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How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:28:30


If you could pick your exact death how would it go?


Me, Spontaneous combustion.

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I fell down and hit my head on a rock. My Father asked, is the rock okay?

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At 10/7/19 10:28 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: If you could pick your exact death how would it go?


Headsplodeyitis

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:42:54


Give you a hint.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:44:44


At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.


Agreed.


Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 22:48:37


Deadly fall on the heads of my enemies.

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At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.


I was thinking suffocation.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:03:17


I thought you'd never ask.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:04:49


Dignitas.

http://www.dignitas.ch/?lang=en

Free chocolates and drink.

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At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.

Gaah, sweet venus

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:27:38


I want to ascend to godhood after centuries of shitposting. Upon doing so I will expand to the size of the sun and forgo my humanity in exchange for having the power of a large celestial body. I will thereafter consume every atom in the universe then implode and create a new one in my image.

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:27:46


joke answer: aids

real answer: murder suicide

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:31:50


At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.


Death by blowjob?

Sweet

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-07 23:38:52



Mr. Dotard, please resign from Office and make The World great again! You are a Disgrace to Civilization.

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 00:20:37


In my sleep ideally. Boring I know, but it'd be (hopefully) peaceful and painless


Add me on Steam || I don't want your goddamn lettuce

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 00:38:40


Heart attack while doing coke off a japanese stripper.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 04:40:28


On a beach in Hawaii with a belly full of booze and a pair of lips around my cock.


Hey, I'm Billy...

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I'd love to die from having my head crushed by Lucario's tights.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 11:19:04


Rocket or Missile to the chest, just below the neck. Explosion on contact. Instant, glorious punctuation mark to the entirety of my life.


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 12:29:45


At 10/8/19 06:13 AM, SylveonFP wrote: I'd love to die from having my head crushed by Lucario's tights.


tights? im afraid killing someone with pants may take awhile

Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 12:31:28


I would like to be abandoned deep in the antarctic and die of hypothermia


Sae bides the little faded floer tha once in simmer time did bloom Now autumn winds bloer`t an the floer wilts awa wha reminds us we are strangers an this world isnae oor hame

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At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.


There is at least one recorded instance of la petite mort leading to la grande mort.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 15:09:09


At 10/8/19 01:57 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: There is at least one recorded instance of la petite mort leading to la grande mort.


She sucked the life right out of him.


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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-08 17:01:48


Pain is only temporary, therefore I would want to die in the most comedic way possible. I want someone to rig a banana peel to a string attached to a piano...


Filled with dynamite for good measure

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At 10/7/19 10:28 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: If you could pick your exact death how would it go?

Me, Spontaneous combustion.


I shouldn't even entertain the idea, but I rather die peacefully as my soul is carried off to the heavens. If I can't die peacefully I would at least rather die knowing I fought for something worth fighting for.

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 00:48:05


Failing what I wrote above, I would like one of my hallucinations to kill me.

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Floating in space

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Response to How would you want to die? 2019-10-09 10:36:22


At 10/8/19 12:29 PM, StaticSkull2 wrote:
At 10/8/19 06:13 AM, SylveonFP wrote: I'd love to die from having my head crushed by Lucario's tights.
tights? im afraid killing someone with pants may take awhile


Not what I meant. I had to make this dumb image in a mobile app. It's all your fault, Skull.


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At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.


Death by snu snu

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At 10/7/19 10:44 PM, Fro wrote:
At 10/7/19 10:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Give you a hint.
Agreed.

Climaxing balls deep is the way to go.


Could you imagine...being on the receiving end of that?


like if someone died, on top of me, climaxing balls deep...


Would I be scarred for life???