and a pair of lips around my cock.


RedSnake's the name, out of character and gae is the game.

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 11:19:04


Rocket or Missile to the chest, just below the neck. Explosion on contact. Instant, glorious punctuation mark to the entirety of my life.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 12:29:45


At 10/8/19 06:13 AM, SylveonFP wrote: I'd love to die from having my head crushed by Lucario's tights.


tights? im afraid killing someone with pants may take awhile


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 12:31:28


I would like to be abandoned deep in the antarctic and die of hypothermia


We are living like kings, and these days will last forever.

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 13:57:33


At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.


There is at least one recorded instance of la petite mort leading to la grande mort.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 15:09:09


At 10/8/19 01:57 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: There is at least one recorded instance of la petite mort leading to la grande mort.


She sucked the life right out of him.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 17:01:48


Pain is only temporary, therefore I would want to die in the most comedic way possible. I want someone to rig a banana peel to a string attached to a piano...


Filled with dynamite for good measure

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 21:21:49



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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 04:28:26



Floating in space

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 10:56:56


At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.


Death by snu snu

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 11:01:46


At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.


Could you imagine...being on the receiving end of that?


like if someone died, on top of me, climaxing balls deep...


Would I be scarred for life???


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 11:24:49


At 10/9/19 11:01 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.
Could you imagine...being on the receiving end of that?


I can honestly say I cannot imagine what it would be like on the receiving end of that.



like if someone died, on top of me, climaxing balls deep...

Would I be scarred for life???


Depends. Perhaps the offspring that resulted from the experience will help out. Or maybe make things worse.

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 12:26:19


At 10/9/19 11:01 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.
Could you imagine...being on the receiving end of that?

like if someone died, on top of me, climaxing balls deep...

Would I be scarred for life???


I hate giving the French credit but their cinema has the answer.


I might have just spoiled the entire film.

Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 15:31:31


At 10/9/19 11:01 AM, Kiwi wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.
Could you imagine...being on the receiving end of that?

like if someone died, on top of me, climaxing balls deep...

Would I be scarred for life???


Only one way to find out.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 18:58:51


Sleeping, without pain. :’)

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 19:39:02


Heart attack. If I don’t die some other way, then I’m garunteed to die that way.


You got dat?

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