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What Can You Do ? 2019-08-09 22:20:06


I am willing to pay you for any one of your services. What can you do for me?


I have $3.50


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-09 22:40:08


This can go a couple of ways...

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-09 23:20:38


I dunno, but I need about tree fiddy.

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-09 23:34:30


alright i'm not the loch ness monster but for a grand total of 1$ i will draw you one of my special card character


I'm the funniest guy around yeha

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-09 23:36:33


Little did you know I'll basically do anything for a single dollar. You could have saved yourself $2.50.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-09 23:45:07


At 8/9/19 11:34 PM, koupip wrote: alright i'm not the loch ness monster but for a grand total of 1$ i will draw you one of my special card character


Thats actually not a bad deal.


Although I have no idea what you mean :b


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-09 23:46:53


At 8/9/19 11:45 PM, Xinxinix wrote:
At 8/9/19 11:34 PM, koupip wrote: alright i'm not the loch ness monster but for a grand total of 1$ i will draw you one of my special card character
Thats actually not a bad deal.

Although I have no idea what you mean :b


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something like this


I'm the funniest guy around yeha

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 00:50:42


I can do thai massage and massage that tender area.

https://youtu.be/GyDVBYr_MUU?t=356

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 02:09:41


I can voice over a quick sentence (3-7 words) for you (in one take, unedited raw file) or knock out a very simple drawing in however long I feel like (monochrome, small size, no background, uncomplex design with minimal detail, no longer than 5 minutes spent)


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 02:13:31


I can write you an erotic story.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 04:39:26


I'll buy us both a cup of coffee and a sandwich or a bun. You can keep your money.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 05:09:44


I'm very skilled at taking money, pro level. If you give it to me, I will take it and say thank you.


You'll be so impressed.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 05:16:52


It wuz at dat moment I realized... That wuz no ordinaray gurl scow.iu_45671_617556.jpg

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 05:28:45


At 8/9/19 10:20 PM, Xinxinix wrote: I am willing to pay you for any one of your services. What can you do for me?


Kill your enemies.


I have $3.50


But not for this little.


You can't fight for peace. If you fight, there ain't peace. NO, I'M NOT AMERICAN!

On every ship that floats and sails, there's someone who the captain nails.

Sig by Decky.

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 08:05:10


I'll draw one of your OCs doing some fetish bullshit. But my minimum is $10.

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 08:19:14


At 8/10/19 08:05 AM, Chdonga wrote: I'll draw one of your OCs doing some fetish bullshit. But my minimum is $10.


can you do it for 1$ and then i add 0$ ?


I'm the funniest guy around yeha

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 08:31:42


At 8/10/19 08:19 AM, koupip wrote:
At 8/10/19 08:05 AM, Chdonga wrote: I'll draw one of your OCs doing some fetish bullshit. But my minimum is $10.
can you do it for 1$ and then i add 0$ ?


Show me your OC and I'll consider it

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-10 08:33:47


At 8/10/19 08:31 AM, Chdonga wrote:
At 8/10/19 08:19 AM, koupip wrote:
At 8/10/19 08:05 AM, Chdonga wrote: I'll draw one of your OCs doing some fetish bullshit. But my minimum is $10.
can you do it for 1$ and then i add 0$ ?
Show me your OC and I'll consider it


fan art of him done by my friends

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his name is brr-ito


I'm the funniest guy around yeha

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 01:03:14


At 8/9/19 10:20 PM, Xinxinix wrote: I am willing to pay you for any one of your services. What can you do for me?

I have $3.50


Get spat on by a really hot chick, or you can get a Starbucks scone, maybe.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 12:55:07


I will be your friend for 3 minutes and 50 seconds.


An opinion is like a fart. No one likes it but eventually it evaporates into nothing. Mike David

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 13:15:40


At 8/11/19 12:55 PM, AngryGrag wrote: I will be your friend for 3 minutes and 50 seconds.


$60 an hour ?? Well, what comes with this? Patty-cake? Card games? Magic tricks? Nerf guns? Listening skills? Informational discussions about the environment? DnD? Multiplayer Co-op? Movie buddies? Yoga in the backyard? Bug watching? Bird watching? People watching? Watching each other watching each other? Flex offs? Push-up contests? Pushing cows over contest? Gardening? Ping pong? Do you have any portable games? Pokemon battles? Tree fort building? Tree fort burning? Campfires? Bonfires? Construction? Destruction? Anime? MAnga? Comic drawing of what we're currently doing? Painting?


Oh... my time is up... :(


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 13:19:34


At 8/11/19 01:15 PM, Xinxinix wrote:
At 8/11/19 12:55 PM, AngryGrag wrote: I will be your friend for 3 minutes and 50 seconds.
$60 an hour ?? Well, what comes with this? Patty-cake? Card games? Magic tricks? Nerf guns? Listening skills? Informational discussions about the environment? DnD? Multiplayer Co-op? Movie buddies? Yoga in the backyard? Bug watching? Bird watching? People watching? Watching each other watching each other? Flex offs? Push-up contests? Pushing cows over contest? Gardening? Ping pong? Do you have any portable games? Pokemon battles? Tree fort building? Tree fort burning? Campfires? Bonfires? Construction? Destruction? Anime? MAnga? Comic drawing of what we're currently doing? Painting?

Oh... my time is up... :(


As My friend you can look at this gif


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 13:25:32


At 8/9/19 11:34 PM, koupip wrote: alright i'm not the loch ness monster but for a grand total of 1$ i will draw you one of my special card character


Ok. How do I send you da money? And do I choose the character?


That leaves me $2.50


At 8/9/19 11:36 PM, Fro wrote: Little did you know I'll basically do anything for a single dollar. You could have saved yourself $2.50.


Oh, I meant I have $1.50 left.


I'll pay you to write a nice motivational letter to me on this thread :)


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 13:25:47


I can convince you to buy one months subscription to newgrounds? I dunno, I don't really have anything I can do for $3.


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 13:46:03 (edited 2019-08-11 13:49:19)


Wrong thread :3


An opinion is like a fart. No one likes it but eventually it evaporates into nothing. Mike David

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-11 15:14:41


At 8/11/19 01:25 PM, Xinxinix wrote: Ok. How do I send you da money? And do I choose the character?

That leaves me $2.50


just PM me desu and you can do any character you want


I'm the funniest guy around yeha

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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-12 10:13:33 (edited 2019-08-12 10:15:01)


For real, I do a lot of things for different people for free.


I sometimes answer math or science questions online, make regular weather updates or play the piano in social occasions. I do homework for other people too if I feel like it.


If you have a question, I will have an answer.

Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-12 10:50:58


At 8/12/19 10:13 AM, Sobolev wrote: For real, I do a lot of things for different people for free.

I sometimes answer math or science questions online, make regular weather updates or play the piano in social occasions. I do homework for other people too if I feel like it.

If you have a question, I will have an answer.


Thats super wholesome and also really badass. The integrity of learning !


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Response to What Can You Do ? 2019-08-12 21:02:53 (edited 2019-08-12 21:03:13)


Welp, I paid for this pixelated version of Probius done by @koupip, and I have to say, it was money well spent.


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