(Might I add here it's nice to come back to a profile after months of not using it to be surprised by a hundred notifs.)
*Ahem. Anyway, here's the problem.
https://www.deviantart.com/mythiril/journal/You-re-NOT-Human-786451470
DA has in the past fessed up to geobanning internet traffic to Syria, Chrimea, Iran, and a handful of others. A year or so ago, the author of this journal complained and got enough DA mod-attention for them to say they'll undo the ban.
But it would appear that was just a padded lie and now I have a good excuse to not use DA: Solidarity for geobanned users.
In other words, there's still Newgrounds and I'm glad to use it more instead.