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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-12 21:08:30


three dollars and fifty cents for me to suckle your wife

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-12 21:10:09


At 8/12/19 09:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: three dollars and fifty cents for me to suckle your wife


My wife died during The Big Bang (or as I like to call it.)


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-12 21:18:35


At 8/12/19 09:10 PM, Xinxinix wrote: My wife died during The Big Bang (or as I like to call it.)


.... what?

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-12 21:22:27


I can make you a mean cup of tea I guess, or I can do a terrible impression of Bane. If I'm feeling generous I'll do both even

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-13 04:52:02


At 8/9/19 10:20 PM, Xinxinix wrote: I am willing to pay you for any one of your services. What can you do for me?

I have $3.50


For that kind of money I can do whatever you want me to do. :O


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-14 01:39:56


I can magically make the contents of a bag of doritos disappear into my mouth in 15 seconds


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-14 09:35:59


At 8/14/19 01:39 AM, SuperJoker429 wrote: I can magically make the contents of a bag of doritos disappear into my mouth in 15 seconds


By "magically" do you mean atrociously? :b

(that sounds super, super painful)


I used to eat a full pouch of big league chew until my jaw hurt :b


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-14 12:59:41


Do you still have any money left? I'll draw you some inflation art for it.

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-14 17:18:44


I'll make you a voice clip of me doing a bad impression of an Overwatch character of your choice.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-14 21:10:31


Ill eat a sandwich and review it for you in no more than a paragraph.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-15 02:20:59


I can program you a simple game, Make you a sound effect, or a loop.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-15 16:08:12


At 8/14/19 09:35 AM, Xinxinix wrote:
At 8/14/19 01:39 AM, SuperJoker429 wrote: I can magically make the contents of a bag of doritos disappear into my mouth in 15 seconds
By "magically" do you mean atrociously? :b
(that sounds super, super painful)

I used to eat a full pouch of big league chew until my jaw hurt :b


big leauge chew is a fucking workout XD


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-15 16:45:50


At 8/15/19 04:08 PM, SuperJoker429 wrote:
At 8/14/19 09:35 AM, Xinxinix wrote:
At 8/14/19 01:39 AM, SuperJoker429 wrote: I can magically make the contents of a bag of doritos disappear into my mouth in 15 seconds
By "magically" do you mean atrociously? :b
(that sounds super, super painful)

I used to eat a full pouch of big league chew until my jaw hurt :b
big leauge chew is a fucking workout XD


The real challenge is the sour flavor :b


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-18 03:57:46


At 8/15/19 04:45 PM, Xinxinix wrote:
At 8/15/19 04:08 PM, SuperJoker429 wrote:
At 8/14/19 09:35 AM, Xinxinix wrote:
At 8/14/19 01:39 AM, SuperJoker429 wrote: I can magically make the contents of a bag of doritos disappear into my mouth in 15 seconds
By "magically" do you mean atrociously? :b
(that sounds super, super painful)

I used to eat a full pouch of big league chew until my jaw hurt :b
big leauge chew is a fucking workout XD
The real challenge is the sour flavor :b


the sour apple? thats my fav. I think the real trouble with it is that the strands are covered in powder. I dont know if thats the flavoring or what but it does get annoying bc after you eat it bc it looks like you stuck your hand in a bag of cocaine XD


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-18 05:36:04


At 8/10/19 02:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: I can write you an erotic story.


Is this a limited-time/requester offer? :O


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-18 05:39:38


At 8/12/19 09:02 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Welp, I paid for this pixelated version of Probius done by @koupip, and I have to say, it was money well spent.


Nice. :) No need for me to offer any drastically price-reduced mastery here then...


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-19 06:04:38


At 8/18/19 05:36 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:


Is this a limited-time/requester offer? :O


Nope. Send me $3.50 and a little description of what you're looking for and I'll get writing.


Only thing off the table is kids and animals, because that is fucked and you should be ashamed of yourself.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-19 06:54:43


At 8/19/19 06:04 AM, Gagsy wrote: Nope. Send me $3.50 and a little description of what you're looking for and I'll get writing.


Oooh. Wasn't prepared for this. I'ma have to think this through thoroughly...


Only thing off the table is kids and animals, because that is fucked and you should be ashamed of yourself.


Gotcha. XD


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