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An apple a day

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Okay so you guys know how an apple a day keeps the doctor away? A doctor is going grocery shopping for his family after work, and he accidentally buys apples instead of pears, and then his wife makes apple soup and they're eating the apple soup for dinner and then he starts fading and the family is like "NOOOO" and then he returns the next morning only to find his daughter smoking a ground up apple in her room. Stay above the influence kids. And then it starts raining apples outside the window of the house. -fade out-


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Response to An apple a day 2019-08-17 20:52:01


Depressing :(

Response to An apple a day 2019-08-18 11:06:33


At 8/17/19 08:52 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Depressing :(


It was supposed to be funny. -_-


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Response to An apple a day 2019-08-18 14:08:25


At 8/18/19 11:06 AM, Belthagor wrote:
At 8/17/19 08:52 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Depressing :(
It was supposed to be funny. -_-


So was my comment :(

Response to An apple a day 2019-08-18 16:03:28


That's deep, bro...

Response to An apple a day 2019-08-18 16:36:38


okay everybody, apples only


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Response to An apple a day 2019-08-18 17:17:53


At 8/18/19 04:36 PM, Boss wrote: okay everybody, apples only


Yes, how can I improve this?


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Response to An apple a day 2019-08-19 00:25:13


At 8/18/19 11:06 AM, Belthagor wrote:
At 8/17/19 08:52 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Depressing :(
It was supposed to be funny. -_-


Really? I feel nothing.


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Response to An apple a day 2019-08-19 03:15:03


At 8/19/19 12:25 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
At 8/18/19 11:06 AM, Belthagor wrote:
At 8/17/19 08:52 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Depressing :(
It was supposed to be funny. -_-
Really? I feel nothing.


try smoking it out of a hollowed out aple this time


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Response to An apple a day 2019-08-19 09:45:27


Sad if true

Response to An apple a day 2019-08-25 23:12:51


You just lost me.


You got dat?

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Response to An apple a day 2019-09-11 09:07:01


At 8/25/19 11:12 PM, FelixZophar wrote: You just lost me.


Everything is okay?